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I'm Chia If you send me happy stuff in my ask, I'll send you happy stuff back :-) I'm nicer than i seem :P I blog what makes me happy I love AFI, Bastille, and Jolly Anything else?

[the-bee-graveyard]

I’m done with this heat bullshit when is Halloween

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Me

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Kinda missing this, kinda loving my blonde

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I'm only able to take about 1 good picture every few months

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I'm back.... empty hallway

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There are times when I get lonely, and I wish I had someone I can be with, hug, kiss, hold, etc.... but the part that always wins out is the part of me that enjoys my freedom too much, and I think all the gaslighting narcissism from my past relationships has a lot to do with that. Gone are the days of having my "boyfriend" yell at me for kissing him wrong at the store and embarrassing him, of getting mad at me for making plans with my sister without asking his permission first, of my parents making family plans and him getting mad at me for not making him a priority, i could honestly go on but he's the victim here I guess... I love being able to pack my daughter up and us go out to eat, go shopping, to the park, without worrying whether or not HE will get mad at me for not putting him above my daughter...

[31miw-inkpsycho]

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[titaniumstark]

Me posting on tumblr:

[suspend]

“If you’re reading this… Congratulations, you’re alive. If that’s not something to smile about, then I don’t know what is.”

— (via bloody)

[crap-userrname16]

[grainadloafs-deactivated2021101]

debra messing not understanding how dating works has been the highlight of my day

[hereforthenight-deactivated2020]

these are literal screen grabs from my mind

[bleachandgrenadine]

Things Edward Could’ve Said That Sound Less Suspicious

Bella: Your eyes are a different color, did you get contacts?

Edward: Uh haha yeah I did. I think they look pretty cool.

Edward: *stops the car and saves Bella* Hey are you ok? *stands up, pretends his arm hurts* Awesome I’m gonna get this looked at now.

*Tells Carlisle. Comes back to school with arm in a cast and sling*

Bella: How did you stop that car? You were amazing.

Edward: Well sadly I wasn’t bit by a radioactive spider and I don’t have superpowers. Doctor said it was an adrenaline rush, it’s a common natural response to life or death situations. Basically it maximizes your body’s physical capabilities. So yeah it’s like temporary super strength and speed. Crazy shit.

Bella: You’re so cold. I can’t feel your pulse.

Edward: I have hypothyroidism and bradycardia.

Bella: Aren’t you going to eat something?

Edward: I have to be on a special diet.

Bella: Oh right, your condition, sorry.

This list could go on and on. You’d think after being a mind reading vampire for 91 years you’d learn a thing or two about being a good liar. SHEESH.

[paledreamy]

THESE GLASSES HAVE SPECIAL LENSES WHICH TURN LIGHTS INTO HEARTS

edit: for everyone asking they’re called love lenses & they were $20 on lovelenses.com

[darknightwing]

Bitches really paying $20 for an astigmatism… its me, im bitches

[hotwreck]

Good news! They’re only $9 at the moment

[bitchin--wiccan]

THEY ACTUALLT WORK this changes everything

[lifeasisabella]

THESE MAKE LATE NIGHT WALKS AMAZING

The hearts are way clearer than you’d expect and they don’t mess with your vision too much to walk in them

[harrryhasmyheart]

this is how harry styles sees the world

[sensitivelilghost]

these seem like a truly necessary purchase

[demolition-muffin]

I would love my astigmatism a lot more if it was like this