gay little tf2 imagines

bi and nb so all my attraction is gay // i enjoy tf2 men and woman way too much // scout, demo, engie, soldier, miss pauling, and merasmus. my beloveds ❤️

[tf2-x-reader]

BLOG INACTIVE, NO LONGER BEING UPDATED

notes are still being checked and nothing will be deleted, but no new posts will be made until further notice

hello :)

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so first post & also pinned post. hi.

he/she, bigender bisexual so yeag

general dni obv. transphobes homophobes etc, go away and don't even think about interacting with me

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- i'll do headcanons, short fics, and imagines! for mercs and other non-merc characters!

- almost all will be x reader, will usually be gender neutral unless specified otherwise

- go ahead and send asks or submissions! i reserve the right to answer/accept and not answer/accept at my discretion. be as specific or as general as you want

- by default i will generally tend to write most of the mercs as trans if it comes up. depending on the day i might write some as cis and some as trans. i just kinda decide at the moment lmao

(in this household pyro is referred to by he/she/they pronouns because of my personal hc for them, feel free to use whatever pronouns you want, but thats what i do!)

- im probably never gonna do anything n*fw on here but if i do, i will make sure to warn AGGRESSIVELY about it so no one can accidentally stumble on it and so no one will be made uncomfortable!

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(the tag #.x talks is my non-content tag, for if i make a post that isn't an x reader or an imagine, and the tag #.x reblogs is my reblog tag!)

[tf2-x-reader]

hey this is the person running this blog. I have like 80 million sideblogs but im kinda sick of having them all tied to me because im kinda not in any of the fandoms anymore and I've matured like a lot. a lot of the stuff I've posted is a bit embarrassing to me now to be honest. im posting this exact same thing to all of them, if ur following me sorry but these blogs are all officially dead! I know there's like 5 of you but i wanted to post this anyway lol

tldr: not deactivating or deleting anything but nothing will happen on this blog again ‼️

✋️ new acc incoming so dm me if youre a friend and you want to know it!!

[tf2-x-reader]

hey, so. Hey.

so this blog has been inactive for a long while but I did gain some followers and have a ton of requests still in my inbox and i really am sorry to all of you who wanted and expected me to write your suggestions, as i fully intended to.

but i think this blog is officially abandoned, for now. i haven't had the motivation to write anything in a long time and some personal stuff is going on at the moment and i figured i should officially make a post and address that, yeah, this blog is basically over.

some day i very well may come back and start writing again, and then i may fulfill all of your wonderful asks. but its also entirely likely that this will be my last post. this blog will not be deleted and i will not be leaving tumblr, as i have other blogs i will still use, but for now at least, this is where my posting here ends.

goodbye to everyone who enjoyed my writing, and i sincerely hope i find motivation to continue someday.

[tf2-x-reader]

hey, so. Hey.

so this blog has been inactive for a long while but I did gain some followers and have a ton of requests still in my inbox and i really am sorry to all of you who wanted and expected me to write your suggestions, as i fully intended to.

but i think this blog is officially abandoned, for now. i haven't had the motivation to write anything in a long time and some personal stuff is going on at the moment and i figured i should officially make a post and address that, yeah, this blog is basically over.

some day i very well may come back and start writing again, and then i may fulfill all of your wonderful asks. but its also entirely likely that this will be my last post. this blog will not be deleted and i will not be leaving tumblr, as i have other blogs i will still use, but for now at least, this is where my posting here ends.

goodbye to everyone who enjoyed my writing, and i sincerely hope i find motivation to continue someday.

[butch-blu-scout]

Fluffy Scout finding an injured animal and being an expert on caring for them? Also the animal becomes the Team mascot?

OOOOOO! Okay- I'm gonna pick a lesser prairie chicken! Which look like this!

Scout loves animals.

We all know this. This man grew up with cats, dogs, a bird or two. He's had 'em all and he loves animals.

I like to think he volunteers at animal shelters whenever he goes back home.

Anyway-

So Scout's out on his morning run, and he's on his way back to the base. It's hot, he's sweaty, and Scout wants nothing more than to get back into the air conditioned base.

Until he hears some weak chirps

Of course, he can't ignore the weak sound so, despite how close he is to being back, he follows the sound.

After ten minutes of careful tip-toeing and listening he finds it.

A little prairie chicken... with a broken wing.

It tried to hop away, but the poor thing really couldn't get too far.

So Scout, a sucker for animals and ESPECIALLY animals in need, takes off his shirt, gently corrals the bird into a sort of baby-sling-shirt contraption. And then he gently carries it back to the base.

Of course, he can't really fix it by himself (he doesn't have the supplies) but you know who does?

Medic. Medic does, SO Scout takes the lil guy to Medic.

Medic is not amused.

He does NOT want some wild, potentially DISEASED, bird anywhere near his doves. So he just gives Scout the supplies and kicks him tf out.

So Scout, with his minimal experience taking care of injured animals decides to ask everyone else for help. But mostly Sniper.

Because Sniper could help. For sure.

And shockingly Sniper does help.

Once Scout and Sniper have the bird patched up, they decide make it a little home. But they don't have enough stuff.

So they ask everyone to help out.

The little prairie chicken gets silk blankets from spy, a lot of straw/bedding fluff from Soldier (Don't ask), a tiny house built by Engie, a little heater from Demo, several tiny pillows from Heavy, and the whole thing is decorated with stickers and paint by Pyro (It is actually horrifying to look at but don't tell him).

Even Medic chips in with feeding essentials.

Eventually though, the bird heals, and it's time to let it go

But it doesn't leave.

They try really hard (Read: they immediately let it stay because they love this silly bird) but this little chicken refuses to go.

So they keep it.

And finally, she gets a name

Penny.

Penny the Prairie chicken :)

[tf2-x-reader]

oh god i forgot about this blog. wow ok. im gonna try and go through this shit and do some asks oh my god. sorry to like everyone who has been waiting for me jeez

[tf2-x-reader]

okay im probably gonna go through asks NOT CHRONOLOGICALLY but in order of which will either

- take me the least time

or

- be the easiest

so i can try and get to all of them as fast as i can

[tf2-x-reader]

The idea of the team not believing Scout has a S/O is so funny. Imagine he has a S/O who he’s long distance with, they can’t visit each other often but they’re always writing letters back and forth, and he talks about them constantly. This S/O’s existence is debatable at first so everyone goes “uh huh, sure Scout.” But Scout seems like he’s REALLY committing to the bit, its been months now and there’s still more letters. Maybe some of them start believing him, maybe not.

Then his S/O finally gets to visit him on base.

(assuming 'you' as the s/o here)

when you show up to the base, almost everyone is just GAWKING. basically the only ones who started believing scout before you showed up were engie and pyro. but like, most of them just cannot believe their eyes.

scout is notorious for fibbing to make himself look cooler, total chick/hunk repellant, probably never even had a partner, and everyone was pretty sure he was still stuck on miss pauling despite her repeated rejections.

but... you're real. scout somehow managed to get an actual partner, and they can see you, and you're saying hi and asking where scout is.

wow. okay. it's probably demo who leads you to his room. pulls you aside and is like hey don't mind all the staring, we just thought he was lying to us about you even existing

[tf2-x-reader]

oh god i forgot about this blog. wow ok. im gonna try and go through this shit and do some asks oh my god. sorry to like everyone who has been waiting for me jeez

[tf2-x-reader]

uh hello!!- do u write like dating pyro and stuff?- I know other blogs that don't, incase I asked something that wasn't allowed!! have a good day-

absolutely!

and. ough. not trying to start discourse or whatever but. blogs that refuse to write pyro dating hcs make me a tad uncomfortable because. gah i dunno. pyro is heavily implied to be non-binary through the gender mysteriousness and to have some kind of mental illness through viewing the world as something else and etc. and people refusing to do pyro dating hc when they will do all the other mercs feels. gross. and weird. to me. it's pretty high-key infantilization of mentally ill/non-binary people. i dunno.

tl:dr yes, i will totally write pyro x reader!!

[tf2-x-reader]

Okay, so, um. Here goes. Idk if you do this and if you don’t it’s totally fine!! But I was wondering if you could do some general hc’s about being in a relationship with scout and medic at the same time? With a ftm trans reader? If not it’s okay tho! Your writing is really good!!

oh totally!! i'm willing to do a lot of stuff as long as it isn't like.. gross/illegal. and this is totally cool!!

(also sorry it took so long sjsvdjdbd)

scout & medic with ftm reader

you have TWO HANDS!

one each for your bfs <3

together with both of them at the same time? it would be like a whirlwind

scout's a total doting sweetheart (sometimes to an annoying point, but you find it sweet) and medic's a deranged sweetheart (sometimes to a scary point, but you find it hot)

cuddles are always fun bc medic likes to big spoon and scout likes being held

so you get to be the meat in a big ol man sandwich at cuddlytimes :)

medic probably prefers handholding, back rubs, etc, other forms of physical affection, over cuddling

doesn't mean he doesn't like it! he loves cuddling. but he especially loves holding your hand more than anything else

meanwhile scouts a total fiend for a good snuggle, so it balances out

their favorite 'date' is staying home and watching tv/movies together

medic probably will be willing to do top surgery for you whenever you want, assuming you haven't already gotten it

usually he's very unethical about his surgeries but he tries to be decently sanitary whenever he operates on you because he really cares about you and doesn't want you to get like, a deadly infection or something

i feel like they both use pet names in pretty equal number?

medic would use mostly german ones

liebling, bärchen, spatz, hase, schatz

scout would use petnames not just a lot but CONSTANTLY

babycakes, honeypie, baby, babe, darling, sweetheart, sweetie, sweetiepie, hun, honey, honeybun, honeybee, cutie, cutiepie, etc. etc.

you're barely ever called your name with them because it's always sweet little terms of endearment

probably also some little nickname versions of your name, too

[tf2-x-reader]

hello dear, i just want to know if this blog is still alive since you haven't said anything since May 14. I do have a request idea but I just want to know if your still here first.

this blog is still alive, yes! i just lost some writing steam and so i took a small break, but i am still working! and requests are still open, though like my pinned post says, i reserve the right to not do any requests that i don't want to.

...but i probably will do it shsvdjdh

[tf2-x-reader]

OUGH your writing is really good 💖💞💓 I hope you have a great day/night bc you deserve it !!

thank you very much!! you too ❤️

[tf2-x-reader]

Scout w/ clumsy reader 😫

i <3 this ask bc i too am a clumsy motherfucker so here ya go

scout x clumsy reader

he thinks it is just so wicked adorable sometimes

...but, he's just as clumsy as you

if not more so, tbh

you probably think hes wicked adorable too.

and you better bet the other mercs always joke about how you're perfect for each other because you're both always falling over and dropping stuff

scout falls over almost every time he tries to impress you

at least once, maybe twice a week

...and you probably do the same

mutual clumsiness and silliness. it's just cute

annoying sometimes sure, when you drop something important

but scout never judges you or laughs at you

not in seriousness at least

he does 'make fun of you for it' a lot but its all kidding around and fuckin with ya

he apologizes so fuckin much if he goes too far. again bc he knows what its like to be made fun of for being clumsy

(his brothers weren't exactly the nicest guys around town)

its like, the one thing he isn't an ass about

oh, and whichever one of you eventually proposes? you drop the ring and/or fall over when you kneel down. but he/you say yes <3

[tf2-x-reader]

Just wanted to let you know your writing is amazing!! I really love the stuff you’ve written so far ❤️❤️ I hope you have a fantastic day!

thank you so much!! i'm glad you enjoy and i hope i can keep giving!

❤️

(and i hope your day's great too!)

[tf2-x-reader]

can I get hcs for how sniper acts around his crush

done here!!

General hc about Sniper around his crush (reader)? :3 hope ur having a good day :3 i've already done him with a reader crush in this post h

sorry it's like a triple link here but ive done sniper with crush stuff across a couple posts already djdgsjd

[tf2-x-reader]

General hc about Sniper around his crush (reader)? :3 hope ur having a good day :3

i've already done him with a reader crush in this post here!

Hiiii :)) Can you write how mercs are around their crush. (you can do support class only of you are busy) very busy rn so only doing support

however i will add a couple little things

probably invites you to his camper to hang out once he gets more bold

to watch tv probably, just hang. spend time together

but still he definitely does NOT try physical contact with you

eeeeever

he's really careful about that kind of thing

but.

he probably will take his hat off around you, and his glasses, then. lets you See him.

that's just a normal person thing to do for most people. but for sniper it's really special.

the average person hardly even gets to know what color his hair or eyes are

but you know, because he lets you see

and that's really special for him. it's a kind of vulnerability.

[tf2-x-reader]

Hiiii :)) Can you write how mercs are around their crush. (you can do support class only of you are busy)

very busy rn so only doing support classes but np!!

spy

already did spy around his crush in https://tf2-x-reader.tumblr.com/post/683703862528524288/hey-i-hope-your-askbox-isnt-too-full-atm-but

enjoy!!

medic

he uses so, SO many petnames

english ones and german ones, but mostly german ones

liebling, bärchen, spatz, hase, and schatz are some of his favorites

tells his crush so many stories about himself too, really opens up to them more than anyone else

most of the stories are "felonies" or "atrocities"

but when you're cool with it all? he falls even more in love

makes up reasons why he needs assistance in the medbay or assistance with surgeries so he has an excuse to spend more time with you

and if your hands brush when you hand him one of his tools? well, thats just a happy accident isn't it

talks about his birds a lot

also talks to his birds about you a lot

they're really affectionate to you, too, more than to other people

archimedes likes to try and nest in your hair, snuggle into the crooks of your elbows, etc.

medic tells you all the doves' names but you can probably not tell the difference

he's physically affectionate too

lots of hand touching, passes it off as friendly, "oh its just how i am meine leibe"

he isnt though, it's mostly just you

also every time he needs you to get out of the way he'll move you with a hand on your hip instead of asking you to move

sniper

sniper is kind of a disaster, so

does not say anything

like at all

maybe starts calling you "love" or "darl" or "roo" to try and break the ice a bit, see what you think of it

probably lots of australian colloquialisms he tends not to use around the others

generally strange dude

veery awkward

barely even speaks to you. literally.

partially the nervousness of "oh fuck crush"

partially just the way that he is as a person

gives you little carcass gifts like a cat leaving stuff on your doorstep

makes you a human and animal teeth necklace, acts like its totally normal

love language is being strange and giving funky gifts like bird-bone earrings, or putting some iguana claws on a bracelet for you

little freaky at first probably. but eventually you realize it's something like a strange bushman mating ritual