I Like Cuddles and Pink Things

22, She/Her, Trans/Lesbian Icon by @fallofthecelestial

[dapper-lil-arts]

evil pomni: youre a good kisser ragatha but also A FAGGOT

Loved this ask so much I had to draw it

[yixaun]

🐉🐉Rp

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

Folk, I’m gonna vaguepost for a sec here, but it’s an important one.

If you are in the United States and not employed by a zoo or sanctuary or a veterinarian working with a facility, if anyone for any reason offers to allow you to touch a big cat, please do not do it.

No matter how much you want to, no matter how much it is a dream, understand that it is a violation of federal law that could get the facility the cat lives at in very serious trouble. It does not matter if it is through the fence, or in the context of a trained behavior, or if the cat is on a leash. Even if it feels “safe” or they swear the facility condones it.

It’s starting to appear that lots of zookeepers have not been informed appropriately about the scope of the law - or in cases where they do know it’s inappropriate, they are sometimes being overridden by their management and forced to allow encounters. (Even at accredited facilities!)

We do not know exactly what the penalties could be for that happening within an accredited zoo (yay badly implemented laws) but it typically comes down to being risk to a) the cat’s welfare b) the facility’s ability to have any big cats at all and c) someone, either the facility owner or the person offering, could go to jail or pay serious fines. There are two instances of this happening at AZA zoos that were leaked recently and we may now find out how bad it’s going to get for them.

Lots of facilities will have big cat pelts as educational biofacts that they will allow you to touch. You do not ever need to take the risk associated with touching a live big cat - generally anywhere, and especially in the US.

And for some reason, if you ever are in that situation and unethical enough to actually touch the cat? Don’t post it on social media and definitely don’t make that post public. 🙄

[thepervertlesbian]

Perfectly lined up

Beautiful

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

i am at animal urgent care with nora, she was wheezing fast this morning and having trouble breathing, they said it looks like fluid in her chest. i'm paying for x-rays cause i don't know what else to do, but i'm gonna need a lot of help making rent after this and i already wrote my landlord the check. please help with anything if you can

@orbis3 on vmo

$0/$1415

[akihatohnoofficial]

I couldn’t date a tsundere because she’d say something like “I don’t even like you! Hmph!” and then I would run directly in front of the nearest car

[fluxion-fluent]

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[leiten7]

[coldgoldlazarus]

Princess who has a harem of her personal maid, her personal lady knight, the eccentric young court mage, and the dragongirl who accidentally kidnapped her that one time

[coldgoldlazarus]

She's also an extremely subby pillow princess, fittingly enough, and loves when they force themselves on her.

The maid often makes a game of how much she can get away with doing to her in public without attracting suspicion, though it has led to some incidents of being humiliated in front of her subjects. In private, the princess doesn't usually bother wearing clothes other than stockings and bridal gauntlets most of the time, with how often her dresses would get torn off anyway.

One time the knight got a little too rough with her while venting some frustrations through sex, and guiltily confessed to the queen about having injured her daughter. The queen, knowing her daughter, just gave the knight a high-five and encouraged her to keep it up.

The dragon kidnapping incident, while predicated on a series of misunderstandings and shenanigans, also wound up turning into an absolutely wild sex vacation as she convinced the dragon to make up for this by railing her without break until she got rescued. It took the knight a few days to find her, and on getting there, the barely-conscious but absolutely blissed-out Princess asked her to join in for a bit before taking them back to the kingdom.

The mage meanwhile matches the princess for subbiness and also enjoys being used by the other three, but she also likes to summon dangerous tentacle monsters from cursed otherworlds to violate the whole polycule.

[arturia-giallo]

Relaxing Mudrock by ZZZ [Twitter/X] ※Illustration shared with permission from the artist. If you like this artwork please support the artist by visiting the source.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[casuallyodd]

Both of these tags are right. I love when a cat will just put up with your silly human games. They love you and know you love them and are just happy with you.

[scruffyturtles]

Rich girl jokes

[drtrinitysantos]

coffeeshops used to give you a free drink for your birthday and now they just text you like "Hey bestie! Since you're a CoffeePoints™ rewards™ member, order yourself a birthday treat right now in our app™ and you will receive two (2) extra CoffeePoints™ with your purchase!! That's two points closer to a 1500 CoffeePoints™ reward™: your choice of one (1) disposable napkin*!!!"

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[b0tster]

out n about 🪄✨️🔆

[casceth]

POV: you are about to die 100 times

[animentality]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

if you comment some demanding shit like this on fanfic writers’ works, you don’t deserve the privilege of getting to read fanfiction for free

[killergirlfuria]

Fun fact! Demanding updates is also likely to make authors delay them, either out of spite, or because you bring their mood too low to effectively write!

For me it causes both <3

[animentality]

[arrowandaxe]

[bee-in-your-binnet]

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

[gallusrostromegalus]

Thoughts, in approximate order:

You know, given how C. lupus, C. lupus familiaris, and C. latrans can all create perfectly viable hybrids, and that the proto-dogs that domestic dogs descended from much more resembled coyotes than wolves, it's not really a surprise that some yotes are experimenting with domestication.

Goddamn that lady must be fucking shredded to be able to chase down a coyote through a swamp.

"Don't let wild animals into your house, you are not going to make Dogs 2.0, you're going to get injured and the animal killed." is probably obvious enough advice that I don't need to put it in the tags as a reminder.

...I know more than four people on this site that have poisoned themselves trying out 'foraging guides' they found online, two people IRL who tried to keep raccoons at pets, and have a family member who got hospitalized for Cat Scratch Fever after grabbing a feral cat bare-handed. This is apparently, not obvious enough.

Do Not Attempt To Domesticate Coyotes