Grandfreak

Sometimes I crawl into my bed and pretend I’m a carrot when I’ve had a rough day 21💞

[fastest-punslinger-in-the-west]

A new study finds that Apple has some of the highest employee turnover rates of any tech company. Google "apple turnover" for more information.

[april]

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The psychiatrist diagnosed me with divine madness

[h34vybottom]

any other diagnoses you'd like to share?

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Autism

[louisegluckpdf]

[unclefather]

[bellossom]

me when I "mysteriously" feel better after I "have something to eat"

[distinguishedbaloney]

[hungry-skeleton]

Skeleton girlfriend who keeps locking your possessions in chests and guarding them with a rusty sword

[hungry-skeleton]

When she's losing in argument she falls apart on the floor and refuses to talk to you

[amygdalae]

Me and the bad bitch I pulled by dredging the sea floor for sunken detritus

[valtsv]

her genuinely repulsive personality and complete lack of remorse have bewitched me

[imperviousthot]

thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

[allergictotapwater]

“I bet it’s bubblegum pink”🤓

Its actually gray. It’s festering with maggots. When I open my legs it creaks like an ancient door once used to seal away evils. There are cobwebs. Spines. When you scream into it, it screams back. It is the cosmic abomination god stays in heaven to avoid. It takes no prisoners. It holds no mercy.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[presidentoneko]

couldn't resist drawing the fella

original below

[allergictotapwater]

hey what’s up?

Taking a shat

[ozzenstach]

I hate bright ass fucking LED headlights or whatever the hell they are

[supermariomamafucker]

[hungwy]

We need more posts about paleolithic sex NOW!!!!

[allergictotapwater]

Head game so good it got me feeling like this