Debunking all the reasons Charlastor is âwrongâ
(and Iâm going to be brutally honest because Iâm tired of yâallâs bullshit)
âAlastor sees Charlie as his daughter!!â No the fuck he does not. He said that to get on Luciferâs nerves. Thatâs it. Infantilizing Charlieâa grown ass womanâto make him appear as her father figure is the dumbest thing Iâve ever seen a fandom do, like ever.
âCharlie is a lesbian!â Correction; sheâs bisexual. She likes women and men. Careful babes your biphobia is showing
âCharlie is with Vaggie!â So? I donât care. I can ship her with whoever I want. Canon does not dictate what you ship and itâs getting ridiculous how people think otherwise
âAlastor is aroace!â Heâs just ace. And ace people can be in relationships and believe it or not they can have sex. Itâs not your place to define someone elseâs asexuality. (Also itâs a bit sus how I never see anybody bring this up in any post about literally any other Alastor shipâŠ)
âThe age difference is-â let me stop you right there. This fandom does not give a fuck about age gaps because if they did, they wouldnât be shipping Alastor or anyone else with Luciferâwho is older than the earth itself. Charlie has like maybe 100+ years on Alastor but heâs been dead for almost a century now and he died a full grown man so it really doesnât matter
âHeâs manipulating Charlie!â Heâs manipulating everyone. Thatâs his whole personality. Why is it ok to ship him with other people but not his narrative parallel?
âThey have no chemistry togetherâ are we watching the same show..??
âWell itâs just not a good ship!â Thatâs your opinion. If you donât like it thatâs fine. My feelings will not be hurt if you unfollow me for what I post. You do you, idc. Just keep your negativity away from me, and other Charlastor shippers. Our content is not for you so stop interacting with it.
Oh yeah also these characters arenât real, so like stop being so offended over a goddamn ship. I promise you your daily life will not be affected by it
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