☆ SLC PUNK.
Lines taken from the script of SLC PUNK! (1998) adjust as necessary. Long as post, sowwy <3
We hated rednecks more than anything.
Well, fuck america!
Let’s score.
I gotta get some pelt tonight or my balls are gonna drop off
Come on, cowboy!
We weren't much more than a couple of young punks.
It’s a beautiful fucking day!
Satan is in the house.
The kid wants to be a punk, let him be a punk.
Having no money, no job, no plans for the future — the true anarchist position was, in itself, a strenuous job.
You'd think he was a madman — which he was.
I think that wound's the most infected thing I've ever seen.
Without me you'd be dead.
That's a nasty cut you've got there. How did you manage that?
What the fuck did you become a punk for?
There's not much future for 'em, hmm?
Get that fucking needle away from me, man!
You pack of murderers!
You're fucking yourselves up, man.
Fucking acid, it never leaves your body.
Let me tell you something about the nature of chemicals …
Chemistry's the wrong fucking major for a guy like you.
If we catch you out tonight, we're kickin' your ass.
Mods are pussies, man. That shit's fuckin' dead.
The world was just confused. And not the world, really. Just the people in it.
Have I sinned, or am I going to heaven?
You should think about what is right for you.
How much acid did you take?
I always wondered what happened to that crazy little shit.
It's a crazy fucked-up world and we're all just barely floatin' along, waitin' for somebody that can walk on water.
You don't live your life by lyrics.
I knew a girl who'd only have sex with a guy if he had a fucking accent.
Now it's your time to do good.
I can see by looking at you that you're ready.
I'm baffled — and not just me, a regular guy in the street's gonna be baffled too.
Take the ball and run with it — make a difference.
I don't really have to say anything else about you, do I?
You just hide behind some lost sense of drugs, sex, rock and roll.
Look, I have my own agenda.
I didn't sell out, I bought in.
We were gonna waste our educated minds.
I don't wear cowboy boots, I hate the fuckin' rodeo, horses smell like shit to me, and I don't fuck anyone in my own bloodline — by definition, I'm not a redneck, and I ain't a fuckin' hick.
Oh, the sun never sets on the British empire? Well, the sun never sets on my asshole!
I don't know who started it, and I don't give a fuck.
If you were a fuckin' man, you'd fuck me here!
We hung out, but nobody's anybody's.
I can listen to her talk for, like, hours.
I rest easier now that you say this.
I'm not old, motherfucker.
The police — what an untidy group of little fascists.
What do you expect in a town of God?
I want a cigarette, man.
These doctors can kiss my ass!
Listen, poser.
You have to put at least one bullet in the head just to make sure.
It was my instinct to react that way because you punched my friend.
And mayhem and punk shows — it's like peas and carrots.
Look, I'm really sorry about the beating...
We need more men like you in America.
So, what did you think? Good show?
Have you seen The Exorcist?
They say today's gonna be your last day.
Don't tell me you're going poser on me, you big loser.
They named a disease after me.
I never buy records — I only buy CDs 'cause they sound much better.
It was a character flaw, sure, but we all have those.
Chaos in man, although hopeful, could also be, you know, a little tiresome.
They are always trying to stiff me, you know?
Why do you think I'm here? 'Cause I love this place?
They tried to rob me, so I shot them in the head.
I say we go out and steal a car, huh?
I guess fun is fun.
You know what the funny thing is about Ronald Reagan? Actually, it's not that funny because the poor guy has only one testicle left.
It's not that they wanna fight me — it's 'cause they wanna fuck me.
The world has no way to clean itself — that's why there is so much dust.
So you guys have lots of devil worshipers around these parts?
Did you know that dolphins are man-evolved? I saw once a half-dolphin, half-man in Greece.
She looks older 'cause this lifestyle really hardens you.
It's the religious influence, and it's a pain in the ass.
Don't. Quit it. Stop. Knock it off. Come on. Don't do that.
This guy right there, he's a fucking cop.
It was a medical experiment, but he's gonna be okay.
He had his ass beat several times for being gay, which he was not.
We followed that big star.
The Nazis were as good as Satan's army, and the world didn't end then.
Who let you out of the state institute?
What the hell did they do to your hair?
You have not seen such fury like the wrath of God.
Nazis always pissed us off, so we kicked the shit out of them every chance we could.
You're like a poet, dude.
Why don't you grow up?
I'm an ant staring up at a human being — I wait with great intensity to be squashed by you.
Why would you ever come back to a place like this, man?
To fight is a reason to feel pain.
Why do you got to be so cynical?
It was a little violent at the end.
Look who's talking, Mr. NRA.
What the hell is in Miami?
Don't worry. I'II be back. You can always count on that.
Freedom is another way of saying “death.”
You're pretty fuckin' weird, man — you know that?
It really is the holy land.
You can't afford me, old man.
I'd give anything to get the hell out.
The world is coming to its end.
You and I really gotta work on your definition of good news.
Why not finish the process in the best possible way?
Are you going to walk around like this forever?
I think you've become a fascist.
I wouldn't go there unless it was to set it on fire.
You have no idea who I am, do you?
I heard they put you away.
It's not like I killed anybody or hurt anybody, you know.
What the fuck would I be doing in women's clothes?
I really don't think this is the right way to start a working relationship.
I don't care how much you'd pay me, 'cause I got integrity.
There's nothing out there for me.
I’m a bum now — that’s what I do.
My mom is scared of me, she won't even let me in the house.
That's the canyon where the devil worshipers go. You wanna check it out?
What the fuck is happening to me?
He's going to try to summon the beast tonight at midnight.
I never thought I'd fall in love.
Only posers fall in love, so you're a poser.
What do you do when your foundation falls apart?
I stopped taking my medications and everything feels so much better.
I'm really superstitious.
This place is never gonna be my home.
I can't tell you how good it is to see you.
I've been trying to get stoned, but it won't happen.
I've been smoking since I was born.
I'm gonna prove there's no Satan.
Life goes from order to disorder to order.
I'm gonna go out and I'm gonna prove that all your faith and all your prayers are unfounded!
We've got science to celebrate and demons to dispel.
He shouldn't be playing with something he doesn't know.
I was about to beat the shit out of this guy because he had invaded my territory.
You're such a fuckin' pussy — What the fuck did you do that for?
Fuck him, fuck this party, and fuck everything.
This is, like, home, you know.
If you think about it — no matter where you go, you gotta have a home.
It's like Jesus Christ took a shit and it landed right here!
Look around and grow up.
'Cause I swear to God, man, I'll fuckin' write you off like that.
This is your home? You know what? Fuck your home.
It's gonna suck around here without you.
I wanna save the rain forests — Somebody's gotta fight for them.
I was getting the impression I was all that was left.
Why are you always depressed all the time?
I don't have a big heart, I have a heart the size of a pea.
Please, just don't pity me.
The year was a waste, all right, but not the kind of waste I was looking for.
He thinks the CIA's after him and stuff.
How do you know it's my birthday?
This is my house, you dummies.
I'm gonna blow your goddamn heads off.
Life is like that — We change, that's all.
Was it just the end and I knew it?
A place in your heart makes me feel more real.
I wouldn't change you for the whole world
Why do you go out of your way to look like a bum?
Aren't you, like, rebelling against society?
Stop me if I'm being offensive.
Rebellion happens in the mind.
What you're basically saying is that you wouldn't like a guy like me because I have silly hair and I dress kinda funny, right?
Wear what you want, I don't care about things like that.
I don't like fucking mirrors, alright?
I had a great time tonight. I really did.
Dude, I'm not like my dad, you know.
I'm not gonna cry, dude.
Only posers die, you fucking idiot!
We were such losers back then.
Being a dweeb was not what I had in mind for our future.
There's a whole world out there.
We should be going to parties, getting drunk, getting laid, being wild.
The last time we went to a party, we got our asses kicked.
There's no future in anarchy.
We were certain the world was gonna end — When it didn't, I had to do something.
I could do a hell of a lot more damage in the system than outside of it.














