Don't Call Me Cute

Your name is CLUBS DEUCE and holy fuck do you love watermelon candy. Tracking tag delectabledemolitionist.

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Come snuggle me, I'm lonely. Please.

Do I have to?

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@angryinternnoises ((who it won’t let me tag))

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I'm more of a dog or horse man myself. I own a border collie and a ranch in Montana.

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I dunno where that is. But hey, dogs are neat.  I prefer the small ones, but hey, that's just me. The big ones scare me a bit. They think I'm a chew toy.

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Candied Rose + Crushed Pistachio Brownies Source: West Elm

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Sir? Golly, you really are a proper lady.

The name’s Deuce. Clubs Deuce. It’s real swell to meet you.

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Ha,proper,moi?? That’s quite the compliment.  I just prefer being the most polite I can,it usually pays off.    Well,it’s a pleasure meeting you too,Deuce!!

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Aw shucks, you're making me blush. Say, uh. You're one of those trolls, right?

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fastasmolasses

princesssawtruck

ask-2p-england-oliver

neverending-song

saxophonesandcuesticks

heartsbaracars

@angryinternnoises ((who it won’t let me tag))

Good fucking goodness, there’s a lot of you. Got some green bastards, got some fellow crew gentlemen… And I don’t know about the rest of you. Anyway, hello. Greetings. Salutations. All of that jazz.

[saxophonesandcuesticks]

Evening Deuce.

[delectable-demolitionist-blog]

Well hey there, tall dark and handsome.

[saxophonesandcuesticks]

How are you?

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Me? Well I'm going alright. Can't complain. I got some new fishes today. You like fishes? I like to breed em. See how many colors I can get out of their babies.

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heh. thanks.

What can I say? I got a weakness for tall, dark, and handsome… Tall bein relative, of course. That nifty collar’s a nice touch, too.

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haha, thanks again. the collar’s from my boyfriend, technically means im his.

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Oh. Oh cripes, I'm sorry. Damn, uhm. Sorry about that friend.

[isthataknifeinyourpocket-deacti]

UNF

i thought youd send me one, callin’ me handsome and all. heh.

thanks though.

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;) anytime stabby

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delectable-demolitionist said: Oh dang…didn’t realize you were so handsome over there.

heh. thanks.

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What can I say? I got a weakness for tall, dark, and handsome... Tall bein relative, of course. That nifty collar's a nice touch, too.

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Send "Unf" if your muse finds mine sexually attractive.

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Whoa! 

Gee. I didn’t expect to get a response. Woof. Hello there, lovely. What can I call you?

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Really?? Ha,don’t be silly,I notice all!! Especially the nice ones.

Austrinia is the name. What’s yours,sir??

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Sir? Golly, you really are a proper lady. The name's Deuce. Clubs Deuce. It's real swell to meet you.

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angryinternnoises said: Hello sweet egg child.

Hey, who you calling a child?

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I call everyone child.

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Well. Don't call me a child. Capishe?

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delectable-demolitionist

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I really like this costume…..

Dang! What a lady!

Helloooooooooooo there~

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Whoa!  Gee. I didn't expect to get a response. Woof. Hello there, lovely. What can I call you?

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angryinternnoises said: Hello sweet egg child.

Hey, who you calling a child?

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fastasmolasses

princesssawtruck

ask-2p-england-oliver

neverending-song

saxophonesandcuesticks

heartsbaracars

@angryinternnoises ((who it won’t let me tag))

Good fucking goodness, there’s a lot of you. Got some green bastards, got some fellow crew gentlemen… And I don’t know about the rest of you. Anyway, hello. Greetings. Salutations. All of that jazz.

[saxophonesandcuesticks]

Evening Deuce.

[delectable-demolitionist-blog]

Well hey there, tall dark and handsome.

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ø

Send ø for a late night text

[txt] Okay but how late is the pet store open? Would they be open at 1 am?

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[text] Golly is that a shark face? :V? [text] I like it. It’s fitting. [text] But anywho, I’d sure love to see those pets. I love aquatic critters. Especially the colorful ones. [text] Hey, is there an aquarium in your timeline? I’ve always wanted to go an aquarium.

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[txt] It is! I love it. [txt] Yeah! They love me there. [txt] You should definitely come see it some time.

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[text] Really? Jimminy Crickets, that would be fucking swell! [text] You're pretty alright for one of those weird headed green fellows.

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Hey there, s8me procedure for you.

I’m Vriska. Nice to meet you and all that junk.

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Vriska? That’s a weird name. Your name is weird.

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Excuse me. What do you even consider a normal name then?

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Well, you know. The normal kind of name. Like CD, HB, GD....y'know, the general, average, two-word moniker! Wait, d'you not have that kind of stuff where you come from?

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Can we add some more fire to the fire?

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