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"This is definitely an extraplanar shark."

"It's a good thing you're dead, because we're not letting you live that down."

"What have we told you about sticking your finger in weird holes?"

Magnets, how do they even work? Wizards don't even know. It's fucking magic."

the wizard

"Sorry for misgendering your worm."

-Dhampir

Put the baby in the bag of holding.

No!

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"NO! It's MY TURN with the bird!"

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"I guess you can use your party member as a holy symbol."

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“The goose is in a sphere.”

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Does the corpse look more sunburned now?

"It is at least 70% less explosive."

Polar bear character meeting a grizzly bear for the first time: Why aren't you white?

Everyone at the table: DUDE!

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"Hello, humanoid resources?"

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Lovely quotes from our sea campaign

"It is me, the fish, telling you to do sin"

"The Lesbian mermaids! They're gone!"

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"If you magically pspspspspspsps..." - DM explaining Animal Handling to a new player

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"Dragons are French."

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Out of Context D&D Quotes