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i'm pete. dad to bx, bf to ryan. (he wrote that, not me) gh: definitelyholdmetight   [[this is RP]]

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i gotta bring my kid back something from this trip so someone help me make some macaroni necklaces 

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@breakfastiscold @yoshiscircuit i love my kids!!!!

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also let me know if i can befriend you on gh cause i dropped off the face of the earth for a while so now i’ve got negative three friends 

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also i just did a complete unfollow/refollow so i think i’ve earned that trenta sized iced coffee

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my cabin mates are so lucky i’m going full dad mode on this camping trip rn

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uhhhh it’s called fashion sweaty look it up :))

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im having flashbacks to the way those teen magazines used to describe me 

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hey kids, who missed me?

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*is proud of my heritage, ancestry, roots & culture*

[p-money-on-tha-mic]

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No one roasts me harder than my own fans

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am i wearing dad shorts and socks with sandals??????

yes

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I'm gonna eat so many hot dogs at this Fourth of July party you guys aren't even ready

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Snapchat did a story about "symptoms of excessive gaming" and used a picture of me playing fortnite for the story like say it to my face Snapchat

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You guys make this old emo's heart very happy 🖤🦇

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I might be old but I'm still snagging those magazine covers 😎