The Delusional Millennial

Life is pretty tough when you're a 25 year old millennial male with a full time job whose greatest challenge in the office is refraining from using "housewives reunion diplomacy" as his professional response. PGP is a way of life these days,"all work and no play" makes you stronger, and don't forget that your hashtags may very likely mean that you're a tool #boozybrunch lastly, when in doubt, dont hesitate to always ask yourself "are you kidding me?" Best, The Delusional Millenial

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[tkyle]

my two favs

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PRAYER CIRCLE. Teresa is in court right now.

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I am

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Don't forget

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Me at Thanksgiving when nobody wants to talk about Housewives

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When my prospect says our contract has been approved but days pass and still no signed agreement

[delusionalmillennial]

My life everyday

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STUDYING

WITHOUT ADDERALL:

WITH ADDERALL:

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Are you a fan of Sriracha? If so, we’d suggest picking up a few extra bottles soon. The town of Irwindale, CA has filed a lawsuit against Huy Fong Foods, demanding the company halt operations at its local factory after many residents began complaining of burning eyes, lungs and occasional headaches. The company plans to fight the lawsuit, but founder David Tran says consumers can expect Sriracha prices to increase “a lot” if Irwindale forces the plant to close. According to Tran, Huy Fong Foods is currently producing 200,000 bottles of Sriracha per day, all of which are pre-sold, but the company is still struggling to meet demand as is. A judge is expected to issue a ruling on the matter this Thursday. (Photo via ilovememphis) source

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http://www.salon.com/2013/10/01/what_stanley_kubrick_got_wrong_about_the_shining/ 

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[butyourelikereallypretty-deacti]

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[thelifeguardlibrarian]

I’d pinch its cheeks if it had any. #chicago #happyfriday

[delusionalmillennial]

I second that

[whatshouldwecallme]

Looking back on old pictures from college

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A look back on the show that my first episode of the series happened to be the show's series finale. Despite what critics and peers say about "Dawson's Creek", the show captured what it means to move on and grow up in a realistic way that didn't make me roll my eyes - (even though I rolled my eyes many times at Joey Potter). 

Below are some interesting reads I found while "critiquing" "Dawson's Creek"

http://www.thefutoncritic.com/interviews/2009/11/06/live-at-the-paley-center-for-media-dawsons-creek-a-look-back-33371/20091106_dawsonscreek/

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/18/dawsons-creek-theme-song-netflix_n_1683506.html

http://www.buzzfeed.com/leonoraepstein/re-watching-the-dawsons-creek-finale

http://thedailyquirk.com/2013/07/10/everything-i-ever-needed-to-know-i-learned-from-dawsons-creek/

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/05/10/dawson-creek-10-years-later-where-are-now/

(Gifs source: fyeahdawsonscreek)

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http://say.ly/pFl6WX4 

J.D. Salinger's War by James Franco

(source: jamesfranco)

[nprfreshair]

Yeah… that’s super weird. 

Happy October 11th! Oreos and peanut butter, anyone?

[soyeahduh-deactivated20221218]

When I realize I missed my stop on the Red Line