❤︎ cw . . . reader x bro santa, established relationship, mix of normal gachiakuta verse and modern au
❤︎ note . . . i would do things to bro santa, you have no idea, but mhgh i had to cut some of this down because i got SOO OUT OF CONTROL!!! GENUINELY HE DRIVES ME INSANEE OUUGHH BRO PLEASEE!!! crossposting to ao3 eventually!
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
oh he's so so doting, no matter what. bro loves to kiss all over you, softly asking if you're okay, softly praising you for doing so good, asking if he did everything you needed him to do. genuinely, just an absolute sweetheart, and will 100% order food after if its not too late and you aren't too tired as he cleans you up with a warm washcloth, playfully teasing you at the way your thighs are still trembling a little.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
bro is so obsessed with your tummy, he loves touching it, rubbing his hands over it, pressing kisses to the softness there, and sometimes will just give it a little, teasing squeeze. but he's ashamed to ever admit how obsessed he is with your boobs, whether yhey are big or small, he loves rubbing his thumbs over your nipples, loves kissing them before popping one into his mouth and lazily rubbing his tongue over it. for himself, he likes his hands, because he gets to use them to feel you, touch you, make you feel good. and he LOVES knowing your hands are so much smaller when you both hold hands, it makes his ears go so fucking red as he tries not to grin.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
now this is where he gets so nasty. this man cums a lot. a fucking lot. it's thick, hot, and shoots out really far, and he's always so embarrassed about the mess. but he absolutely loves watching his cum ooze out of you, the embarrassed noise you make when you try to close your legs so he can watch. oh, and don't let him cum on your face or neck, he will absolutely break as he begs you to let him get a picture of you like this, especially a polaroid for him to keep stored away.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
the poor thing still sometimes cums in his sleep, and he is always so fucking embarrassed about it. most of the time, he gets lucky enough to wake up before you and clean up, but the days he wakes up to you cooing at how cute he is, he genuinely wants to burying himself…and every time he cums in his sleep, it's a dream about you all glowing and pregnant with his baby, but he's never told you that part.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
at his age of 35, he is very experienced and definetely knows what he's doing, especially because he was very, VERY experimental in his mid-twenties. now, he's just a bit embarrassed to admit it, and never wants to go too far with you and come across as a creepy old man. if you tell him you're into that and you want him to be your creep old man, he's groaning into his hands. "god, you're gonna kill me, honey…"
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
he loves loves loooves missionary, don't get him wrong. the intimacy of it, being able to see your every reaction, and constantly press messy kisses all over your flushed cheeks…but his absolute favorite position to have you in is prone bone. oh, especially when he gets to have you in a headlock as he gives you some nice, deep thrusts that make you speechless and dumb, and it keeps you still for him so you can't move away so he can give you everything you need.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
bro is usually serious in the moment, always taking your pleasure to heart. he may crack a joke here and there, tease you a little bit and nip you to get a sweet little laugh out of you, but otherwise, he's absolutely honed in to make sure you are constantly in pleasure.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
poor guy is so busy all the time he never really has time to truly groom himself to the way he wants to. he's got a thick, dark happy trail of curly hair. he gets a bit embarrassed by it, but if you ever tell him not to shave or that you like it like that, he's melting in the embarrassment. bro thinks you are just saying that, but when he sees how messy you get when you give him head he realizes you aren't lying at fucking all. nose buried into the curly hair, drools and precum soaking the hairs…okay, if you like it that much, he guesses he can get it a little untamed.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
oh, he's so fucking romantic, absolutely enamored with you and makes sure you can tell he loves you. constantly running his hands all over your body. it's hard for him not to be intimate and loving with you, even if you ask him to be rougher, he's muttering under his breath how gorgeous you are, how blessed he is to have you as his, and only his.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
he's sloppy with it, head hanging back and mouth open as he strokes his dick with an excessive amount of lube. it's so fucking messy, loud, and wet as he quickly fucks his fist, a pair of your panties against his face as he dreamily sighs your name into the fabric, absolutely ashamed at himself but so fucking pent up he couldn't help himself. and…can you really blame him when he starts humping your pillow, groaning how much he misses you as he spills his cum all over it. but, is it…that bad if he sometimes thinks about having you lick his cum off the fabric?
K = Kink (g: giving, r: receiving, b: both)
cumplay, lactation, pregnancy (likes you all round and glowing with his baby in your tummy), dacryphilia, scent kink, high heels, clothed sex, belly/throat bulge, brat taming (b), free use (g), overstimulation, breeding, praise kink, pet play, play fighting/wrestling, size difference, voyeurism, exhibitionism, daddy kink (r), somnophilia (b), humiliation (g), dry humping, temperature play, dumbification
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
if it's not the bedroom, he is absolutely obsessed with fucking you in the back of a car. something about how big he is hovering over you in the back seat, how everything just feels hotter, the way the windows fog up…it really really turns him on more than it should. and the thrill of possibly getting caught, knowing someone could notice the way the car bounced up and down, the hands pressed up against the foggy window, oh, it only makes him wanna fuck you even deeper.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
honestly, anything you do that's romantic and sweet, he's practically melting in your hands. he's truly in love with you, so any kind of love and affection you give him makes him lean into you, chasing after your lips when you kiss him chastly, desperate for more of you. but when you walk past him and brush or run your hand across his chest, oh he is hard as fuck.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
he can't really do any kind of genuine degradation toward you. he's just so full of love and adoration for you, it genuinely would pain him. he tried too once, but genuinely the second the insult slips off his tongue, he's stopping and immediately groaning, kissing you deeply. "i can't, baby, 'm sorry, i know you want it, but i can't call you or insult you like that, you're too perfect."
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
it's a solid tie. he loves giving head, especially when you let him hold you down and just go brainless off your taste, moaning and growling against your slick cunt, putting gentle little kisses right on your clit. but because of his size, he never really prioritized himself getting head, but when you decide you'd love to give his dick the worship it deserves, he's whimpering, fisting the sheets, doing everything he can to avoid grabbing your head and fucking your tight throat,
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
he loves slow, deep, giving thrusts, keeping it intimate and sensual to make sure you get to feel every inch of him. he knows you think it's torture, the way he constantly drags his dumb cock against your walls so you have no choice but to just feel it. but when he's overly stressed and pent up, he's still going slow and deep, but he's hitting so fucking hard, turning your moans into poor little grunts, debauched noises getting punched out of you.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
he's not too big of a fan of quickies, because he knows it takes a long time for him to cum and trying to hide his hard-on from not cumming is truly a task on its own. but he's also just got an awful habit of turning one round into two…and into three…and then into six. so anytime you try to get a 'quickie', it turns into full on marathon sex with bro whining 'just one more, i'll make it fast, i promise, baby.'
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
of course, he's always down to experiment. if anything, he did a lot of experimenting when he was younger, so he knows what he likes and what he doesn't, but he's always ready to do things you wanna try out. if anything, he's your guy because he is going to make sure you understand what you are about to try out, making sure you know your safeword(s), and after you both try something new out, he's sitting you down and asking what you liked, what you didn't like, and if you want to do more of it. he's a closeted freak, just ask.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
he lasts too long, it's insane, he is absolutely insatiable. but he can't help himself, sometimes he gets frustrated when it takes him so long to cum. however, he can't lie that knowing he can make you cum at minimum 2-3 times before he has due to his stamina is pure ego fuel. and he loves marathon sex, really enjoys how after each round, both of you end up more and more brainless, sloppier, and dumb, he thinks it's the most romantic thing ever to just get absolutely lost in each other until neither of you can speak.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
he had a fleshlight…keyword: had. he went a little too hard on it and the poor thing is absolutely destroyed. bro is always a bit nervous to have toys because dear is a nosy little guy, but he's willing to try getting some new ones once you guys manage to find a lock box of some kind. he'd love to experience a fleshlight again, except next time you are the one sliding it up and down his shaft for him.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
he loves teasing you all sweet and coy, little nips and near kisses where he pulls away last minute. but when he's got you spread open on his lap, his fingers sliding in and out of you, his lips trailing up and down your neck. but he never speeds up, never letting you get to fall over that edge, just keeping you stuck in that sticky, gooey feeling of pleasure. "d'aw, mami, you're so lovely like this…mhm? yeah? no, no, not yet, don't cum yet, jus' feel it for me, okay?" ugh he's so fucking mean, no amount of squirming is gonna get you what you want…unless you slip up and call him daddy and then he's accidentally sinking his fingers in you deeper.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
he sounds so good, a lot of groans and grunts, mixed with soft pants of your name. and he always does it right in your ear, making sure you can feel the vibrations of his noises. he's not too loud, always cautious so no one hears him but also so he can hear your sounds too because he's a sucker for those pretty noises he can get out of you. but the nights you guys are going crazy, completely feral for each other and it's just the two of you in the house? he's so loud, trying his best to hold his sounds back, but he just fucking can't, literally sobbing from how good it feels to have you milk every last drop out of him, whining, and whimpering all for you.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
lowkey, very gross about you kissing him after he cums in your mouth, like. really, really fucking gross, he's tugging you up before you get a chance to swallow, messily shoving his tongue into your mouth to get a good taste of you and him. he doesn't care about his cum dripping down his chin, or the way you are hiccuping moans against his lips as you try to catch your breath as the mess of spit and cum just make the kiss sloppier and sloppier. but he really fucking loves pulling away to see how nasty you look, dazed, shocked, and just covered in a mix of your fluids. yeah, he's a mess for making you a mess.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
he's got an absolute monster between those thick thighs of his, a nice, thick, and heavy one. and he knows its big, too big even. he's a show-er, 8 inches on hard and on soft, and it's got a nice girth to it, the thickness in the center always giving you a tough time to get the rest of him in, but fuck if it doesn't stretch you out good. he's got a nice, thick . he's real sensitive under the base, run your tongue over it and he's throwing his head back, letting out the prettiest whimper. it curves a bit to the left, but it's not like it matters, it's still too heavy to stand up on its own.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
oh, it's so high, like, insanely high. but he keeps it under wraps, because he doesn't want to come across as a desperate loser who gets excited from a chaste kiss. plus, he's so busy taking care of dear and the others, he doesn't have time to truly deal with his building need. but when you finally sit him down, tell him it's okay to feel needy, to be pent up, to be horny, he'll slowly dip into it with you…just be careful, when he finally snaps from all the frustration, he's going to be insatiable.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
bro cannot and will not sleep until you sleep. he's so doting on you, making sure you are comfortable and satisfied. oh and he's an absolute sucker for cuddling, so he wants you to cool down before it's time to settle in because the last thing he wants is you to feel sticky and gross when trying to fall asleep. but the moment you are sleeping, he's following right after, his arms wrapped around your waist as he does his best to match your breathing. (he's such a nerd…)
