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ABOUT ME

Minors & nonces & nasty haters DNI strawpage: https://deltoidlover.straw.page hey i'm calvin (he/him)

hi hi welcome make yourself at home. this is my general art blog, i will post nsfw/suggestive art and writing here so be warned, you can find my uncensored nsfw stuff elsewhere -> (my AO3 & Bluesky & Twitter)

i'm a 22 year old artist who specialises in concept art and illustration, nature nerd and terrible gamer, huge man lover too. sometimes i write stuff.

If you're interested in commissioning me, all the info you need is HERE!

Important tags for my blog! #my art for my art duh #nsfw for info regarding my saucy art & writing #model reference & #art reference for detailed model references i made for artists :) Some of my interests: -Half-Life (includes Black Mesa + other cool mods*) -*Entropy Zero -*Cry of Fear -Metal Gear Solid -Pokemon -Monster Hunter -Paleoart + Speculative Evolution

#about me

bootbulb

Modern au Miller sending David a video of him throat fucking Frank with a little "this is what you're missing 😜🍆" text like some boomer. He loves using emojis. David hates it.

bootbulb

Free-use service sub Venom on Motherbase, always on duty to suck or lick whatever, whenever. Ocelot loves to pull Venom aside into the shooting range and have him eat him out, bent over the railing.

Kazuhira usually grabs him and pulls him (the best he can) into one of the base's showers for a sloppy face fuck.

I think it's so cute if Venom knows what he wants and just picks Kaz up and carries him to a location where they can have some privacy, and Kaz is just throwing a fit before a free blowjob. A really, really good free blowjob.

All BB has to do is walk into the room, and V will get to work.

It's okay; V gets to hump as many boots as he wants for his good behavior. He's having a great time.

serpientesolida

not my best work but I'm sick and drawing this whore always heals me......

motherbase-hr

So like, do any of the commander's boots need licking shining? I know a guy who's great at it. It's me. I saw Commander Miller helping Commander Ocelot with that yesterday. Thought I'd lend a tongue hand.

I think I need an HR department.

deltoidlover

dave and his old men... full thing elsewhere :^)

ao3 twitter bluesky

motherbase-hr

The ocelot unit members are bullying diamond dogs and cheating during uno night. Why does ocelot even have his own special unit? Who are these people?

1. To hype him up and laugh at his bad jokes

2. We have a recruitment stand at most large furry conventions

Also remember to use your water pistol when you need it.

motherbase-hr

RE: Official complaint against K. Miller I would like a secondary review of my previous report, I do NOT appreciate being sprayed when I have genuine concerns regarding another member on base, it's a very serious matter and should be treated as such.

As stated before, I need Miller OFF base PRONTO. He wears so much cologne (cheap cologne, might I add.) that it has began to burn my nose hairs and cause me great mental anguish anytime I have to walk past him or even so much as look at him. I will not be able to work under these current conditions and may have to take matters into my own hands soon.

I would like a long, hard, private chat with the Boss about this, please and thank you.

I’d really prefer not knowing about your long, hard, private chats with the Boss, please and thank you.