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[deiidaara]

makin a new blog, like this if u want the link to it!

[deiidaara]

//kinda miss this blog tbh

[deiidaara]

✍ *eye emoji*

SEND ✍ FOR AN EXCERPT OF MY MUSE’S DIARY.

4.16

There’s nothing better than clear skies and a long journey, provided that journey is spent on a giant clay bird. I’m working on possibly creating a new, more powerful bomb - C4. I wonder if Leader-sama will be impressed? Perhaps it will also make Master Sasori see the true meaning of art!

As for the Uchiha, I’ve been practicing hard on building up resistance to genjutsu. It’s difficult but...I think I’m succeeding. I won’t stop until I do! I won’t rest until I’ve beaten him and shown him the truth about my art!

[deiidaara]

✖

Send ✖ for my muses opinion on yours.

“A strong warrior and powerful man. Cool, cunning, intelligent. Except around Minato, hm,” he noted. “Attractive, innovative, and all around a prime example of what a ninja should be and strive to become.”

[deiidaara]

( ✉ → sms ) where my shrimps

TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS !

[text] shrimp is disgusting don’t ever speak to me again

[text] unless you were referring to my height in which case, please also never speak to me again

[deiidaara]

( ✉ → sms ) i look so fuckigjn GOOD

TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS !

[text] yeah true

[text] you should send me a pic just so I can make sure ur still looking good tho

[deiidaara]

♙ fsdghgf

Select from the following for my muse to respond to…

♙: Getting a nude pic of your muse that was meant for someone else

[text] ???? holy shit?

[text] nice 👀 thanks

[sidestuiff]

Send me a symbol to get a thread with my muse as:

♥ : A small child (age 3 - 5)

♦ : A young child (age 7 - 9)

♣ : A preteen (age 10 - 12)

♠ : A young teen (13 - 16)

☺ : An older teen (17 - 19)

☻ : An adult (22 - 29)

◘ : An elderly person (60+)

[alannasroleplaymemes-moved]

Reblog This If Your Muse Is A Cheeky Little Shit

[somemusiings]

SEND ✍ FOR AN EXCERPT OF MY MUSE’S DIARY. SEND ✍ AND A NAME FOR AN EXCERPT OF MY MUSE’S DIARY SPECIFICALLY ABOUT THAT CHARACTER.

[joseph-dredd-archiving-deactiva]

Send ✖ for my muses opinion on yours.

[symbolmemes]

Send ➳ for your character to receive mine as a gift/spoil of war.

[memesandthings]

TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS ! Send one of the prompts below to get a response from my muse.

drunk texts:

( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am

( ✉ → sms ) i fukcing miss yo u

( ✉ → sms ) i look so fuckigjn GOOD

( ✉ → sms ) i csnst stop throwiging up

( ✉ → sms ) fu ck you  for hurting me

( ✉ → sms ) why dotn you ever call me anymore huh

( ✉ → sms ) stop being so fuckigjn borign and coekm to my party

( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed

( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry

( ✉ → sms ) even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu

hateful texts:

( ✉ → sms ) you’re pathetic

( ✉ → sms ) you make me miserable

( ✉ → sms ) fuck you. delete my number.

( ✉ → sms ) you never meant anything to me, anyway.

( ✉ → sms ) fuck your apologies, you can keep them.

( ✉ → sms ) congrats on always ruining everything

( ✉ → sms ) my life would be so much easier without you.

( ✉ → sms ) and next time you feel like calling me… don’t.

( ✉ → sms ) i don’t want anything to do with you anymore.

( ✉ → sms ) if your goal was to make me hate you, then congratulations. mission accomplished.

misc/random texts:

( ✉ → sms ) i think my neighbor is an alien.

( ✉ → sms ) help me think of a name for my new dog

( ✉ → sms ) sooooo… what was your first impression of me

( ✉ → sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner?

( ✉ → sms ) no one’s ever made me feel the way you do.

( ✉ → sms ) i borrowed your weed. hope you don’t mind.

( ✉ → sms ) why do they say drugs are bad when they make you feel so good

( ✉ → sms ) today is the oldest you’ve ever been, but the youngest you’ll ever be again…

( ✉ → sms ) [ File Attached: 001329.jpg ] of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is my favorite.

( ✉ → sms ) i used your pics to catfish someone, and since they bought me a laptop… you have a date with them tomorrow.

[deiidaara]

I'm back

🎉 hello 🎉 I'm ready to be super fucking Gay again but as it's been such a super freaking long time since I've been on I'm dumping all threads unless u request! This doesn't mean I don't want to rp I promise (if I didn't want to rp with u you would be blockt and therefore unable to even follow me). My favourite ways to start an rp are honestly ask memes so feel free to send me some of those!

[deiidaara]

Anyway if everyone could report @real-trans-advocacy that would be terrific thanks

[deiidaara]

The second one is the best selfie I’ve ever taken in my life?? I should use blush and contour more often?? anyway it’s ur fav genderfluid i’m on my way to destroy the gender binary

(don’t rb unless ur a mutual pls for anxiety reasons :^) )

[real-trans-advocacy]

Cissies tryna lie.

[deiidaara]

Look I’m sure you thought that you being really clever when you took a whole day to think of a “witty” retort but all you did was come off as a childish asshole who gave me a heavy anxiety attack and nauseating dysphoria wave because?? what?? I wore makeup, something that only in the recent hundreds of years has become socially unacceptable for anybody other than cis women to wear?

[deiidaara]

Two New Blogs

//Hey I’m doing weird mentally so I haven’t been rping a lot sorry  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I tend to be very weird with the pressure of rping, even if it’s only from ME putting the pressure on me, so I apologize for that

Anyway u may know I have a side blog for shitposting and memes and fandom stuff and whatnot, bpdnagato, but I’m also going to be making another blog that’s like it but more...public?? Ehh anyway if you want that url and we’re mutuals, feel free to message me and I’ll share it with you!

I’m not abandoning deldara and I’ve in fact been in the process of making another rp blog (officialitachi) I’ve just. been overwhelmed by myself lmao I still lov everyone I interact with