James Dennings

[cathepianist-blog]

"Sure, why the hell not?"

[demiguise-james]

"Great. You know how to play, right? 'Cause, I don't want to feel bad about beating someone who doesn't even know how to play."

[demiguise-james]

"Anyone up for a game to get my mind off things?"

[abriel-west]

"Isn’t he? Just a regular ball of Sunshine. Me personally, not so much though."

[demiguise-james]

"You just wait 'til he tries to put a Santa hat on you or something."

[abriel-west]

"All this hype over the holidays is making me sick."

[demiguise-james]

"Says the guy dating the most cheerful guy ever. I swear, that kid is like a ball of optimism."

[cathepianist-blog]

"Well, most everybody. Obviously like, small children are not. That’s not ok."

"I mean I am withholding my V card because there are no guys here that aren’t either taken, gay, or both that I’d be willing to give it to. Plus, then I’d have to start on birth control, and getting tested regularly. Seems like a lot of work. And it is a small town, people talk and contrary to popular belief, i do sometimes listen. From a psychological stand point, I doubt that as of your current mental, emotional, physical, and financial state, that you could manage to stay in a monogamous relationship.So, marriage is off the table, as is having a significant other. In layman’s terms, you come off as the kind of guy who is either having a dry spell or sleeping around."

[demiguise-james]

"V card? You're a virgin? I find that hard to believe. This is Crystalmont. Nobody over the age of sixteen is a virgin. That's my assumption, anyway."

"And, what the hell are you on about? Psychological mumbo-jumbo. I thought you wanted to be like... a musician or something? And 'ey, you know nothing of my current state in... any of those categories. I could be coming off as a guy who ran into a dry spell or is sleeping around, but be a totally devoted husband and father."

[cathepianist-blog]

"Ohh.. interesting.. So, you and I are like, the only ones in this town not getting laid? Cept I’m doing it on purpose."

[demiguise-james]

"Is everyone getting laid? Holy shit. Didn't know that."

"And, what do you mean 'cept you're doing it on purpose? How do you know I'm not getting laid, or that I don't have a girlfriend or something? Hell, I could be married. I am twenty-one after all."

[cathepianist-blog]

"Maybe for you it is. I like being able to get stuff from the store without dealing the aftermath of you being a little shit."

[demiguise-james]

"Oh calm down. If I piss him off, he has a boytoy to cheer him up now. Well, he's the boytoy, technically... but yeah."

[cathepianist-blog]

"Yup."

"You better put duct tape on that sticky note too. Cause no one wants to deal with your brother when he’s grumpy, and setting the kitchen on fire is probably a sure fire way to make him grumpy."

[demiguise-james]

"Yeah, there's that... then again, pissing him off is fun as hell."

[macy-ray]

"Well, if you can’t go to The Llama why don’t you try and find something else? It can’t be that hard, can it?"

[demiguise-james]

"Might be. I'm as picky as a six year old."

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[cathepianist-blog]

"Graduation can not come fast enough. Tin foil and any other kind of foil in the microwave is a no no."

[demiguise-james]

"Oh, right, you're a high school kid, aren't you?"

"Oh, well... I'll put a sticky note on the microwave so I'll remember that."

[cathepianist-blog]

"It’s official. You’re an idiot. What did you do, wrap it in tin foil and stick in the the microwave with a match?"

[demiguise-james]

"I'm smart! Well... smart 'nuff."

"Tin foil in the microwave? Are you not supposed to do that or something?"

[cathepianist-blog]

"You’re kidding, right? Ramen is like, the easiest thing ever to cook."

[demiguise-james]

"That didn't stop me from catching my brother's kitchen on fire last time I tried to make it."

[macy-ray]

"Is ‘The Llama’ the only place this town talks about? Because that’s all I’ve heard about lately."

[demiguise-james]

"How the fuck should I know? I'm just hungry."

[cathepianist-blog]

"Depends, do you have all the stuff to make one?"

[demiguise-james]

"Make one? Do I look like I have any idea how to cook a burger? I can't even cook ramen."

[demiguise-james]

"Is there even place to get a burger other than the Llama in this town?"

[demiguise-james]

"So..."

[minigodofthunder]

"James I am sorry,but that is no body of a god….. this is a body of a god. "

[demiguise-james]

"You wish you had the body of a God like me. You have the body of a neanderthal. There's a difference, Tommy."