young, dumb and full of cum

julian | 18 | chinese | he/it go follow my insta (@deathbysoup) if u actually wanna see my art and not me screaming incoherently abt gay shit

[saltysalmonkid]

Ughm... i gotta ko-fi now...... tip me if u wanna heehee love u guys ok bye

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[normal-horoscopes]

I think you're just jealous of the overwhelming power that streams from THE ORB. It's not corrupting me at all.

[oceans-foundfamily]

[loonamoths]

men and nonbinary people who have breasts are totally normal and cool actually

[loonamoths]

also this is true regardless of whether they bind or plan to have top surgery

[boopboopboopbadoop]

I know you’re aiming for trans and nb people rn, but this would also probably help cis men with gynecomastia too :D

[loonamoths]

This is one of the rare occasions when “cis men too!” is a good addition, and you’re so right! That did occur to me when I made this post and I’m glad you pointed it out

[southpauz]

They’re dating, your honor

[jame7t]

men annd women can do whatever they want

[shitqss]

disagree

[jame7t]

men and women cant do anything 

[aqueousstar]

disagree

[jame7t]

youre making this so fucking difficult 

[flagellant]

I really underestimated the power of networking but thanks to just existing in a crowd once after a big fashion show I've made friends with a chairman of an international nonprofit organization who is probably singlehandedly the reason why my proposed project to spearhead the creation of an ecological garden on my college campus is getting actual attention from the dean's office and assorted higher-ups.

Y'all don't need to fuck around with LinkedIn (or at least I haven't needed to yet) but genuinely don't ever forget to be an opportunist. Fuck grindset culture, and fuck always being in that sort of productivity-seeking mode, but definitely always be paying attention to how your surroundings and choices could benefit you by being in them. Take the chance. The worst that happens is nothing.

[flagellant]

Being an adult means being okay with the fact that you scheme. It is morally sound to be scheming. It's enrichment. I don't "make plans" I "foment plots" and "consider my numerous options". If you think of yourself as a cartoonish supervillain mastermind you will not become one but life DOES become significantly more enjoyable and sometimes it even lets you get shit done.

[saltysalmonkid]

[saltysalmonkid]

BITCH WHYD U HIDE THIS EARTH SHATTERING WISDOM IN THE TAGS

[matttheratkingart]

Collab w @sweatermuppet whose slogans always trigger my…… *trans* Atlantic accent

[matttheratkingart]

O yeah I made another one

[sweatermuppet]

pre-orders of this design as a shirt are available now!!

[saltysalmonkid]

Do you ever forgwt that the weird people are not all confined to twitter

[saltysalmonkid]

[saltysalmonkid]

Actually flabbergasted how the hell is me making a joke that a heterosexual couple is gay in any way comparable to people saying a canonically nblm character is a lesbian

[dankmemeuniversity]

[the-unnecessary-commentary]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bluehairedspidey]

(via @yourguyeli)

[wilwheaton]

The kids are alright.

[couch-of-friendship]

[thecollectibles]

Beyond Human: Heroes and Villains by Ngan Pham

[teaboot]

I'm trying to figure out if I'm a dude or not and I thought I was being stealth two months ago hitting up my mom like "Hey I might get a chest reduction what's ur opinion" then last night with the "Yo if I was a guy what would you name me" I GOT A FUCKING PHONE CALL LIKE "You know you can just tell me you're trans. You'll still have depression as a man but whatever. You know my opinion doesn't fuckin matter right just tell people to fuck off, you used to always tell people to fuck off, what changed why do you give a shit now. You were cooler when you were eight and didn't give a fuck" AS IF THAT WAS A CONVERSATUON I WAS READY FOR AT SEVEN IN THE GODDAMN MORNING

[cipheramnesia]

I remember telling my dad over the phone I was transitioning and he just said, yeah that happens, and continued audibly eating a salad.

[mirroribis]

Title: Eldritch Cyclops in Captivity

Artist: Mirroribis

Medium: Digital

More at www.mirroribis.com

[stevebucky-deactivated20221119]

[catgirl-greatsword]

its wednesday

[thecrimerat]

Irrelevant

[just-petty-thoughts]

End of my rope tuesday wednesday