Definitely Real Degrassi Episodes

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In this special musical episode, the characters learn a tragedy they will never forget. Darcy is frustrated by her constant masturbation and soon admits that it can be deadly. Things intensify when Wheels decides to emasculate Stephanie with their "arts" project.

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Things intensify when Wheels begins spending all of his time online. Mr. Raditch, Jamie Stavros' replacement, has a secret affair with Mrs. Raditch. A kiss between Caitlin and Dave explodes onto the school floor.

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As the semester draws to a close, it's time for some caffeine and a trip to The Dot. Adam starts a fundraising website to help his cause. Ashley loves Media Immersion but finds it to be "isolated drama."

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Craig names his band the Bands of Niagara Falls—they're killer. A hate campaign is in the works against Drew and his cronies. Degrassi will never be the same when it comes to prom-less boys.

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Terri, Jay, and Silent Bob begin a new school year in Grade 7. Eli's true feelings for Peter are revealed. Things intensify when Wheels puts his future plans in motion.

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The kiss between Derek and Ashley has been reported as a fake. Clare can't sleep because of a fear of cockroaches. Eli is horrified when he meets his online friend.

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A kiss between two friends… Leaves Caitlin dreading his next move. Adam's latest book, titled Generation Hell, is out of print.

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Trouble brews between Degrassi's two main suspects - crystal meth and Joey Jeremiah. Spinner finds a pair of roller skates that are destined for his new, bigger breasts.

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Hackers, in a bid to steal Sav's laptop, develop a sophisticated code of attack. Spinner forms a band called "Revival Girls" to date Snake. Marisol had begun research for a book on troubled adolescents.

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A struggling Ashley can't seem to bear the idea of losing her virginity to a guy she loves. When she doesn’t respond so well to her insecurities, Zeus drops her.

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After having oral sex with Jay, Emma finally feels free to do what she wants without getting into a fight, however, she is horrified when she finds out that Peter is in danger and must choose between spending his life in trouble or finding something more exciting.

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The class of 2006 is given a chance to win a DeLorean. The kiss between Manny and JT is extremely provocative.

Note: An edited version of this article appeared in the November 2007 issue of Deutsch & Deutsch Media.

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After being released from jail, Clare is not sure what to do. Will she be able to help him? Meanwhile, Jimmy is stranded without his penis.

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A hacker group known as cybersquatch team has managed to get a surprising number of hours of overtime.

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In this incarnation of the franchise, the Power Squad challenges the Power Squad at Degrassi to a swimming competition. The team finishes third and qualify for the water battle. During the battle, Jimmy is knocked out and Spinner desperately tries to charge back up to win him back. Jimmy is defended by the younger Paige and Sean, who are defending him against the Rubber Room bullies.

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Alex and Paige have their first kiss in this kiss-fest. Chantay and Wesley are spending too much time together.

Note: An edited version of this article originally said that Wesley was one of the gang members killed.

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Craig names his band the Didn't Deal Massacre at the Ravine party. He is overheard telling Clare that her band was just some dude's farts.