That is One BLU Spy Alright

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Oooooooooo

[cosplaying-memester]

"No... that would be your mother! Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today."

[pybun]

battle scarred boi

[demandeauspyblu-blog]

Is this blog still alive?

(( Of sorts. I’m considering coming back but I made this blog such a long time ago. I still adore TF2, especially Sniper/Spy. Trouble is, things have changed on my end. Things were dark when I initially started this blog. It got darker before it got better.

I don’t speak to Inky much these days. They’re very busy, and looking forward to a wedding! I wish them the best. 

As for me, or rather, this blog, who’s to say I won’t surprise those that are left hanging around these tattered reblogs and asks with a whole new post? I may just do that. If only to say goodbye. Thank you for your patience. This ask has been sitting on my blog for, what? 200+ days? But that’s what happening. If anyone  wants, my main blog is @lycheely . I don’t update much with my life but I don’t get many asks on that blog.

Been dipping my toes in whole other fandoms if you have the patience to put up with it. Again, if I get a specific ask of some sort, I would be much more likely to reply as the BLU Spy there. Anyways, I’ll be seeing you. Hopefully soon. ))

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(( so who went to ax 2015 because mod did. and i went to the tf2 meetup. :D you all did amazing on your cosplays fyi! ))

[magiashley]

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Tick tock, goes the clock, ticking the time away... tick tock, tick tock, counting down the days...

.... Dare I ask what we’re counting down the days to?

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*bats lashes, smiling shyly* As one pathetic romantic to a brilliant, professional one, I humbly request your expert advice. How might a gal go about seducing a certain patriotic, loud-mouthed helmet head? (Also, ever caught a look at his "bazooka"? Is it big?)

My dear, there is no such thing as a pathetic romantic to a brilliant, professional one though I must say, your keen attempt at flattery did not go unnoticed. No, for you see, there is only a smart romantic who utilizes their skills in seduction for a life of mystery and intrigue as well as however short lived personal gain, and a romantic who settles for anything less. One of these two will lead to certain death in their youth. In your case, anon, I would recommend the one where you settle for less. 

Yes, I am indeed saying you dream too big if you really think you can romance a man as ... unique ... yes, let’s put it that way,  as Soldier. The man’s more interested in literally screwing Russian communist defactors contrary to his patriotic outbursts more than he is anything ... no scratch that. There are those raccoons and that evil wizard roommate of his. Anyway, best to drop him like RED and BLU dropped their mercenary’s contracts and find a better way to get your jollies off. Or whatever it is that American’s say. I’m not Soldier, I wouldn’t know. 

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Perhaps my ambush question was a little vague... I mean, Spy, have you ever come upon the filthy bushman in the showers and proceeded to have shower sex with him? It's the only time he would actually be somewhat /clean/ when you were, eh, fucking, I'd imagine.

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oh mr. spy you could kill me anytime :P <3

Sounds like a plan. Give me a time, a place, and I’ll see you there, mon petit chou.

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inkyshark replied to your post: anonymous asked:Do you like to bi...

He likes to be tied up and bitten all over~

Ah, and you would know this. Wouldn’t you?

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Describe how you would plan a perfect date together with a special someone ^^

A perfect date? With someone special? My dear, there are too many ways to go about answering this. I’ve had many special people, and many special dates. The most special ended with a handsome paycheck once I finished the mission and killed them of-Oh! Or did you mean in an actual romantic sense? Then I’m afraid the answer is ... much the same. Ahem. Let’s change the subject, yes? YES.

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Ever ambushed the Sniper in the showers?

Yes, and I would rather not talk about it. It was in the middle of battle and the moron decided that ‘Hey, this would be as good a time as any to finally take a goddamned shower!’ I mean, it worked in my favor. I killed the sniper, and they respawned naked and had to run back to the base. So it wasn’t all bad, I suppose.

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meet-the-red-femscout replied to your post: meet-the-red-femscout asked:HA! O...

Hey hey hey, I don’t know what the hell you’re talkin’ about! There are hundreds, na- THOUSANDS of people just linin’ up to get with me! Clearly, you just ain’t never seen real BEAUTY before!

...  Do explain to me why it is I see none of these ‘thousands’ lined up to lay a hand on your titless ass then, hm?

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just how long were you cooped up in that respawn machine!?

Long enough that it seems even Eugene is nowhere to be seen! Which is a blessing. I think I’ll celebrate by killing off any Sniper I see for the rest of the evening!

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Do you like to bite or be bitten? To tie someone up or be tied?

... I hate to repeat myself, but is this also a trick question?

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Bonjour~ What do you usually look for in a women, monsieur Spy?

... Is this a trick question? Are not all women as desirable as the next?