Oh wise hakjeon, give me the knowledge of the underwear-designing, vibrating lightstick having kinky little shits known as VIXX because literally I only know those things and the point dance to Chained Up, and Ravi had a song with JYP's Jimin
GET TO KNOW VIXX ALTERNATIVE EDITION
ok first of all, I’d recommend watching those get to know vixx videos on YouTube they’re always a good start
I’m gonna tell u about my personal experience and evaluation of vixx instead because that’s more fun !! The bolded links are must-sees
all tea all shade one of the best groups musically and conceptually
Their harmonies are no joke
as well as their individual vocals
weren’t given the title concept kings for nothing, babe!!
we had voodoo dolls, vampires in space, murderers with a scent kink, kinky subs, cyborg lovers, super heroes, etc.
Performed in front of the ioc (interactional Olympic committee) so talk about credibility and household name
SOUTH KOREAS PRESIDENT IS A FAN WHY ARENT YOU GUYS???
only six members, but extremely well-rounded, even the rapper can sing rlly well!!!
also called vixx forest since they’re all rlly tall (legs over legs over legs over l-)
Especially because they’re all almost the same height and it’s just aesthetically pleasing to see six handsome giants 😳💖
I love seeing other idols react to their height lmao
A grandpa (29) currently in the military 😌🔫
Such a unique voice color!!! heavy and rich like honey, very delicate and emotional, makes my heart soft 🤧💗💗
The shortest but sexiest member 😳✌🏻
an actor (he’s still waiting for the academy to send him his Oscar for his role in Children Of Nobody 😌🤟🏻)
main dancer (he’s so good!!!!!!) a photo of his dancing is on Korea’s government’s official website WE STAN A NATIONALLY ACCLAIMED DANCER
Very mature for his age mashallah
Went from emo to casual chic I still mourn his former style
touches his hair when he’s nervous uwu
his stans are all valid 😌💕💞💖💖💖
Main vocalist, is in diverse musicals aka a rlly talented and respected vocalist
Has to enlist this year but no info in sight this bitch lives to makes us sweat
a giant who loves being small next to taller/older men
has a sugar daddy collection (this is the most surreal shit but it’s true)
His solo debut single is a sub anthem
Can u tell by the last points he just loves being babied and controlled
Looks like a mean cat but is actually rlly rlly sweet (if you’re a child or an animal)
loves his nephew a lot 😭💖💞💗💕💕
secretly has a wife and 3 kids but we’re ok with it cuz he was born a dad 😌
Is rlly close to his fans like why tf is he sharing a coke with a fan hdbsjsjja KING
Literally didn’t talk during debut era but attracted all the stans I still don’t get it @ god eggsplain
has the funniest stans and a huge lesbian following 🏳️🌈😌
Follow @megantheestallionsbottom @pinktwinkleo for clown antics I guess 😳
My emotional support kpop boy
Also main vocalist (was in a lot of musicals and that says a lot about a kpop boy’s talent )
A balding member please keep him in your prayers 😔🙏🏻
Ken and Jin have been best Friends for years now and that’s rlly c*te
The biggest nose in kpop (before getting into vixx I thought he got it done but no he was rlly born with such a big nose gsbjsnsns)
Looks like snufkin from moomins
on one hand rlly dumb n cute n playful
Gets serious and changes his aura completely once he’s on stage 😳💦💦💦💦💦✌🏻
Strongest calves, could probably lift me with one arm 😳💦💦💦💦💦💦💦✌🏻
A rlly nice body in general to say the least
calls starlights his babies in a non-sexual way 🤧💖💞💞💗💗💕 literally says uwu and hewwo how can u NOT love him
One of the most talented vocalists in kpop don’t @ me
has the sweetest and horniest fans
Finally a not so old member god bless
Tiny mouth but rlly deep voice
Rapper / producer / songwriter / composer he has lots of money 🤑🤑🤑
Listed under top 5 idols with the most royalties aka 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
Ngl at first I thought he was aloof n cool or straight up mean but no he’s so embarrassing gsbjsnskka????
LOVES KEN A LOT LIKE A LOT
I’ve seen his nipples more often than my own 😳
Has a dog called Butt/bada$$ (u see how embarrassing he is) and loves him more than his members and that’s the tea
Loves wearing dreads even tho we’ve told him a thousand times already that he looks like a fool (especially since he’s balding like please sir take care of your scalp 😔)
Main rapper but can sing better than some lead vocals
also horny fans but like they listen to his mixtapes
Says dumb shit every once in a while but we clown him so yeah
Aka Heterobin cause he’s painfully straight
The visual, HAS DIMPLES 🤧💞💗💗💕💖
FUN FACT hongbin got inspired to become a signer because of another boy he heard sing at his school GUESS WHO THAT BOY WAS ANON no one other than his member ken 🤧💗💗💖
that sounds like a gay romance but he had to be straight
Was in cheesy dramas I never watched they’re too cringey lmaooo
Is a Gamer Boy™️ (streams three times weekly for like 8 hours tf)
Prettier than everyone else but buys his clothes from Target smh
Act like he doesn’t like dressing up as a girl
Has the tiniest waist I’m actually jealous
He and hyuk are like irl brothers look at this sexy glow up 😳💗💗
his stans are tired of his hetero antics
My other bias/ideal bf/ he could cheat on me and I’d be fine with it
Grew A LOT from debut till now god bless
Is a weeb (dresses up as sasuke at least once in his life, probably reads hentai manga 😳)
ANOTHER HONEY-LIKE TIMBRE
Literally fell in love with his voice because of this part 💗💗
Was added during vixx’s elimination show later on and was a literal baby 🤧🤧🤧🤧
Was rlly scared of Leo during debut era but now Leo would do anything to get hyuk’s attention and hyuk yeets him through the room like it nothing and that’s so sexi of him 😩💦💦💦
Has two solo songs which accentuate his sensibility and timbre 💖💞💞💕💗💞
there are other hyuk stans hyuk stans are all bf enthusiasts and so cute I love y’all
Kind of officially the most chill and respectful fandom
The members are never pushed and starlights always respect their personal space
Hence vixx trust their fans a lot and tbh I’m rlly glad they have that kinda bond with their fans
Leo loves casually chatting with starlights as if they were his sisters it just be like that
tl:dr STAN VIXX they’re acclaimed idols with an amazing vocal range, versatile discography, funny as hell, and derserve so much more attention from international fans 🤧
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