DelicatelyStarstruckWhispers

If it fits I reblog. Too gay to function properly . Being tired is a whole mood.

[konoko]

[unicouniuni]

Uni.

[christopher575]

HEY LADIES … … … … … … … DID YOU KNOW UHHHHHHHHH

[jimnutto-deactivated20230114]

[thememedaddy]

[copepods]

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

[copepods]

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

[lintubintu]

@holyknuckled like that?

[holyknuckled]

oh? my god???

yeah, Exactly like that

[kuvaton]

[saint-batrick]

environmental storytelling.

[phallicthimble]

[dankmemeuniversity]

I’m

[froginakettle]

The youth are lost

[duncte123]

Not in a million years would I have ever thought of this

[xanaxfarts]

Arches National Park, Utah photo: Elliot McGucken

[codydrawin]

Freakin looking at me

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[im-a-fucking-dumbass]

where do you even get googly eyes this big

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[kukkopillipiipari]

Villi perse

[theotherpl4ce]

en tiedä oliko kyseessä aivopieru vai valaistumisen hetki, mutta mun pienet aivoni käänsi lauseen be gay do crime muotoon homostele ja rikostele

[thememedaddy]

[catchymemes]

[thememedaddy]

[h4h4n0tfunny]

Absolutely dumb 🤣

[memeuplift]