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She did not just say that! turned 11 today!
Hey friends! Tickets are now on sale for the world premiere of the award-winning documentary, āLand of the Sweets: The Burlesque Nutcrackerā
MAMA BEAR
I had an interesting encounter the other night.
It was almost midnight. I was up because my sleep schedule has flipped. Iām awake most of the night, and sleep until late in the morning.
At 11:45 p.m., I wanted some wine. I donned my mask and drove to the nearest Chevron station, which I often frequent for gas, bananas, half-and-half, and beef sticks for my dogs. When I stepped into the store, there was a strange, intense vibe. There were three young men and a woman, kind of looming around. One guy was standing near the door, just looking out toward the intersection.
A woman was stuffing aspirin and other gas-station drugs into her coat. I approached her and asked what she was doing. She yelled at me, āIām not stealing! Check my bag!ā
āWell, then, open your coat,ā I told her.
The woman, started walking toward me, knocking products off the shelf (including a glass bottle of Pepto Bismol, which shattered on the floor, releasing its the pink gooey substance everywhere).
āSir?ā I asked the cashier, an elderly Indian man. āDo you want to check her jacket? I think you should call 911.ā
Hearing that, she quickly left (with her stolen items in her coat).
Meanwhile, two of the men were creating a stir with the cashier. From my vantage point, I couldnāt tell if they were fighting with each other, or if they were fighting with the cashier. But it was ugly. Something bad was brewing, I could tell. I gently put a hand on one of the guyās shoulders, and pulled him toward me. I looked straight in his eyes and said, āGet out!ā
āYou touched me!ā he yelled over and over. I just kept staring him down and calmly but firmly telling him to leave. He did, after repeatedly calling me a ālittle c-nt.ā Not being able to resist a joke, I yelled out the door: āThanks for calling me ālittleā? Iām almost six feet tall and probably weigh more than you! Now, go home!ā
He stumbled around the parking lot and eventually, joined his thieving friend.
There were now two men in the store. I turned to one, probably the lookout, and said, āIf youāre not buying anything, you need to go too.ā
He didnāt say a word and left.
The last guy was still at the register, visibly tense and not moving. I approached the register and stood should-to-shoulder with him and looked at him. He looked at the cashier for a minute, paid for an energy drink, at which point, I told him to leave. And, he did.
Hereās the kicker. These were well-dressed kids. Their getaway vehicle? Some large fancy gold SUV. They smelled of money, privilege and entitlement.
Iāve only behaved like that two other times in my life. Both of those times people were behaving threateningly, and frankly, illegally. When I witness said behavior, itās like a switch is flicked and I lose all site of my own safety, and go into a stage of fearless, unrelenting anger. Jack has seen it, and it scared the hell out of him.
When the scofflaws were out of the building, the cashier and I watched them drive away. He locked the door and thanked me profusely. I didnāt tell him it was not a choice I made, to intervene in this situation. It was pure Mama Bear instinct. I couldnāt not get involved.
Incidentally, the station was robbed two nights later.
HAPPIEST DOGS IN THE WORLD
These are beach dogs on our Koh Samui beach. Theyāre a small pack of dogs that live full time on our beach (I own it now, my beach). They look so damn happy, running around all day in the sand, hanging out in the sun, splashing in the ocean, chasing balls and frisbees with children, running alongside with joggers (until they realize, uh, boring), casually roaming through open restaurants, and soliciting the occasional pet from someone along the beach. Sometimes you see them in town. They look so directed and busy, like theyāre late for an appointment. At night, they pass out on the beach, oblivious to the stars, the lapping waves, the glowing moon, and the lovers ā arm-in-arm ā passing by.
HUPHALUMPS AND UNTEDUNTS
While on the island of Koh Samui, Rose and I visited an elephant sanctuary, where seven big beautiful lady elephants have been rescued from circuses and deforestation projects.
We fed them bananas and watermelons and marveled at their mammoth beauty, stroking their trunks and strolling their small forest, where the oldest lady, aged 61, graciously presided over the herd. Some of the residents had formed friendships. One or two didnāt like each other and hung out at opposite ends of the property. And a random wild pig snuck into the sanctuary and took up residence, where it could safely find food, go swimming, and bathe in the mud.
Though this sanctuary seemed commodious, it is expanding with significantly more land, which is now being prepared for the animals ā and ā will make room for more rescues. The beautiful beasts will be welcome to there new digs in 2020. Yay!!!
Rosemary surprised me with the tour. Best Christmas gift EVER! Thanks darlinā!
P.S. there are no bulls allowed with the herd. Apparently, they stir up too much trouble when surrounded by all those beautiful ladies. Men!
Some of my favorite pieces at Bangkokās Museum of Contemporary Art! https://www.instagram.com/p/B6Xf8D-AiAW/?igshid=10509knqwh6cn
Bangkokalakolaka!
Rose and I met up last night in Thailand for the holidays. After a 20-hour journey to get here (I came from Seattle and she came from Taipei), we both just crashed when we got to our hotel, Theatre Residence.
Built on land owned by the current ownerās grandmother, the hotelās original building was a school. Then her mother took over the space and turned it into a performing arts school. Now in its third generation with the same family, the current owner (daughter and granddaughter), Velvadi Sritrairatana has converted the school to a modern luxury hotel with a pool, luxe rooms, and an excellent restaurant.
Weāre in a neighborhood on the Chao Phraya River two steps from an outdoor market boasting GREAT street food and ... a Starbucks (thank god, because I couldnāt relax knowing there was no Starbuckās nearby!).
Today, we took a river taxi across the river to the Grand Palace. But, when we arrived at said Palace, we were not allowed onto the grounds because our shoulders were shamessly showing. We took the river taxi back across the river and schlepped back to our hotel to find appropriate clothing that covered our sinful, disrespectful, come-hither shoulders, so as not to offend the gods. Once we got back to the palace, it was stunning, but it had become so crowded and so hot outside, that poor Rose had to link arms with here dear old mama, who still has balance issues that are exasperated by lots of walking and heat, thanks to, you know, Brain Candy.
We danced around the crowds and took photos and read about each statue and pavilion, and ā with aching feet and mouths as dry as a popcorn fart (itās in the 90ās and super sunny), we caught the river ferry āagain ā where we encountered a four-foot river creature pictured below.
Itās nappy nap time now. Maybe hang out by the pool after? And weāre looking for a restaurant that features Thai dancers. Weāll see. Iāll let yāall know what adventures cross our paths!
More pictures to come!
LAND OF THE SWEETS OPENED LAST NIGHT!
The first time I saw Land of the Sweets was in 2007, which was the showās second year. This was well into my blooming love affair with burlesque, and, wow, the show blew me away.
I became a dedicated fan of the show, bringing friends and family to see this sexy holiday pageantry with each passing year. And I am not the only fan. Beginning in 2006, Land of the Sweets ran for two shows on two nights. Last year, it ran for two shows a night for 31 sold-out nights!
The level of artistry ā peppered by humor, elegance and glamour ā is stunning. And you know what, guys, itās just so fun to get glammed up, put on your fanciest outfit, spoil yourself in the luscious Triple Door, and toast the holidays with your loved ones while watching a great show.
If youāre wondering why Iāve been going on for days about Land of the Sweets, Iām directing a documentary about the show. While filming, Iāve seen the colossal amount of talent behind the scenes that it takes to stage this show, from sound engineers, to wig designers, to set designers, to carpenters, to costumiers, to choreographers, to composers, to dancers, to musicians ... and the list goes on. And when the curtain rises, we, the lucky audience, get to enter this enchanting world for 90 minutes of holiday magic.
Tickets and more information at TripleDoor.net
Video: Babette La Fave shadow dance, Trimming the Tree.
LAND OF THE SWEETS: A BURLESQUE NUTCRACKER
Itās almost here ... the sexiest, sassyist, jazziest, most glamorous holiday show of the year!!!Ā
Lily Verlaine and Jasper McCann created this dazzling show 13 years ago. Their first run was a total of four shows. Last year, the show ran for 31 glittery nights, seducing the hearts of burlesque and ballet fans alike, establishing itself as a Seattle holiday tradition for many families and friends.Ā
Itās the perfect night to don those fancy outfits (that you never seem to wear), and tip a glass of bubbly to what just may become your favorite new holiday tradition.Ā Ā
Tickets sell out quickly, so if you want to see the show, book now. Seriously. Donāt wait. It sells out.Ā
This spectacle of fabulosity runs from Thursday, December 12 through Sunday, December 29 at the Triple Door downtown. Most nights feature back-to-back shows, so check the calendar for times and prices at www.tripledoor.net.
Happy ho ho ho!
Rehearsals for the show pictured above.
HELLO LOVELIES
Iāll be wagging my tail for literary fans wth a reading of āBrain Candy,ā joined by āLike a Motherā author, Angela Garbes, and āThe Alchemy of Lossā author, Abigail Carter, during Seattleās Lit Fest tomorrow.
Donāt miss the fun at 7 p.m. Thursday, October 24, at Adaās Technical Books, 425 15th Ave. East on Capitol Hill.
See you there (she said enthusiastically, between bites of toasted bagel wth cream cheese)!
This is my childhood music box. I used to wind her up and hide under my sheets when my parents were fighting or my brother, Sam, was in trouble.
YACKETY YACK
Kim Acedo at Metimemidlifepodcast interviewed me about Brain Candy. The post is now live! Lend it your ear!
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Brain Candy just received a great review at readerreviews.com. Made my day!
GREAT READ
My friend, Evan Knapp, just released his āslice of a memoir,āWhere There is Movement, on Amazon. Having left Corvallis, OR at the tender age of 15, Evan struck out for Portland, with $15, a pair of toe shoes, and the desire to dance. In 1980s Portland, Evan became the enfant terribleof the ballet world, spending his days in dance studios, and his nights in back-alley gay bars. His writing is fresh, strong, raw, humorous, and deeply compelling. Check it out!
TRASH TALK
The walk from my condo to my brother Donās house in Burien takes about five minutes. I pass a Chevron station, a 7/11, a fruit stand, and an auto repair shop, all of which anchor a four-way stop that is about a hundred feet from the ramp to Highway 509 (which spills out onto East Marginal Way and First Avenue).Ā Ā
Now, Iām not a fussy bitch. And Iām not a remarkable environmentalist. And Iāve never known myself to be much of a volunteer for, anything, really. But that short walk to my brotherās -- full of litter that ranges from auto parts, to fast-food boxes. to plastic bottles, to beer cans, to clothes, and to all other sorts of garbage scattered willy-nilly -- is sort of a drag.
At first, I ignored it. And then, I got all judgy about it. And then, I realized, nobody was going to pick. it. up.
So I bought one of those grabby things for picking up stuff, put on my rubber gardening gloves, pulled out a trash bag, and headed toward all the crap. At first, I was a little self-concscience. My neighbors might see me, I thought. Iāll look crazy. People might think Iām homeless. I donāt know.Ā
But my disgust overcame my vanity. And now, I step out each morning with my weapons of mass crapstruction, and I pick up trash. It takes me about 15 minutes to fill an entire bag, and then I go home, only to return to my self-created task the next day.Ā
It does look better, now, when I head to my brotherās.Ā
And who knows, when I finish this area, maybe Iāll just keep on walking down the road, bending over and bagging garbage.
Golden Echo Films, my former production company, teaser from days of yore.
WINDING DOWN
Hey kids, if you havenāt been able to attend any of my readings of Brain Candy, tonight (Saturday) at 6 p.m. Iāll be hosting a reading at Barnes and Noble in Northgate Mall. Aside from a few more remote Washington book stores, Iām winding down my Seattle-based ātourā of book stores before heading out of state to spread the love in other cities. So come, guffaw, and bubble-snot tear with me tonight. Iād lerve to see you!
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