To Stressed to be Blessed

I’m Pantano and this is my blog :)

[definetelynotdepressed]

god cursed me into seeing this image so im making it everyone elses problem

[definetelynotdepressed]

How come i come back after like 3 years and my feed is all about some knight and a slime guy

[mousegirlheart]

um actually there's nothing wrong with letting cats be outdoor pets. your cat is depressed locked inside forever. it's animal abuse. let it outside. more cats should be let outside more often. especially overnight.

[amiguruineapig]

[pukicho]

A cat

[definetelynotdepressed]

a scrimblio

[pukicho]

Men when they see toilets : I refuse to pee my piss into this big open hole part. Hmmm.. The floor will do me nicely.

[definetelynotdepressed]

public restrooms are a fucking fever dream man

[fern-lover]

I love Ethernet cables!

I love wiring my house with cables along the skirting boards!!

I love having a reliable connection to the internet!!!

I love fast inter-lan connections between my computers!!!!

I love how switches look when all wired!!!!!

[definetelynotdepressed]

i wanna eat your ethernet cable

[softwaring]

[atomicwinterlove]

[vrson]

^ thats the original image, in case you want to see exactly how fucking vile these bastards are.

(those are signs they confiscated from homeless people they arrested for "panhandling" during the holiday season)

[sailorbluemoon]

Holy fuck the original is worse

[definetelynotdepressed]

acab, what the fuck

[bahari-official]

me: i wanna talk about my ocs

someone: ok tell me about your ocs

me, suddenly convinced that every single thing about my ocs is stupid and cringy and probably offensive: i. have them

[animentality]

[sycamorality]

the farlands

[definetelynotdepressed]

the fact this is in ms paint is fucking astounding

[marciaillust]

[definetelynotdepressed]

low key how me and my partner act to eaxh other

[bunjywunjy]

[sexchangedotcom]

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

[great-and-small]

We’re gonna getcha

[definetelynotdepressed]

im being consumed

[wacklemons]

lets scream with mama

TERFS STOP INTERACTING WITH THIS POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU DONT RESPECT TRANS WOMEN GET OFF MY BLOG!!!!!! PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!

[dubadoowop]

Siren baby learns how to sunbathe.

[four-leafed-queer-gal-deactivat]

Let's learn to sunbathe with Mama

[definetelynotdepressed]

this is cute

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[kiracles]