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I‘m a turtle but my spirit animal is a sparrow I like crows tho

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“Getting out of bed” is such a bullshit objective who thought of this

[choko-lates-choka]

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he slide

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me: is participating in a social activity

me: „alright enough of this for the next four years bye“

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thug life bro uh bro I’m all about that hug life come here imma show what a good hugger I am

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i love how on tumblr it’s socially acceptable to spam someone with likes and then on Instagram it’s a sin never to be forgotten

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I’m always acting. My most advanced role is the one of “the Fool”.

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anybody know how to cancel my subscription for my period?

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me only love is a loaf o bread

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It’s 1 am, I just took the wizarding world house quiz on another account, being so sure to get slytherin (like always) but now I got Ravenclaw and now I’m having an existential crisis

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your crimes are known. the frog council sits in judgement.

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I opened Tumblr and almost screamed

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the guilt has hold of you. confess

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their sins outnumber mine, so they would do good to live their lifes in ignorant bliss until the day I have redeemed myself. the day, I became the judge of their ways they tried so desperately to bring upon me.

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sometimes I wish my brain wouldn’t have such a weird sense of humour, like really? this is what you decided to produce serotonin over?

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*holds you at gunpoint* give me your dignity

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can the sun just stop? I mean I’m not going around blasting light in people’s face, so why do we letting her get a pass with it EVERY DAY?? it’s rude just saying

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the problem is I have like no expectations for life but then in a lot of ways I have many expectations for life

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I don’t know how I had the strength to hold my warm delicious food all the way home without eating any of it but I feel like a god now

kneel

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ppl just come up to me??? talking? to me??? like bitch I’m trying to decend into Delirium here??

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so you’re just raising your voice at me like I’ll be emotionally stable enough to not cry??