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Last Hope. | via Facebook on We Heart It.

[duxuebing]

Photography by Xuebing DU

[sydneyrwagner-deactivated202008]

Close-up at Givenchy A/W 2018 Couture // Photo courtesy of Vogue

[gunvolt]

im going to have a stroke

[prideling]

Instead try… Person A: You know… the thing Person B: The “thing”? Person A: Yeah, the thing with the little-! *mutters under their breath* Como es que se llama esa mierda… THE FISHING ROD

[artykyn]

As someone with multiple bilingual friends where English is not the first language, may I present to you a list of actual incidents I have witnessed:

Forgot a word in Spanish, while speaking Spanish to me, but remembered it in English. Became weirdly quiet as they seemed to lose their entire sense of identity.

Used a literal translation of a Russian idiomatic expression while speaking English. He actually does this quite regularly, because he somehow genuinely forgets which idioms belong to which language. It usually takes a minute of everyone staring at him in confused silence before he says “….Ah….. that must be a Russian one then….”

Had to count backwards for something. Could not count backwards in English. Counted backwards in French under her breath until she got to the number she needed, and then translated it into English.

Meant to inform her (French) parents that bread in America is baked with a lot of preservatives. Her brain was still halfway in English Mode so she used the word “préservatifes.” Ended up shocking her parents with the knowledge that apparently, bread in America is full of condoms.

Defined a slang term for me……. with another slang term. In the same language. Which I do not speak.

Was talking to both me and his mother in English when his mother had to revert to Russian to ask him a question about a word. He said “I don’t know” and turned to me and asked “Is there an English equivalent for Нумизматический?” and it took him a solid minute to realize there was no way I would be able to answer that. Meanwhile his mom quietly chuckled behind his back.

Said an expression in English but with Spanish grammar, which turned “How stressful!” into “What stressing!”

Bilingual characters are great but if you’re going to use a linguistic blunder, you have to really understand what they actually blunder over. And it’s usually 10x funnier than “Ooops it’s hard to switch back.”

[fuurin-senpai]

Also: bilingual character holding back giggles because something in one language sounds a lot like something very different in another language

[monzterzack]

Also also: innuendos… lots of innuendos

[d-is4delightful-blog]

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[that-twink-over-there]

Now THIS is my aesthetic

[roseplans-blog]

- ̗̀ roseplans presents: A STUDY SERVER  -

Hello everyone!! I’m very excited to present this to the studyblr community, as it’s something I was really passionate about! I’ve created a studyblr discord chat for all students and learners alike to join! We’re a community focused on growing and encouraging others and ourselves! 

If you’d like to join, it’s very simple! There’s just a few things you gotta do! 

- FIRST, please make sure you’re FOLLOWING ME. This will allow me to keep track and reach out to you!

- SECONDLY, please make sure you REBLOG this post, and in the tags (or adding to the post) please state that you would like to join! Likes, unfortunately do not count, as it’s not a clear statement that you’d like to join!

- I will then be sending you a message shortly, either through tumblrs IM or askbox (so please make sure your asks are open, or else I won’t be able to contact you!) Included will be instructions and a link to join the discord server. 

- If you don’t know what discord is/don’t have one, don’t worry! I’m more than happy to talk you through it and help out. It’s easy once you get the hang of it! You can either download the app, OR use the desktop site, works either for computers or mobile!

And that’s it! It’s super simple, and easy to get involved! I’m really excited about this server and all it entails, so please spread the word and join! Also, if you’re interested in becoming a moderator of this server, please include that in your tags during your reblog OR let me know when I message you! There will be a separate application for that!

If you have any questions, please message me here, tag me at #roseplans, or feel free to email me at [email protected]! 

[demonetised]

hey, can ya girl join?

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