not even close

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[delawareriver]

@urdeadbestfriend's first ever drysdale approval

[delawareriver]

Dead wife checking in

[ottoillustrates]

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

[delawareriver]

Somehow got the shirt I wanted to wear today absolutely covered in dirt yesterday 😢 probably from all the laying on the ground but now I have to compromise on my fourth of july extravaganza outfit (flea market + rodeo)

[urdeadbestfriend]

@delawareriver this is a code red come back on the grid

[delawareriver]

I only get like one bar of service here I'm trying my best... but if its real........

[delawareriver]

Got to tell people they had to scrape their bowls again after lunch and all I could think of was connor mcdavid that's not fucking good enough

[delawareriver]

What if you got crazy hockey news and then hqd to go to a four hour long campfire. And something is crawling around under my tent #mytapeworm

[urdeadbestfriend]

on it boss 🧎 @delawareriver

[delawareriver]

They're trying to tell me that Mike was bad at his job and homeless as if that wasn't his whole charm

[delawareriver]

What up

[urdeadbestfriend]

your gay friend who you’re trying to ignore:

[sacred-portal]

[120002-ants-deactivated20260409]

I’m always saying this 👆🏻💯

[delawareriver]

Gossiping with the grown adult I had a massive crush on when I was 15.... I was normal though

[delawareriver]

Told them everything that happened with my ex that they could end up being the boss of. What would you do if your employee had a messy situationship with your girlfriends family friend

[delawareriver]

Gossiping with the grown adult I had a massive crush on when I was 15.... I was normal though

[segamascott]

[urdeadbestfriend]

[urdeadbestfriend]

11am posting is the new 11pm posting