[moomins-deactivated20160829]

my intrusive thoughts during fall

young man

there r leaves all around 

i said young man 

eat a leaf off the ground

[r5h]

i said young man

won’t they make a cool sound

when you stuff! them! in! your! leaf hole

[nlsetsumuri]

IT’S FUN TO EAT ALL THE!

LEAVES! ON!! THE!! GROUND!!!

[filmnoirsbian]

Best tumblr scandals

The girl grave robbing and selling human bones online

The white american girl who pretended to be an interracial lesbian couple living with hiv in india, just so she could write hamilton hiv fic

The girl everyone thought was the native lesbian writer of my immortal, who wrote it to find her brother, but it turns out she was white and lied about her backstory and probably didn’t even write the fic

Russian Chaos Agents

Add more if u want, lord knows theres plenty

[crawdadsinyourarea]

for all the people in the notes asking for sources/more info:

all or nothing

beastmilk jewelry

bone thief

cancer scam

child slavery

cole sprouse’s social experiment

confusedtree

constablefrozen

cybersmith

dashcon

evilfemme

firebolting

freebleeding

glitchedpuppet

hiv hamilton fanfic

homestuck bucket video

homestuck sharpie bath

komaeda kin finger hoax

leelah project

lifting community

“made her eat the doodoo”

medicine switching murder

memeufacturing

miss officer and mr. truffles

mod silver

my immortal author hoax

needle-filled cookie

piss jello

russian agents

toe necklace

unliscenced therapy

i apologize if any of these links are less than savory; if there are any better sources please lmk

[aplasticshark]

thank you so much but also curse you

[jehovahhthickness]

[alienpapacy]

thanos has a prostate the size of an american football

[filmstudenting]

Sometimes I wish I was Jared, 19

[cheaphalloweencostume]

How would you die in Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory?

this is a great question because it narrowed my soul! i would choke on regular chewing gum on the steps outside before even entering the factory. willy would make no attempt to perform the heimlich maneuver and would leave my corpse on the concrete

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this ask tapped into an extremely primal part of everyone’s body soul & mind

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

when you have anxiety so you think about every possible thing that can go wrong in a situation and something goes wrong

[vintage-katie]

My forever mood is Judge Aquilina tossing aside Larry Nassar’s letter like the actual trash that it is

[radicalfeministdragon]

I just want to say, this is the magic of having women in powerful positions. You can bet if a woman was the judge on the Stanford rape case, he wouldn’t have gotten 6 months of jail.

Thank you to powerful women who spend their lives and careers defending others. You make the world go round ❤️

[kanjabeto-deactivated20180421]

Style is not fashion. Fashion is not trendy after a season. I couldn’t give a shit about fashion. Style is dressing the way that you feel confident and what is appropriate for you, your age, your body type.

[minervafloofderg-migrating]

(x)

[iwilleatyourenglish]

the pissman is gonna get me

[railroadsoftware]

me: (farts right before leaving a store) my girlfriend: oh wait I want to look at this one last thing me: no we got to go right now

[sunbeambisexual-deactivated2025]

[bettedavisgf]

me when a girl refers to her “partner”: 👀 me when i find out she was talking about her boyfriend with a beard: 😴

[hacash]

bi women when the lesbian you were talking to suddenly devalues you for dating a guy: 

[whirlibirdy]

woman finding out the lesbian shes talking to assumes her nb partner is a man:

[normalregularguy-deactivated201]

tony hawk landing the 1st ever 900 seen at the x games in 1999:

[bob-belcher]

[dulect]

“You can’t change the past but you can alter the future.”

— Don’t give up. (via suspend)

[ponchos-in-my-vagina]

this aired in 2009

[sirfrogsworth]

This is Bazz the Beekeeper. A black lab who is specially trained to sniff out disease in bee hives. In Australia the bees do not stay inside and it isn’t safe for Bazz to go in sniffing without protection. So his owner created a custom beekeeper suit to keep him safe. And it is kinda adorable.

[dogaesthetics]

so darn PURE