i regret.

nia // 24 // bi she/they

[salems-demon]

explain what your pussy smells like

Like fire and brimstone

[teathattast]

[legend-tripper]

[pukicho]

Hey I'm trans what do I do now?

You must journey through the western gates into the great unknown, past the black ridge, through the mires betwixt towering mountains, past the empty fields of gold that stretch on for miles, unto horizons anew.

[xaran-alamas]

Pukicho said trans rights.

I... think?

[pukicho]

I said trans quest

[girl-debord]

Hoodwinked AMV - Break Stuff

[girl-debord]

Break Stuff Sunday

[girl-debord]

Welcome to Break Stuff Sunday

[teathattast]

[hollowboobtheory]

idk when we decided that explaining yourself shouldn't be part of an apology but like. if someone was a dick to me and apologizes but I still don't understand why they did it I'm not gonna feel any better

[hollowboobtheory]

"Sorry for hurting your feelings earlier. I was trying to say x, but I guess it came across wrong. I don't think you're stupid."

or

"Sorry I snapped at you. I didn't get enough sleep last night so my patience is a little low today."

is a better apology than

"I want you to know that I am sorry that my actions offended you. I take full accountability for my actions and I am listening and learning. I hear you."

[niceinchnails]

You can try "jump" to go in the air, but only for a few seclonds

[ellevandersneed]

guy in a "im not a woke dad.... im the dad who woke up" shirt

[filthyprotozoan]

they should invent sleep that makes you not tired

[kushblazer666]

[cryptotheism]

She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three

[bobakett]

When my hot wrestler wife leaves me

[bobakett]

Oh wrong post

[cryptotheism]

No stay in this space with me

[kanjiklubb]

[machine-saint]

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

[madnessofmen]

wait it gets better

[txttletale]

why are pokemon fans like that about pokemon games., why do they treat them like gifts a senile aunt is giving them for their birthday that they ahve to pretend to like no matter what or they'll break her heart

[txttletale]

it's so bizarre that people were calling each other entitled for being mad that the new games stopped having all the pokemon in them. like the little guys are literally the only selling point of the games and people were like 'its so unreasonable to expect small indie company nintendo to put 1000 pokemon in their game' like buddy the franchise makes more money than god

[zangief]

‪My grandma trying to be my friend and sent me a text saying “you going to comic con? The guy from games is going to be there.”‬

[zangief]

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

does anybody else remember that reality show where they gaslit a bunch of americans into thinking they were competing to marry prince harry but it was really just some guy

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

[augustheart]

you guys just say sentences

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I mean it is sorta counter cultural to admit you're a swifty on tumblr these days

[augustheart]

no it isn’t. hope this helps