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attex

he sweater too big for he got damn he

pocketss

remove brain

elegytheenby

EEFO ELYTRA!!!!!

(From Scar's latest episode)

crabbl

is this anything

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hiveswap

a woman in the body doubling discord suddenly said "hey, you with the diamond [emoji didnt show up for me] in your username, i like your profile photo, is it a duck? or a snail? :)"

and poor guy was like "it's uhmm. it's pregnant clippy from microsoft office"

and the woman was like ok im gonna need a minute. and physically on camera walked out of her room

escuerzoresucitado

Pedestrian traffic lights

toonful

this kitty needs melatonin and a night light!

skibidirizz69

Just wait

attex

he sweater too big for he got damn he

teaboot

"Oh yeah, we have an outdoor Corgi, he just gets so bored cooped up inside all day. He knows to stay off the road. Don't worry, he's way too smart for coyotes and the neighbor's know to look out when they drive past."

"Us? Oh, of *course* our Dachshund sleeps inside- we just let him out in the morning and make sure he comes back for dinner. He just does his own thing, no worries."

"Um, you know it's not humane to keep a chihuahua confined to an apartment? They're dogs, they're natural predators. They need to experience hunting behaviors or they get depressed. No we don't leash ours, he absolutely hates it, we just let him come and go whenever."

Yall get how fucking stupid that sounds, right? So stop letting your goddamn cats get eaten and attacked and infected and hit by cars

A toddler would probably love full unattended access to the neighborhood too, but we don't do that either, do we

It's 2026, "keep your damn pet in a house or in your view" should not be controversial