47 Disapproves

Were these things actually said by the Hitman characters? Maybe, maybe not.

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Lucas: Your insolence goes too far!

Olivia: Wrong! It can go a lot further!

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Olivia: Jumping out of helicopters is dangerous. You know, they say 1 in 5 people don't even make it to the ground.

Lucas: What do you mean they don't make it to the ground? Where do they go?

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Lucas: Houston, we have a problem.

Olivia: Where are you?

Lucas: Houston. That’s the problem. I don’t know how I got here.

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Due to personal reasons, I need a hug.

-Olivia

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Olivia: Question: do we have any gun-swords? I watch a lot of anime and trust me, we're gonna need some gun-swords.

47: What’s an anime?

Olivia: We have much to discuss.

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happy birthday to 47! our boy is now 56!

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Lucas, with all due respect, I am gonna completely ignore everything you just said.

-Olivia

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Diana: One day I hope I am the woman that walks into a room and all eyes are on her.

Olivia: The trick is to get a really big hat and then scream.

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Olivia: How do you feel?

Lucas: Thanks for asking, I have no idea.

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Lucas: I got arrested for being too cool.

Olivia: The charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence.

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Lucas: Name a way to be nice to others.

Olivia: Don’t kill them.

Lucas: …Setting the bar a little low, but I’ll allow it.

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Olivia: What if "It’s Raining Men" and "Let The Bodies Hit The Floor" are about the same event from different perspectives?

Lucas: I’m literally begging you to stop.

Diana: No wait, let her finish.

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Olivia: Can I have these question mark stickers?

Lucas: Why?

Olivia: I wanna put them on stop signs.

Lucas: OLIVIA, NO!

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Houston, I have so many problems.

-Lucas

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Diana: Aren’t you supposed to be babysitting Olivia?

Lucas: She’s over there, dazzling some psychologists.

Olivia: All men are at least 30% attracted to me. My mother cried the day I was born because she knew she could never be better than me. At any given moment I’m thinking about one thing: Richard Dreyfuss hunkered over, eating dog food. I feel like I’m the Paris of people. I’m exquisite.

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Diana: Everyone synchronize your watches.

Lucas: I don’t know how to do that.

47: I don’t wear a watch.

Olivia: Time is a construct.

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47: This is such a bad idea.

Olivia: Then why are you coming along?

47: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.