DEMIODDS

Percy Jackson incorrect quotes

[demiodds]

So Poseidon is basically the destructive God of nature's wrath and natural disasters, but dont think about Percy tapping into that dark, unrelenting power when he learns his friend Jason Grace, his brother in arms, is dead at the hands of the triumvirate.

dont think aboUT IT–

[thoughtsandtrinkets]

I can’t wait. I can’t wait for the anger and despair. Percy is going to hurt. Heck, we’re all hurt about Jason’s death. Percy is going to absolutely tear Jason’s killers apart. He’ll get revenge for the fandom. All of the seven will.

[demiodds]

don’t you mean all of the six will

[demiodds]

12th july is soon

it is…

- the day king henry viii married his last wife

- the day alexander hamilton’s died

- time to get ready for halloween

- malala’s birthday 

but most importantly…

it is

ANNABETH CHASE’S BIRTHDAY

[pippip-cheerio]

- time to get ready for halloween

[f-aggotry]

Did

They

Stutter

It’s Spoopy time

[demiodds]

12th july is soon

it is...

- the day king henry viii married his last wife

- the day alexander hamilton’s died

- time to get ready for halloween

- malala’s birthday 

but most importantly...

it is

ANNABETH CHASE’S BIRTHDAY

[demiodds]

So Poseidon is basically the destructive God of nature's wrath and natural disasters, but dont think about Percy tapping into that dark, unrelenting power when he learns his friend Jason Grace, his brother in arms, is dead at the hands of the triumvirate.

dont think aboUT IT--

[demiodds]

Narcissus: My one true love remains myself

Leo: At least you don't have to worry about rejection

Narcissus: Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally just to keep it interesting

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Jason: If Annabeth and Grover jumped off a building, would–

Percy: Probably

[snuggly-eve]

Percy: But let’s be honest, if Annabeth jumped off a building there’s probably a dam good reason why, so who am I to question it?

Lester: someone with a self-preservation instinct?

Piper: I don’t think you know who you’re talking to here

[demiodds]

epic addition thank you

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Kidnapper [on phone]: We have your son.

Annabeth: I don't have a son

Kidnapper: Then who just asked for chocolate milk with a blue straw and made us cut the crust off his pb&j?

Annabeth: oh my god

Kidnapper: what

Annabeth: you have my boyfriend

[demiodds]

Annabeth: School doesn't test your intelligence, it tests your memory.

Percy: It tests my patience

Frank: It tests my ability to hold my pee

Piper: It tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch

[demiodds]

Jason: If Annabeth and Grover jumped off a building, would--

Percy: Probably

[demiodds]

Chiron: And if you see Percy, give him this message.

Chiron: [makes a neutral face]

Chiron: He'll know what it means.

[later]

Annabeth: Oh, and Chiron said to give you a message.

Annabeth: [makes a neutral face]

Percy: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure

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Percy: Please say words of encouragement so I don't murder Octavian right now

Annabeth: There's no blue food in prison

Percy: [sighs] Thank you.

[demiodds]

Leo: Hey Calypso

Calypso: What's up, lover?

Calypso: loser* hahaha OOPS autocorrect

Leo: This is a spoken conversation

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Caligula: Congrats Jason! You won a lifetime supply of tangerines!

Jason: But you only gave me one tangerine

Caligula, pulling out an arrow: Yep

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Percy: So you're not going to get revenge today?

Annabeth: No, Percy, I'm not.

Percy: Okayy, then I won't bring your credit card that I cut into a ninja star

Annabeth: You cut my credit card?!

Percy: Into a NINJA STAR

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Hazel: it's dark. I can't see

Frank, patting Hazel: It's okay I got this

Frank: *stomps foot and sketchers light up*

[demiodds]

Will: You'll machete through this

Will: Autocorrect I mean make it

Will: Please don't machete your way through this

Nico: Too late

[demiodds]

Leo: Wait. Do you smell that?

Percy: What? Monsters??

Leo: No, worse. *points to Piper and Jason*

Leo: The scent of sexual tension