one shitpost a day

pfp the stranger in the mirror kanade | she/her

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fine ill pin a post whatever time to join the loser club /j

#osad for daily shitposts

block the tag #negative, to avoid hater hours

info under cut

also if i liked your fandom post pretend i did it from my sideblog @jazzically sigh i didnt know about primary/secondary blogs and stuff till it was too late :,)

stuff i love!!!!!!!! (and may be posting about; fandom-specific stuff goes on aforementioned sideblog)

shitpostinf (what really no way), tma, portal, tsp/tspud, sdv, animal jam pw, little nightmares, wes anderson movies, brba, tgp, glass animals, 2729373837 genres of music (including pop, phonk, vocaloid, metal, and breakcore, and other stuff), math (sometimes), horror video games and certain types of visual novels, programming, ascii art, art in general

yeah.......yeha......w. yee haw

frequently used tags and stuff

#osad #text #described #undescribed #mytext #not a shitpost #not exactly a shitpost #ive been thinking about this post a lot since i saw it #for later #??? (for when i realize i am grasping at straws attempting to tag a post) #music #not for funnies #posts that bring me joy #fav #tumblr meta #help #alienposting #oceanposting #humans are... #language #d&d #wizardposting #life tips #photography #idea #spotify #i hate spotify ui #im so funny #meme references except i made them up in my brain #i arted

also also if i accidentally post something twice lmk cuz ive lost my place in the gdoc queue a couple times ;-;

IM SO UNFUNNY IM SORRY.A

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smtimes when i gaze into the pitch black of my bag i expect my hellos to echo

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#mythat would have been funny maybe a couple months ago

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*flails* i am just a fish

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at first i thought... well... you see... it's hard to explain

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i like the posts in my queue to be marinating

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im going clubbing! (book club)

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sex yeah whatever but a full-body stretch.

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im never uncertain i think

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every night i crack one open. beer? whiskey? wine? no. one of these bad boys.

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ey son., get me and my boys a cold one

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woah wait your cool brother is on here too? im gonna go stare at his blog

can i be considered your sibling too after i crashed on your futon :,)

yeagh @whhammer

OF COURSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY YIPPEE

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every night i crack one open. beer? whiskey? wine? no. one of these bad boys.

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*upgrades you for 30 wood and 500 gold*

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peeved when people say "you'll know it when you see it" bc the whole reason i asked for clarification is bc i probably will not even see it at all because i don't know what i'm looking for

but i dont say this i just keep going and if i encounter a problem i NAE NAE

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*angrily does my homework*

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Hi guys, im not going, to do the, dishes tonight because there, is only a two spoons, a knife and a scissor

How ya doing today sis

WOKE DOG?!?!?!?!?!?

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side note why is there a cow. like why