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i'm like if dekkad deckard was fake he/they/it

[dekkadism]

if nyarlhotep was real he woulg give me a really long stick to poke dekkad with but he;s not so i have to fuckign sit here

[dekkadism]

(driving the car home from the hospital)

me: wow i sure love operating heavy machinery safely and focusedfully

dekkad deckard: can we talk about that drawing of nyarlhotep you made. i never thought he could look hot but you somehow did it

me: i. hmmmm. yeah i guess. i was going for "cutieful" you know

dekkad: i didn't even realize you could make it look like he HAD hips

me: yeah you're right. i'm probably like the first person ever to draw nyarlhotep this way. *starts imagining new outfits for him*

dekkad: it's weird how he's sexier in clothes than butt ass naked

me: stop making me think about this. the road dekkad

dekkad: add nyarlhotep to the mind palace. i am going to have sex with that technician.

me: ugh fine give me a second

nyarlhotep: hello

the car: *swerves across three lanes of traffic and hits a lightpost*

[dekkadism]

i need to start making posts that may or may not exist

[dekkadism]

wow nyarl you look so pretty today... waow...

from how my friends reacted to this i'm NOT posting it in bc discord. they're going to fucking kill me. i will be mauled apart as if by wolves.

[dekkadism]

has anyone tried drawing nyarlhotep wearing clothes yet or am i about to be the first

[kabber]

[dekkadism]

how to trick myself into eating approximately 4 carrots worth of carrot? it's been pickling for two weeks and still doesn't taste good so drastic measures have to happen. i hate the taste of raw carrots so it was maybe not my wisest idea

[strawberry-seal77]

time loop with two people in it but one person refuses to acknowledge the loop and pretends to be looping with everyone else. meanwhile the other person is freaking out

[charlataninred]

Guy with a hyperfixation: getting real “hyperfixation” vibes from this

[isabelopaque]

Im tired of not speaking my truth to stay uncouth. We simply must torture The Character in perverse and cruel ways for my enjoyment and pleasure. Guards begin

[gaysexofficial]

based off this post by @75screamingtoads that made me start watching. as you can see my art gets progressively worse each panel lol

[eldr1tch-cr0w]

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

[dekkadism]

dekkad kinda arouses me i wish i could suck him off like a good girl

WHO is sending me this?? anyways me too but in like an asexual way

[dekkadism]

sometimes i wish my thighs were as fat as alexandra's hers look so fluffy like a pillow

(btw this is just top of the iceberg stuff abt my thoughts on her heh...)

okay. maybe someone should make a blox cards confessions account. i'm sure that would turn out really normally...

[dekkadism]

am i losing my marbles or does it kinda look like Him

[dekkadism]

why was apab in my breakcore hardcore mix :sob:

[dekkadism]

some of these are not like the others

[dekkadism]

why was apab in my breakcore hardcore mix :sob: