Clever as the Devil, but twice as pretty

[shingojira]

great news you can get all of stacys dad into a gif under 3mb

[lilith-of-stardust]

This plays like one of the nonsense movies Sims watch

[bunney]

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

[aviculor]

it’s the only way they can hear it

[forever90s]

[agony5678]

casual reminder that cartoonnetwork never gave a fuck

[windows5]

me, drinking juice at 1pm: breakfast

me, eating a bag of chips at 4pm: lunch

me, eating a flour tortilla with nothing on it at 10pm: dinner

[ruinedchildhood]

Jiminy Cricket kinkshaming various Disney characters on the House of Mouse

[c-isnenegro]

[reblogable-memes]

“so what are your plans for after you graduate?”

[gk2nist]

[hellyeahrihannafenty]

Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

[thelovejournals]

To be able to say: I loved this person, we had a hell of a nice time together, it’s over but in a way it will never be over and I do know that I for sure loved this person, to be able to say that and mean it, that’s rare…That’s rare and valuable.

Ernest Hemingway, The Complete Short Stories  (via thelovejournals)

[ruinedchildhood]

anyone else never question that his bed stayed standing up even though half of it was off the ground or that he lost his unibrow

[puppiestotherescue]

[birdsandbirds]

[brianharoldbae]

*showers* *immediately puts the same pajamas back on, but this time with the Good Underwear™*

[chalkandwater]

Sir David Attenborough demonstrates the accuracy of the Mozambique Spitting Cobra’s venom streams by wearing a chemically treated visor that makes the venom turn purple on contact.

From Life in Cold Blood

[frosidon]

DAVID ATTENBOROUGH IS MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY DOCUMENTARIAN CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE. 

DID CARL SAGAN DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS SHIT? I THOUGHT NOT. BILL NYE? FUCK NO.

BEAR GRILLES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COMPARED TO THIS CARAMEL-VOICED ENGLISH BASTARD. 

SIR ATTENBOROUGH IS A BILLION YEARS OLD AND HE WILL NOT STOP. HE IS THE TERMINATOR OF NATURE DOCUMENTARIES. HE’S CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE HIGHEST JUNGLE TREE TO LOOK AT LILIES. HE’S SOARED IN THE SKY IN A GLIDER WITH VULTURES. HE CROSSED THE PACIFIC TO SEE WHALES. HE’S EVEN BEEN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE GODDAMN OCEAN TO TALK ABOUT THE SPOOKY-ASS SHIT THAT LIVES DOWN THERE.  KILIMANJARO?  BEEN THERE. NORTH POLE? BEEN THERE. SAHARA DESERT? BEEN THERE MULTIPLE TIMES. FUCKING VOLCANOES?  BEEN AND DONE.  FUCKING AUSTRALIA? ENTIRE SHOWS THERE. HE WILL NOT STOP. HE WILL NEVER STOP.  NOT UNTIL HIS SMOOTH-ASS FATHERLY VOICE AS TAUGHT US ALL ABOUT ALL THE NATURE FOREVER.

[frivolouscake]

reblogging today as appropriate

[bizarre-bazart]

[mmilhouse]

do you love the colour of the sky

[sundayroasts]

this is much better than the original.

[visvya]