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[rubberduckiefaery]

Can't believe Bettel won Sexy Jester poll, I'm in tears

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Tumblr Sexy Jester/Clown Contest Final Round

Gavis Bettel (Holostars)

Hugh Morris (Tomodachi Life)

Muppet Joker (Tumblr)

Voting ended onMay 6

[rubberduckiefaery]

Now or never

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Tumblr Sexy Jester/Clown Contest Semifinals

Gavis Bettel (Holostars)

April (Monster Prom)

Voting ended onApr 29

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Tumblr Sexy Jester/Clown Contest Round 3

Gavis Bettel (Vtuber)

Pomni (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Voting ended onApr 22

[rubberduckiefaery]

Godspeed,Bettel o7

[rubberduckiefaery]

No fucking way he's winning

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Tumblr Sexy Jester/Clown Contest Round 3

Gavis Bettel (Vtuber)

Pomni (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Voting ended onApr 22

[rubberduckiefaery]

Godspeed,Bettel o7

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Tumblr Sexy Jester/Clown Contest Round 2

Gavis Bettel (Vtuber)

Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)

Voting ended onApr 15

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Guys he just made a post about this on Twitter

[rubberduckiefaery]

Returning to Tumblr only to vote for Gavis Bettel

[o3tofu]

Lobster…

[birdsareblooming]

For the love of god stop

[realshinjiikari]

[birdsareblooming]

this post seems to have broken containment and if anyone's interested in what they were telling me to stop, i found the og post with this song and was mass reblogging it at an alarming rate. ive done this multiple times but i think this was the instance i reblogged it 64 times in a row

[twinkothydrake]

[rongzhi]

That one friend at the KTV

Song: 左手指月(Upwards To The Moon) - 薩頂頂 (Sa Dingding)

English added by me :)

[lightsintheskye]

brain rot idea that wouldn’t leave me alone

[rongzhi]

New shoes

English added by me :)

[rongzhi]

OP: 惹舍友生气了，飞檐走壁追着打啊

↳ Angered my roommate, [now he's] flying over eaves and walking on walls to beat me

English added by me :)

[chase-solidago]

Loving reminder from your land history auntie:

North American golf courses have had 50-100 years of arsenic and mercury based fungicide and herbicides applied to their soils.

Do not eat anything that has been grown on a golf course or downstream from a golf course. I know it sounds cool and radical, but you are too valuable to poison yourself with heavy metals.

Protect each other, turn your local golf course into a pollinator garden, not a sex forest or community garden.

[blatantescapism]

Grow sunflowers on your poisoned land, for at least five years if not a decade. Do not eat the seeds. Collect the long stalks and treat them like nuclear waste. The sunflower stalks will remove the heavy metals from the soil.

Test your soil before growing food!!!

[mylifeingotham]

[andhumanslovedstories]

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought "why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff," so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It's alright if you can't because apparently I fuckin couldn't either

[andhumanslovedstories]

Cutting something out of your life because you think you don't need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like let's say public health and the social safety net and vaccines

[thomrainierskies]

I had a liver transplant when I was 14 and like six months later I was chatting with my surgeon and he said “there’s gonna come a time, probably when you’re a teenager, where you’re gonna think, ‘I feel great, why am I still taking all this medication? I haven’t needed it in years.’ and you’re gonna want to stop taking all this medication. Guess what’s gonna happen then? You’re gonna go into rejection and your liver is gonna start failing, and you’re gonna be dying again, and we’re gonna have to find you another liver. So don’t do that.” And I said “why the fuck would anyone do that?” and he said “people are stupid.”

every once in a while when I get annoyed by a pharmacy or don’t wanna get out of bed to do my drugs I think “ugh, this is dumb, why do I do this?” and that conversation slams into me like a truck and I remember that I am, in fact, stupid

[queermania]

Wait are you really pro-ship?

back in my day we just called it minding your own business

[phoenixyfriend]

Whenever an existing faux product is described as "vegan product" my hackles raise.

It's not vegan leather, it's pleather.

It's not vegan butter, it's margarine.

It's not vegan cashmere, it's acrylic.

It's not vegan fur, it's faux fur. Also probably an acrylic or rayon blend.

It's not vegan silk, it's polyester.

We haven't gotten to calling vegetable shortening "vegan lard" yet, but given the butter situation...

Call a spade a spade and stop greenwashing! Just admit it's plastic! Just admit you've prioritized one kind of animal life over the other! Stop calling it vegan when it's just plastic, you're driving people to destroy the planet with the "more moral" option when it's NOT.

You can enjoy margarine, that's fine, just be up front about it being in the dish so people know what they're eating by a familiar name.