I Play Warframe And Reblog Stuff

Valkyr fills me with strength

[ritasanderson]

not.how you talk to women

[ritasanderson]

POV you are a beautiful woman in the crown army of perhaps a dead bird who is about to be eaten

[rrrryekoon]

𝑅𝑎𝑝. 𝑇𝑎𝑝. 𝑇𝑎𝑝.

[themeatlad]

Well hello, Follie!

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[mabelcreature]

animals with a lot of legs

[notyournightsky]

When a mommy hates a daddy very much, mommy will conspire with daddy’s coworkers to discreetly steal his genetic material during a night of passion between daddy and his two coworkers who hate each other almost as much as they hate daddy, so that mommy can use daddy’s genetic material to create a living bomb that she will detonate to breach a locked tomb that only opens for daddy or a close blood relative, like a living bomb made out of one half of daddy’s stolen dna, that contains the death of daddy and his evil empire, and sometimes mommy will fail because one person in her ill advised polyclue, who is actually two people in one body but only one of them knows this and who are both daddy’s coworkers but not the ones who stole his dna, will push mommy with her living bomb out of an airlock during which she will die and fall down onto a decrepit planet that guards the locked tomb with her still alive and undetonated bomb. And that’s how babies are made!

[yeahiwasintheshit]

lol

[kookykuni]

Harrowhark, visibly distraught, wracked with guilt, five seconds away from shaking apart: My parents killed 200 children ranging from infants to teenagers in order to ensure I was born a necromancer

John "I didn't mean to nuke Melbourne" Gaius, having eaten the entire solar system for breakfast: ok, and? lol

[summersong2262]

Also John: "Oh gosh Harrow, you also totally didn't actually break into the tomb. You probably did SOMETHING (you poor girl) but not that, because I'm too smart for a lock I designed ten thousand years ago to ever be broken".

[strawlessandbraless]

Great-Eared Nightjar aka the ‘baby Dragon’ bird Appreciation Post 🐉 🐥

📷 credit: Live Science

[evilwizard]

fuck i think i left my arcane talisman of +2 jumping in one of the village’s many random large breakable pots

[amateur-wizard]

FUUUCK when you told me to hide the Golden Idol of Divine Resilience I put it on a ledge only accessible with a boosted jump....

[evilwizard]

dude we are fucking screwed

[invasivefungus]

Predasite plushie pattern

Red lines are only for fur patterns, ignore them if you want a simpler plush.

Feel free to make any kind of changes (bigger ears, different fur pattern etc etc).

I will be making pattern for head that is more similar to in-game floof model too, I'll add it later.

Example of finished plushie:

(also please please tag me if you ever make one, i'd love to see it :3)

[tibbsdibbs]

Hey locked tomb fandom? Has this been done yet? Can someone do it properly?

[nottoonedin]

Did I do this right-

[tibbsdibbs]

YES OMG ITS PERFECT THANK YOU <3

[dunkstein]

Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her

[dunkstein]

You specifically understand

[ozth]

[ritasanderson]

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!

[ritasanderson]

oh my goddddd

[ritasanderson]

don't worry guys, there's more

[mouthtapedguy]

lions are very mean and like jellyfish

[lotusshim554]

Love her helmet's shape

[housewasp]

Impressions of an encroaching storm.

[wanderer2somewhere]

DUNKING ON BALLAS IN THE BIG 25 WE LOVE TO SEE IT