definitelyflowers

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Hey You

So I’m kind of better now, but I’m going to start using my sideblog @definitelyflowers rather than this one. If you want to follow me there or whatever, I post shit sometimes.

[definitelyflowers-hasmoved-blog]

Hey You

So I’m kind of better now, but I’m going to start using my sideblog @definitelyflowers rather than this one. If you want to follow me there or whatever, I post shit sometimes.

[definitelyflowers-hasmoved-blog]

Hey You

So I’m kind of better now, but I’m going to start using my sideblog @definitelyflowers rather than this one. If you want to follow me there or whatever, I post shit sometimes.

[definitelyflowers-hasmoved-blog]

depression: just skip today’s lectures and stay in bed all day and cry a bit

anxiety: you can’t skip any classes, don’t even miss a second, or you’ll fail and amount to nothing

[thotograph]

anxiety: they hate you

me: who hates me

anxiety: they

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

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@aspidrun

[zapurongu]

What if the reason Reaper drops his guns is because he doesn’t know how to reload

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@trippingonmentats!!

I laughed so hard.

[red-hot-rebel]

[foxdear]

How to spot a nerd: See if they’re wearing this, then take their lunch money

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I think you meant, then see if they want to have an in-depth conversation about it. Because taking their lunch money makes you a bully.

And being a bully makes you an asshole.

[foxdear]

[speedoweedo]

tfw u love a character who is an asshole with 0 redeeming qualities and makes 0 attempt to better themself

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@imperfectkreis

[imperfectkreis]

Why you gotta come for me like this

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Naaah, me and Vishnu. XD

[speedoweedo]

tfw u love a character who is an asshole with 0 redeeming qualities and makes 0 attempt to better themself

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@imperfectkreis

[saiyuri-thedragonborn-deactivat]

AU Raider Maxson for @tessa1978. I forgot to remove the scar, sorry Dx but the mohawk is on point.

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[fancyladssnacks]

He’s a bad, bad boy. But at least he brought his own BDSM harness along for his punishment. 

I think @spoorium will appreciate this look on him… ;)

[meladoodle]

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@justdeltach DENNIS

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[conqueror-of-orgrimmar]

DISCORD HAS GROUP MESSAGING/CALLS AND 1-ON-1 CALLS NOW

ABANDON SKYPE ALL YE WHO STILL SUFFER

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[chadwicc]

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@meltyicecreamdarknessnightmare @definitelyflowers

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What in the world!?

So true tho.

[janicexxx]

[aph--china-deactivated20190810]

So I know there’s various ways to fuck up in Chinese but this is the most frightening one I’ve found so far.