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20m, last year my Father had to visit Spain where another company wanted to merge with his. Having been on the rocks with my Mother at the time he thought it would be best to bring her and myself with him. Thinking this would bring the spark back into their lives he booked a five-star hotel for the month. My Mother and I were more than excited having never been there or Europe in general. We did not know what to expect at all. The moment I found out about this I began looking up things to do while there. Making a list at the very top was to hit some beaches since it was the middle of summer there. My Mother had the same idea packing a carry on bag of just bikinis and towels. When we got there it was everything you seen in movies plus so much more. The first two weeks my Father would be meeting his potential partners during the days working with their company to see how they function and stuff. So it was just my Mother and I, which was much better than their bickering all the time when he was around. Our first day we decided to find a beach so she had me look up the closest one. Telling me she can’t wait any longer to get in the water she didn’t care how nice the beach was only that it was the closest. I found a highly rated one on google and we called a taxi and went straight there. It was mid day on a Monday so there won’t be a lot of people there the driver told us. She was even more excited about this since crowded beaches aren’t relaxing. When the driver dropped us off my Mom had me pay him as she ran off to the beach. When I caught up to her standing at the edge I soon realized what she had moments before. Unlike the U.S. this was Spain and it was very very normal that this was a Nudist beach. My Mom’s face was red and not from the sun and I too started to blush as mature men and women walked around with their privates freely flopping in the wind. She smiled awkwardly at me and I shrugged telling her I had no idea this was even a real thing. She said we should just go out there in our bathing suits and act as if its a normal beach ignoring the other people since there really wasn’t anyone there. I accepted and we found a nice spot pretty much secluded to ourselves. My Mom didn’t waist any time running to the water and diving in as I laid out looking at all of the old women in the distance. I had never seen mature women completely nude in person so seeing their unfit bodies was new to me and surprisingly a turn on. I think that was because it was so new and raw that my body couldn’t say no. Once my Mom got back from the water she laid down beside me to get some sun telling me how nice the water is. I could care less about the water at this point trying to make my half hard dick unnoticeable to her. A few minutes passed and I saw two older men walking our direction. The one was fat with his stomach completely overshadowing his dick and the other very average. They came straight over to us and began talking to us. Unable to understand Spanish my Mom told them and they repeated themselves in English for us. The average guy said, “this is a nudist beach and you must know it is very disrespectful to the rest of us that you wear your bathing suits.” Standing there with very aggressive looks they made it a point that we must either strip or leave. My Mom looked at me with a disappointed look as she tried to reason with me on why we could stay. Telling me she didn’t mind if I didn’t I then agreed. She said to the men that was fine we will strip so they can go back to enjoying themselves. They then shot me some mean looks before going away. Mom then smiled at me and said, “I guess it is no big deal seeing your mother naked”, as she untied her top straps. Watching her ample tits bounce out of the top was more than amazing having always wondered what they looked like. Stunned I never imagined they would be so amazing though. She has a thin waist from working out a lot and around 5'7" with 32DD. She then continued to take off her bottom and looked to see if I was doing them same. I froze since my dick was now hard as fuck and I feared what she would say. She seemed to notice my embarrassment and told me she will go to the water now so I could undress in private at least. Watching her walk away as her ass switched from side to side did nothing to help my problem. So I just pulled them off so those two guys wouldn’t come back. I tried to find a comfortable way to hide my dick, but nothing worked as it struck a flag pole pose. I bet if my Mom looked at it from the water she could have (not saying I am huge) it was just that obvious. A palm in the desert. Soon after she started to come back and I decided to roll over on my stomach. I could feel her walking up from behind me and her voice call to me, “cute bald ass hun”. I couldn’t help but laugh since she was probably used to the site of my father’s hairy body. We hung out for a while like this and no matter how much time passed my dick wouldn’t go down. Buried in the sand beneath me I could feel it twitch at the sight of every naked woman passing. My mom must have figured something was up as she watched my back change from pale to crab red. Telling me she was going to take a nap she also turned over onto her stomach looking the other direction. I took advantage of this moment and rolled over feeling the sand stuck to my chest and stomach. I decided to head to the water thinking it might be best to cool down my manhood. As I walked up to the water it was super cold on my feet so I took my time getting in. This was long enough for a couple of mature women to approach me asking if I was alone. Watching as their eyes flashed from my dick to my face I knew they were after a young eager guy like me. Feeling flattered they were so flirtatious I played along to see what would happen. They were both easily in their 50’s with bodies to match. Tear drop breasts and average aged bodies I never thought I would find them attractive until now. Must be a mixture of curiosity and hormones. This did nothing to help with my manhood problem as they continued to flirt and one even gestured her hands while talking, which slightly grazed the tip. They continued to do this while asking me all about men in the States. The one even went as far as grabbing the shaft one good time giving it a slow stroke while asking if we like experienced women. I allowed this since it needed some attention anyways. We talked for a couple more minutes as they now tried to get me to come lay with them. Very tempted we were interrupted by another as my Mom come walking right up next to me. Surprise by her presence I nearly forgot I was with her. She shot dirty looks to the women who were much older than her as she took me by the hand asking me what they were talking about. I just told her they were wondering where I was from as she looked back at me knowing full well I was full of shit. She then asked if I would come back and put lotion on her back as the older women got the hint walking back to their spot. I followed my Mom to our spot where she handed me the bottle of cream. She smiled and said, “wow I never imagined my own Son would be a target for such mature women.” I told her it was nothing to worry about as I caught her eyes locked on my hard dick. Looking up she blushed and told me she could see why they were so interested. This was like gas to the fire as my dick twitched having never heard something so provocative. Hearing my own Mother say that drove me so wild I felt my dick swelling more as she glanced at it several more times. I almost busted at the thought of this all. She then laughed and said, “maybe you don’t need the cream, seems like you have enough of your own.” I then glanced down at what she was looking at to see a stream of precum pouring from my dick. Looking up at her my eyes drifted up her thick legs to her stubbly pussy then around her round tits and juicy lips. By the time I got to her eyes I could feel my dick throbbing again and more precum was surely leaking out. She saw my lust growing and then asked, “can we act as if we are not Mother and Son for just today?” I nodded my head slowly unable to speak as she crawled closer reaching out for my dick while keeping eye contact. Feeling her hand grab it drove me insane as she bent down putting it straight into her mouth. I collapsed as she took my length. Swallowing my dick like I have never had it sucked before she was so passionate. I couldn’t believe what was happening as she cupped my balls with her hand and swirled her tongue around my tip. She told me that it has been nearly a year since she has done this with my father and much longer since she had sex. The sound of that word was like lightning through my body. She crawled on top of me and lined my dick up with her pussy. I could feel it dripping wet as she slipped my tip past her lips. My heart slammed as I zoned out on her. She slowly slid it in sitting down on it as I could feel inside of her. It was amazing how tight she was and no surprise since she works out so much and hasn’t been taken by a man in such a long time. I am not going to lie all of the energy passing through me was so overwhelming that I couldn’t last more than a minute before I had to come. She pulled me out and stroked me as I came all over my stomach and her hand. I never came so much and she never seen so much come as she told me this laughing with excitement. Squeezing the last few drops out she complimented me on how hard it still was. I then asked her is she still wanted to continue and oh did she! Climbing on top of me without another word she started riding me again this time much harder. The cum was now spilling off of my sides as she bounced around. She even laid down on top of me rubbing her huge tits all over my chest covering herself in my cum. When she rose back up I could see strings of my sticky cum band from our bodies as she rubbed it into her tits. She was wild and going crazy as she then slid her fingers into her mouth tasting me. I could feel her pussy tighten when she did this as she began to come on my dick. Grinding harder now she moaned with her finders in her mouth while her other hand slid across my stomach only to scoop up more cum to taste. Feeling her pussy surging she came and I couldn’t help but cum with her. Trying to warn her it was far too late I unloaded inside of her. I am not sure if she knew so I kept my mouth shut scared she might flip. When she finished she looked down at me with a bright eyed smile and said, “come let go get clean in the water”. I followed her down to the water where she and I washed the cum from out bodies. I was so happy to see how cool she was about what just happened. We left the beach soon after and spent the rest of the night with my Father. Every day after while my Father was working we went back to the beach and continued our fun as a couple. In the end my Mom convinced my Dad this trip saved their marriage so he made the deal and we now spend half the year in Spain.
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Wife's boy toy
My wife and I are 44 and got married 3 years ago. We have a very open sexual relationship. Sometimes I watch her fuck other men. Sometimes she just shares the juicy details with me. Two years ago she started flirting with the neighborhood Boy who cuts our grass. A 16 year old who I urged her to try and see if he would take the bait. For weeks she would try and get him to notice herbsunbathing while he was Mowing, bending over while he was looking etc. After a really hot day of mowing she invited him in for some water. Then She gave him the tour of the home and while in the darker and cooler basement she sat him on the couch and started kissing his neck and unzipped his shorts. She immediately pulled his big cock out and inhaled him. two minutes later he filled my wife’s mouth with what she called a huge load of cum , which she swallowed every drop. The following weeks became routine he’d cut the grass come inside and fill my wife’s mouth with his load. My wife took it further after one time and Sat on him and they fucked a few times. She asked him if there was anything else he really wanted and he said hed kill to fuck her in her ass. My wife happily bent over spread her cheeks and allowed him to enter her asshole. He fucked her ass and emptied his young balls deep in my wife’s gaping asshole. Two years of this has gone on with only a few breaks in between. He always had girlfriends but has always found a way to get his young cock in my wife’s holes. He even came over on his prom night and while I talked to his date in the kitchen he and my wife went to the master bathroom for a quick fuck. The coolest thing about this is that he thinks I don’t know what’s going on. He’s always assumed he’s being sneaky. Now he’s a freshman in college and attends class 40 min away so the meetups are not as often. My wife got all dressed up sexy and met him on campus 4 weeks ago. He had 3 friends over and while she was at his dorm sitting on the couch Chris her boy toy started kissing her and one hand immediately went under her skirt lifting it and exposing her.they quickly lifted her shirt and Before she knew it she felt another mouth on her right tit. One hand pulled her panties to the side showing her freshly shaved pussy. two more hands were all over her pussy. Before she could even breathe she had a strange kids cock push into her wet pussy and 2 more cocks in her face. needless to say all 4 fucked her repeatedly. She can’t remember how many cumshots she took but did say they ran a marathon in her ass. Two weeks later she returned to campus for a repeat performance. This time there was another young man and she found herself in a cock circle swallowing every kids load. I can’t wait for my wifes next visit to college as there’s nothing like sliding my cock deep inside her feeling all the cum that has been deposited by others before me.
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Date night!
Am I crazy to say that I’m in love with my son?
A bit of a warning–this is a long post, but it was so much fun that I wanted to remember every detail. Sorry it took me so long to get it written up!
Last night (Friday) was our long-awaited date night. It was only Tuesday morning that we had agreed to go out, but it felt like Friday couldn’t get here soon enough.
When we planned the date, the idea was for us to go out, I can be his “practice date”, and along the way I can give him suggestions for things to do and things to notice. D didn’t want S to know about this (who else takes their moms out for “practice”?), but since it was Mother’s Day weekend it seemed like a good excuse.
I told D that I wanted him to try to treat me like a girl his age, not his mom, and that I’d try to treat him like a guy I was dating. I told him to call me by my first name while we were out, and that there was to be strictly no calling me “Mom” on the date. (Not that I don’t want him calling me “Mommy”, I just didn’t want to attract extra attention.)
I wore a navy blue dress that showed just a little bit of cleavage (sort of like a LBD, but dark blue), along with some heels and a simple gold necklace. Nothing too fancy; I was shooting for simple but elegant. D wore a dark pair of jeans with a collared shirt. I’ll admit I was a little jealous of L that she got to take him out in his tux, but the way his butt looked in his jeans made it a little better. :-)
When he saw me come out to the living room, I saw his eyes widen, and he told me I looked great. I did a little twirl for him on my toes, which reminded me that this dress is short and light enough that I shouldn’t wear it on windy days. And I may have given him a peek at what kind of panties I was wearing.
S and L arrived home just as we were leaving. L asked where we were going all dressed up, and S told her that D was taking me out for Mother’s Day. I guess they had planned to order pizza and watch movies while we were gone.
D was a gentleman, as usual; I don’t think I touched a door handle all night, save for the ladies room. We went out for dinner at this neat restaurant on the other side of town–very industrial and modern decor. We had a table that was out of the way of foot traffic, but it wasn’t as private as I would have hoped.
The focus at dinner was conversation and body language. I encouraged him to ask questions and to make sure he made eye contact. As we already know a lot about each other, we practiced asking questions on things the other person didn’t know much about. For him, he asked me about what I did for work; for me, I asked him all about video games. I can’t describe how wonderful it was to listen to him as I stared into his bright blue eyes, even if he was talking about video games. I could have listened to him all night. And he did convince me that there was some skill and strategy involved, although I’m still in disbelief that there are people that play video games professionally.
We also discussed body language, and that he should pay attention to how his date sits, looks, and responds to him physically. At one point, I feigned boredom and he picked up on it right away. For most of the meal, I had one of my shoes off, subtly but gently running my foot up and down his leg. As we waited for the check, he asked me if physical contact, like playing footsie, was a good sign…I bit my lip and told him yes, it definitely was.
When the check came, I turned around to pull out my wallet to get my credit card but when I reached for the folder D put his hand over mine–he insisted that he pay, and I saw he had already put a stack of cash in the folder. I felt a rush when his hand grabbed mine, and I’m sure I gave him the stupidest looking smile but I couldn’t think of anything else to say. He works part-time after school during the school year and I had to imagine that was at least two weeks of pay for him.
After dinner, we went to a sculpture park to walk around together. Here I talked to him about how to touch a woman in public, and we practiced holding hands, him putting his arm around my shoulders and around my waist, and on my lower back. We found a bench at the park and I took the opportunity to snuggle up next to him, under his arm. I don’t think he was wearing any cologne, but his scent was intoxicating nonetheless.
It was a nice spring evening but a little cold. I tried to last as long as I could. I was freezing–I don’t know why I didn’t think to grab a sweater–and before long my son noticed me shivering and suggested we go some place warmer.
We found a coffee shop nearby and each ordered drinks. D hasn’t discovered the joy of coffee yet, so he got a hot chocolate; I got a mocha. We sat and talked a little longer (more footsie!) but then the coffee shop was closing so we decided to go home.
When we got home, my son walked me back to our side door and was about to open it when I said “Wait!” He paused and looked down at me with a confused look on his face. I told him thanks for a wonderful night, and for treating me like such a lady. He smile back and said “you’re welcome” and reached for the door. I coughed and he looked back at me, even more confused.
I pulled him in for a hug, and whispered in his ear, “This is the part where you give your date a goodnight kiss.” He stood up and back a little bit, admitting that he hadn’t ever kissed a girl, and that I was his mom. I reminded him that I wanted him to treat me like any other girl his age; also that he kissed me a lot when he was younger and that it worked the same way. “Just press your lips against hers, and don’t push too hard. Try to focus on how soft her lips are, and savor it.”
After a moment, he grabbed my waist with his hands and leaned down and…
(Cue fireworks!)
He kissed me!
It couldn’t have lasted more than three seconds, but it felt like thirty. I couldn’t help closing my eyes, and when I opened them I saw him looking back at mine–and I can’t describe what it was I saw, but there was something in his gaze that I hadn’t ever seen before.
We stood next to each other in silence for a minute (again, felt like several) and I smiled at him and told him “not bad for a first kiss”. His face turned bright red and I looked down quickly and confirmed that he had a raging erection in his pants.
After a few more moments where we just stared at each other, D opened the door for me and put his hand on the small of my back as we walked in. I was ready to invite him up to my room but as we walked in we saw S and L sitting on the couch watching Netflix. L asked if we had fun…I jealously wanted to tell her “more fun than you” (at prom) but I restrained myself and just said yes.
At this point I felt it would have been suspicious if D and I did anything further (especially risky since both S and L were around) so I thanked D again for a nice Mother’s Day date and went upstairs to my room. I closed the door and rubbed myself off to several orgasms, and had to change my sheets before I went to bed. It was a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful evening, and I hope it is the first of many.
It seemed like D was walking just a little bit taller today. He certainly acted a little more comfortable with me, putting his hand on my lower back as I was making dinner tonight and he came to ask me a question. I’m excited that he was so interested in “practice” this weekend and it’s thrilling to see him take charge. Hopefully soon I’ll be able to give him some more practice. :-)
Happy Mother’s Day, all!
Just about perfect! And wonderfully told. Perfection would have been a second, longer kiss :).
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Friday night lights.
So with school started things are slowly starting to normalize in my life. My son and daughter are both back in classes and Katie starts night classes after Labor day. So that means last Friday started the football season. My daughter’s boyfriend is on the freshman team so she is very excited. My son doesn’t play football but he does help coach and keep statistics for the freshman team. So needless to say my Fridays will be kinda busy until November.
Anyway while at the game, I received a text from my son. He told me that he wanted me to head to the ladies room and remove my panties. I looked down at him on the field and he nodded. So of course, I did what he told me to. I walked down into the restroom and removed the panties from under my leggings. When I returned to the field, I sat where my son could see me. When my phoned chimed i smiled. He instructed me to tease my inner thighs and excite myself. It was amazing to follow his instructions, especially in public. By the end of the game I was so excited that I had soaked my leggings. My daughter asked if she could go hang out with her friends, yes this included her bf. I agreed as my son texted me again. While the varsity squad was taking the feild I walked around to the locker room entrences.
I saw my son standing inside the glass doors and he motioned me to join him. We walked the halls away from the locker room and once we got to the darker halls he pushed me up against the wall and started kissed and touching me. His hand slid into my leggings and quickly brought me to a shuddering orgasm. As i was sucking my cum off his fingers, he opened a door to our left. When we went inside i saw couches and desks. He explained it was the coaches lounge. On one wall was a window that looked into the locker rooms. They were empty currently but he told me that halftime was about 15 minutes away. High school sports i guess. He again kissed me and bent me over a desk practically ripping off my leggings. I felt him thrust into me. We were facing the window as he slammed me over and over. I was begging for every thrust, every smack of his hand against my exposed ass. I was cumming hard when i heard the first cheers from the stadium. It was like they were cheering us on. I felt him beginning the throbbing that meant he was about to cum. After another few moments i felt his hot seed flood into my cumming pussy. We lay there for a bit and i felt him still hard inside me. Then he moved quickly. Pushing me under the desk as he sat.
The lights snapped on and I heard the coach of the Freshman team asking what my son was doing in the office. The talked for a few minutes. I heard him laugh. The felt a shoe touch the sole of my foot. My son stiffened in the chair and i slid my foot back under the desk. The coach laughed again and told my son that he’d better hurry and not let the head coach catch him. I took the opportunity to be naughty.. i slipped next to my son under the desk. His cock was starting to get soft when i took him in my mouth. It felt so naughty sucking him with the coach was right there. My son was trying very hard not to groan aloud. The coach left the room and turned off the light. I heard my son groan and felt his hand on my head. I kept sucking savoring the flavor of our combined juices. Within another few minutes of my licking, sucking, and flicking tongue he was filling my mouth. It felt amazing swallowing every drop of his cum. We quickly made our way out of the office and back out to the field. The rest of the night progressed quickly. My daughter joined us at the end of the game, she had a look that matched mine and my son nudged me. I nudged him back and told him to be quiet. We finished watching the game and headed home. My daughter didn’t stop smiling for the rest of the night.
It was an amazing night, and i loved how adventurous my son is becoming. I am sure there will be many more adventures to come. Lots of love, Tina.
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