jazmyn

[technofeudalism]

[technofeudalism]

[mouth-less]

[wayneradiotv]

guillermo del toro’s little brother

[newtgeiszler]

every time i see this post i forget the punchline. and it’s always so fucking good

[depsidase]

[airsignz]

[charlottan]

kind of a milf. reblog

[gotterhag]

hello?

[the-hydroxian-artblog]

[nano-bungo]

I have no idea what is the context behind this, but this radiates tumblr energy

[charlottan]

the only context is this post. hope that helps

[horrorofthebeast]

this.... this is tumblr...

[killtheteendream]

[firekill1015]

This ur own fault for not adhering to the 3.4 oz rule

[frosty-the-snowden]

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

This is the funniest fucking post I’ve ever seen

[mon-fx]

Honestly, if you can hijack a plane with like 4 ounces of skin care products - you deserve that plane

[joeyclaire]

steven is a really funny character actually. he never went to school. one of his powers is astral projection for no real reason. hes a musical prodigy. he was so traumatized by the end of the show they had to make an entire epilogue series about it. he spent seven years looking like a 3rd grader. he was even bisexual

[joeyclaire]

he went to the center of the earth. he saved the world in flip flops. he broke his bones every day and didnt even notice. he killed someone

[pawpels]

he didn’t have a bellybutton. he actively chose to eat super crispy bits of potato that got left in the deep fryer. he lived in a house but his dad lived in a car within walking distance of his house. he could revive people from the dead. all of his clothes were concert merchandise. he had an outdoor washing machine. he was put on trial for murder. he broke both federal and state child labor laws

[imhereformysciencefriends]

The murder he was on trial for was different than the murder he committed

[hedronalignment]

The murder he went on trial for was a murder his mom committed. The victim of the murder was also his mom.

[joeyclaire]

he plead guilty

[nyctosaurid]

the secret life of pets trailer where the guinea pig fucks the computer mouse is legitimately the most uncomfortable thing i’ve ever seen in a kids movie trailer and if its orgasm face has to be stuck in my mind for the rest of my life then you all might as well share my burden

[d12460n]

[chubbyarcanine]

I hate everything

[cookie-waffle-deactivated202511]

someone actually put real time and effort into animating this… Imagine having to sit there for hours animating a guinea pig thrusting it’s dick into a computer mouse over and over…

[ace-pervert]

@guineapiggies

i’m so sorry

[tw-evan-deactivated20170827]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A KIDS MOVIE??? LMAO

[cvberitual]

[buckybarnesss]

there’s 300 years between kotor and swtor so roughly to put some context on it’s like us looking back at the american revolution. roughly 15 generations.

so satele and theron are going through it in shadow of revan because it’d be like if one of our ancestors from the 1700s popped up and started shit. they should’ve shoved grandpa in the backseat and told him to shut up no one has time for his identity crisis yet again.

[ginger-ale-official]

McDonald’s should start selling 99 cent margaritas

[kingdeath000]

McDonald's should start doing abortions

[hornyengineergaming]

[shartingan]

[joy4]

[kakashihasibs]

Happy wet idiot Wednesday

Credit to @pax-thuban for the kakashi covered in suspicious fluid (the 6th one)

[12thdominant-deactivated2019010]

Was watching an Amy Winehouse documentary and just found she knows the truth about Pisces

[tourfilm]

oh yeah heres my collection of 2021 headlines that i forgot to post when the year ended

[manny-jacinto]

Waterloo I was defeated, you won the war Waterloo Promise to love you forever more

MAMMA MIA! (2008)

[ivolein]

@i-am-a-hog YOUR TAGS

[illsayprettyplease]