DEMON'S DIRTY WORK.

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FACEBOOK MESSAGE FROM STACEY EVANS,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR SAMMY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUUUU!1!!

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ACTUALLY THIRTY (OR SOMETHING) ((ARE YOU THIRTY, FLIRTY AND THRIVING?)) (((YOU'RE ALLOWED TO BE FLIRTY AS LONG AS IT ISN'T WITH BLAINE))) (((I AM STILL SO UPSET HE HAS A BOYFRIEND (((BUT I'M GLAD IT'S NOT YOU BECAUSE THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A BETRAYAL AND A SLAP IN THE FACE AND THAT IS NOT SOMETHING I COULD LIVE WITH AS YOUR ONLY ((((AND BEST)))) SISTER))) ((((DO YOU THINK I HAVE A CHANCE OR ARE HIM AND KURT A FORREAL THING?))))))

STEVIE SAYS HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUT IN A WOMP WOMP TONE ((YOU KNOW, LIKE THE PEANUTS? LIKE CHARLIE BROWN. OF COURSE YOU KNOW)) SOMETIMES WHEN HE TALKS, ALL I HEAR IS THE WOMP WOMP WOMPS, IT'S BETTER THAT WAY!! WE GOT YOU A GIFT AND MOM  HAS BEEN WORKING LATELY SO IT GOT MAILED LATE (((I KNOW MOM WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!!??!?!?!!))) I TRIED TO TELL HER BUT YOU KNOW HOW STUBBORN MOM IS LIKE SHE DOESNT EVEN LISTEN TO ME ANYMORE BECAUSE I AM "SASSING" HER AND I AM NOT SASSING HER THIS IS MY VOICE AND THIS IS HOW I TALK AND I AM SORRY BUT MOM IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE HEAT GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN!!!

BUT DON'T ACTUALLY BECAUSE I'M REALLY NOT THAT GOOD AT COOKING AND I DONT WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE ON TV DINNERS AND CHEF B. 

BUT IN ALL SERIOUSNESS I WANTED TO MESSAGE YOU TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND THAT I LOVE YOU A LOT AND YOU'RE MY FAVORITE BROTHER AND I MISS YOU A LOT SAMMY!!!!!

ALSO I WAS WONDERING, CAN I COME LIVE WITH YOU? ((THIS IS A SERIOUS QUESTION BECAUSE I LOVE AND I MISS YOU)) I FEEL LIKE I HAVE OUTGROWN KENTUCKY AND I NEED TO SPREAD MY WINGS AND FLY AND IF MOM HAS TO DEAL WITH STEVIE ALL THE TIME SHE WOULD APPRECIATE ME A MILLION TIMES MORE AND REALIZE I AM THE GOLDEN CHILD, I AM THE CHOSEN ONE AND I THINK THAT'S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING.

I PROMISE I WON'T END UP LIKE 90210, BUT IT'D BE REALLY COOL LIVING WITH MY FAVORITE BROTHER IN THE SUN AND IT'D BE LIKE ONE BIG KATY PERRY VIDEO, YOU KNOW? BUT WITH MORE CLOTHES AND LESS ACID. 

I'M SORRY YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR GIFT YET SAMMY, BUT IT'S GONNA BE SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO GOOD YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO. YOU'LL PROBABLY BE LYBO (LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF) FOR DAYS. REMINDER THAT I LOVE YOU AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND YOU'RE AMAZING AND I FOUND THIS CAT FOR U.

LOVE YOUR SISTER 

OXOOXOXOXOOXXOXOOOXOO

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Spending your birthday alone is probably a new low, then again, if you're alone, no one can really comment on how much you're drinking right? You leave your house intending to go grab a few things from the store but not even 40 feet from your house, the door of a van slides open and two hulking men are shoving a bag over your head and yanking you into the van. "Boss wants him alive," Sobers you up quick, doesn't it? "Put that down, we got this." No matter how strong you are, the force of the men is to much. 

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You've had a long day, lots of running around and stupid people crowding your way through the most mundane of tasks. When you get back to your apartment however, the front door is ajar, the locks are broken and your entire place is destroyed. You can try putting it back together, but chances are things won't be the same. What's gone - if anything isn't clear, but this is the cherry on top of a wonderful day. Nothing has been left untouched.

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FACEBOOK MESSAGE TO STACEY EVANS

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OKAY THAT’S AN EXAGGERATION I STILL LOVE YOU BUT THERE’S NO REASON TO BE PRAYING FOR ME I’M FINE. DON”T WORRY ABOUT ME OKAY???????? TELL HER IT WASN’T TRUE 

TELL HER I WAS JUST HANGING OUT WITH BLAINE. TELL HER STACEY SHE MIGHT NOT BELIEVE ME!! 

DON’T YOU DARE BRING TWILIGHT INTO THIS YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW. YOU’RE MY LITTLE SISTER AND HE’S MY FRIEND. EVEN IF YOU WERE HIS TYPE IT’S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN OKAY???? SORRY NOT SORRY 

OF COURSE YOU’RE PERFECT AND ONE DAY YOU’RE GOING TO BE PERFECT FOR SOMEONE WHO’S NOT BLAINE OKAY. SOMEONE VERY NOT BLAINE AND PERFECT FOR YOU but i have to meet them first to make sure that they are actually perfect for you. It’s important. 

ALSO TELL ME MORE ABOUT STEVIE DO I NEED TO TALK TO HIM?? I HAVEN’T TALKED TO HIM IN A LITTLE WHILE I’LL MESSAGE HIM THIS SOUNDS A LOT MORE CONCERNING THAN ME AND MY RELATIONS WITH BLAINE ANDERSON TELL HER TO PRAY FOR YOU AND STEVIE I AM FINE OKAY 

DON’T TAKE SUNSHINE AWAY FROM ME YOU WILL BE SUNSHINE UNTIL I’M OLD AND GREYING YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME. SUNSHINE. I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING WRONG!!!!!! BYE SUNSHINE! HAVE A GOOD DAY SUNSHINE! STAY OUT OF TROUBLE SUNSHINE! LOVE YOU SUNSHINE! 

oh yeah p.s. when do you and stevie go on spring break? 

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................... DID YOU REALLY TAKE AWAY MY !!!!!!!!S??? FIRST MY HAPPINESS MY FUTURE AND MY MAN NOW MY !!!!!!!!!!'S! GOD YOU'RE LUCKY STEVIE HAS THE WRLD'S WORST BROTHER AWARD OR YOU WOULD BE IN FIRST PLACE. I HAD TO TELL SOMEONE OKAY ITS NOT LIKE U REPLY TO ME AS QUIC AS U SHOULD. IM YOUR SISTER I SHOULD BE NUMBER 1 PRIORITY EXCEPT IM NOT. MOM HAS EYES AND SHE KNOWS. SOMEONE FROM WORK EVEN BROUGHTIT UP CAN U IMAGINE HOW BLINDSIDED SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN IF I DIDNT PREP HER SHE WOULD BE MAD SAMMY. I DIDNT FAIL ANYTHING YOU FAILED. YOU VIOLATED THE CODE.

AND BEFORE YOU ASK WHAT CODE, YOU KNOW WHAT CODE AND I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU IF YOU DONT KNOW BECAUSE APPARENTLY THATS MY RIGHT AS A LADY. I TOLD YOU, I WASNT PRAYING FOR YOU  I WAS PRAYING FOR BLAINE. SHES WORRIED ABOUT YOU AND SHES TRYING TO MAKE ME WORRIED ABOUT YOU BUT YOU'RE SAM AN YOU'RE MY BROTHER BUT YOU'RE HER SUN SO SHE THINKS SHE KNOWS BETTER THAN ME BECAUSE SHES OLDER. 

I DON'T THINK IT'S TRUE. 

SHE /KNOWS/ YOU WERE HANGING OUT WITH BLAINE SAM, SHE READ THE POST.

I BROUGHT TWILIGHT INTO IT, TWILIGHT IS ALWAYS INTO IT. I JUST FINISHED READING ECLIPSE AND I LOOOOOOOVE IT. I HEARD BREAKING DAWN WASNT GOOD SO I SHOULDNT READ IT BUT I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO READ IT EVEN IF ITS LONG AND THERE IS APPARENTLY sex IN IT. 

IDONT' CARE IF HE'S YOUR FRIEND OR NOT, YOU'RE MY BROTHER AND THAT WASNT VERY NICE SAM. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU LIKED BOYS SO YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW HURT I WAS WHEN I READ AND IT SAID YOU DIDNT LIKE BOYS. YOU DIDNT JUST TAKE MY MAN BUT YOU ALSO DIDN TTELL ME SO I DONT KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME AND IT MAKES ME SAD SAMMY

IM SUPOSED TO BE YOUR SISTER YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TRUSAT ME. DONT SHUT ME OUT I DONT WANT TO BECOME SOMEBODY THAT YOU USED TO KNOW. OR VICE VERSA. I COULD BE HIS TYPE SAM. TELL ME WHAT HIS TYPE IS AND I'LL BE IT. 

YOU ARE NOT MEETING MY FUTURE HUSBAND BECAUSE YOU WILL SCARE HIM OFF AND HE WILL PROBABLY BE BLAINE SO YOU ALREADY KNOW HIM ANYWAYS. 

STEVIE IS A JERK I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT HIM.  NOTHING IN THIS ENTIRE WORLD IS MORE CONCERNING THAN YOUR RELATIONS (THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO BE MY RELATIONS) WITH BLAINE ANDERSON. STACEY ANDERSON ALREADY SOUNDS A WHOLE LOT BETTER THAN SAM ANDERSON (SORRY NOT SORRY) AND I WILL NOT HAVE YOU TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME. 

 I WILL NOT TELL MOM WHO TO PRAY FOR. I TOLD HER ONE TIME TO PRAY FOR ME GETTING A PUPPY AND SHE GOT MAD OKAY. I THINK SHES RACIST AGAINST PUPPIES. I ALSO ONCE ASKED HER TO PRAY FOR BLAINE TICKETS AND..... WLEL I GUESS THAT /REALLY/ ISN'T HAPPENING NOW.

SAM YOU DON'T EVEN DESERVE BLAINE YOU GOT TO BE FRIENDS WITH HIM WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER BUT I BET YOU DONT KNOW ALL HIS SONGS AND HAVE HIS CDS MEMORIZED, DO YOU?!!?!??!?!?!!?!!!!! 

SUNSHINE IS GONE. I AM NO LONGER SUNSHINE, I AM STACEY TO YOU, NOT SUNSHINE. SUNSHINE IS DEAD BECAUSE YOU KILLED IT AND NOW I AM GOING TO GO AND BE AN EMO THAT HANGS OUT UNDER THE STAIRS AND WEARS MCR TSHIRTS AND GOOD CHARLOTTE MAKE UP BECAUSE YOU  HAVE TAKEN ALL THE SUNSHINE AWAY FROM ME. 

YOU DID IT WRONG, SAM YOU BETRAYED YOUR SISTER. 

STOP CALLING ME SUNSHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MARCH 10TH, WHY? ARE U SENDING BLAINE TO ME??????????

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FACEBOOK MESSAGE TO STEVIE EVANS

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First- I miss you and tell me how you’ve been because I haven’t heard from you in a while and that’s just not okay. 

Second- Stop fighting with your sister. I need you guys to not be in trouble so I can maybe fly you guys out to LA for spring break. 

Third- Which brings me to my next thing. Which is kinda just more of the the first thing… Everything okay? I hear you got some new friends, you should tell me all about them. 

Message me back Stevie or I will send you 100 texts of this picture: 

Love Sam oxooxoxxoxo 

miss you too. stacey told me you would be msging me. i figured you were busy and i don't really have a lot to say.

if you're just gonna msg me to tell me that idk why you bothered. she's annoying as fuck sam. why would you even want us out there? like mom would even let us go. 

everythings fine, can you and everyone else stop asking me? i'm getting realy sick of hearing about it. there's literally noting wrong with my friends and everyone just sucks, okay? like the moment im happy everyone is on my case and it's stupid. 

i don't know why you msged me just to lecture me. i have a dad, remember? that picture is gross, he needs jenny craig. or jesus, but thats a big joke too. 

ps. mom made us pray for you in church today, so maybe i should be the one lecturing you. and since when are you into guys? actually, i don't even want to know.

bye.

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WHAT BRITTANY PIERCE IS ARRIVING HOME TO,

02. THE NURSERY BRAD HAS BEEN WORKING ON FOR THE PAST THREE WEEKS. 

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EMAIL ✖︎ SHELBY CORCORAN

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FROM: [email protected] TO: [email protected] SUBJECT: RE: RE: Seeking Legal Advice

I’m flattered that you took the time to research my track record, I’m not entirely certain the journalist who wrote that article put as much research into my case history. I would consider your case very viable for a countersuit, it isn’t in my nature to take the soft approach and given the nature of your occupation, allegations of sexual harassment and professional misconduct have the potential to be crippling to your business. Accusing a woman in your business of being a sexual predator qualifies as criminal defamation and, in my experience, complaints of this nature have a habit of disappearing when faced with hard opposition.

I understand the necessity for prompt action. Letting the issue lie can only be cause for more unnecessary damage to your reputation. Saturday afternoon it is. 4.30 at Joe’s on Lexington? I’ll be in the area throughout the day if you wish for an earlier meeting. 

Sincerely,

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Sebastian,

I'd been following Quinn's work for a few years now and after her piece on Snowden, I had expected a much different article from her given her own track record, but it suffices to say that I was a little disappointed when it boiled down to office politics and.. That's really neither here nor there. Regardless, I apologize for it happening. No one deserves that, especially if it isn't just. 

We can talk about that in person then because I do understand what you're saying, this is all just a lot to take in. 4:30 sounds perfect, I'll see you there. Thank you once more for the speedy reply.

Shelby Corcoran. 

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EMAIL TO CAROLE HUDSON-HUMMEL

FROM: Carole Hudson-Hummel

TO: Noah Puckerman

SUBJECT: RE: RE: Hi, Noah

Sorry it took me a while to get back to you and all. Life’s been pretty busy on the road, and I’m kinda bad at replying to emails. My ma still gets on me about it all the time. Like anyone needs to reply to that junk she forwards around. But, I didn’t want you thinking I forgot or I didn’t care or whatever, ‘cause I do.

I think it’s always going to stick with me too. I’ve been thinking about Finn a lot lately. Kinda got in touch with a lot of our old friends, so it’s hard not to think about him. Hard not to wonder how stuff would be different.

It’d be really cool if you could send it out to me. I almost forgot about that old time capsule. We were gonna open it when we were 24. He wanted it to be 30, and I wanted 20. We fought about it, and he said we could do 24 ‘cause it was half. I never told him different. Anyway, it’s probably dumb, but I’d like to have it. I could come to Ohio to get it sometime if it’s too much trouble.

You gotta find some time to kick back and relax for a while. Retirement is supposed to be nothing but a vacation. Have you ever been to Hawaii?

Thanks doing this. It really means a lot to me.

-Puck

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Don't you even worry about it. I figured something came up, I can only imagine how crazy life is for you these days. It makes me smile, you know he'd be living off the crazy details, don't you? You better keep in touch with her though, Puck. You know how mom's worry. Not that I want to nag or anything, but, I guess I just know if it were me, I'd want Finn writing as often as he could. I'd never think you'd forget or didn't care, honestly.

How is everyone? That's nice to hear though, that you all got in touch, I mean. Everything would have been different, but you can't dwell on that, you know? It'll eat you alive, whole too if you let it. You just have to think of the opportunities at hand and what you have now. Just live in the moment and do whatever it is that makes you happy. Life is way too short to do anything else.

I can send it out no problem. That sounds like you two, always finding the middle ground even if you didn't agree. You know if he were here, it wouldn't have been thirty, you two would have both cracked when you turned twenty one and that would have been the end of it. 24, huh? He was never very good at math, god bless him. As much as I'd love to see you, I know how busy things are for you - I can send it no problem. 

That's what Burt has been telling me, but it just doesn't feel right. No, I haven't. Is it nice? 

Of course, keep safe, Puck!!! 

xxoxoxooxooxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

Carole

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EMAIL TO SHELBY CORCORAN

FROM: Shelby Corcoran

TO: Noah Puckerman

SUBJECT: RE: RE: God, what a week

Do you want me to come kick this guy’s ass? ‘Cause I’ll do it. He won’t even know what hit him. I know you’re like a badass tough chick and everything, but you shouldn’t have to deal with some punk that’s looking for an easy payday at your expense. You kicked ass to build what you got, and someone like that’s not going to get to take it away.

Damn it’s that bad? Well besides telling her dudes are all terrible and to stay away from ‘em ‘till she’s 30, I’m sure you’ll find some good words to say. You wouldn’t be the great mom you are if you couldn’t. That world’s best mom mug she got you doesn’t lie.

She gets that look from Quinn. In a couple years she’ll have it perfected that glare to down right terrifying. Tell her I said she looks as beautiful as she always does and to break a leg. Blaine’s tour will hit NYC soon. I’ll double check the day, but maybe I could meet you guys for lunch or something. You know, only if it’s cool with you two.

Gotta run. More trouble for me to go get into. Feel free to send some more of her pics. I like showing her off.

- Puck

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The answer to that is no. It's actually common knowledge I keep Starbucks entirely afloat in this city, all by myself. Maybe, but we'll never know until it happens, will we? 

Ha! How did I know that would be the first thing out of your mouth? Some things never change, Mr. Puckerman, but no. It's appreciated. I may have thought of doing it myself, but you know my stance on violence. I've already contacted a lawyer, if all goes well we'll be meeting on Saturday and this will be sorted out quietly. He thinks I have a plausible countersuite and while I hadn't considered it... It would be nice in giving a lesson of what biting the hand that feeds you does, but I don't want to get greedy. Thank you, I hope you're right. The claims are preposterous, but they also make me feel sick to my stomach. What if he does win? What if people actually think that's the type of person I am? Some middle aged single mother who is some sexual abusing spinster? God, it makes me sick. 

She knows she isn't allowed to date until she's 40. I told her men are smarter then and more likely to know the value of an incredible woman - along with amazing handbags, but shhh. Oh stop, this isn't Shelby Peptalks 101 - but it's appreciated. It doesn't does it? 

I figured as much. It's actually her "What do you mean my room isn't clean enough" look. She's been begging me to get her a puppy and I'm running out of excuses not to. She better not. I did and she says thank you, and that she saw photos of you last night on stage. She's sad she wasn't there. Speaking of, since when are you a part of the band? Tell me you'll be playing when you come here! Both Beth and I are crossing out fingers. Lunch seems very plausible, not to mention unless something goes drastically wrong, you know we can always make time for you. Of course it's more than okay. 

Hey! Keep your nose out of trouble, mister. You don't need a baby sitter. I bet you do. It kills me how grown up she looks these days. Nothing like rubbing in how much time has passed, huh? 

Where is the pause button? 

- Shelby. 

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EMAIL ✖︎ SHELBY CORCORAN

FROM: [email protected] TO: [email protected] SUBJECT: RE: Seeking Legal Advice

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As someone currently experiencing the repercussions of having your professional reputation dragged through the mud, I can sympathise with the situation that you are currently finding yourself in. As a childcare provider and a mother the current allegations could have a profound impact on your business and personal life and it was wise of you to seek out legal counsel so promptly. 

From the details of the case that you have provided within your last communication I believe that you have a very good case, not only in  the case of your defence, but for a countersuit should you wish to make it. I assure you that in spite of the allegations that have been laid against me, I am more than capable of providing you with legal counsel equal to that of any firm in the city.

If you wish to meet to further discuss the details of your case in greater depth, my contact numbers are attached to the signature of this email. Initial consultations are free of charge and my hourly rate going forward will be negotiable.

Sincerely,

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Sebastian,

Thank you for the speedy reply, it's much appreciated. I'd be lying if I had said that wasn't a reason I specifically sought you out. Your track record prior to what I've read is spotless and I need someone capable of helping me win this. I'm not about to have everything go up in flames due to a disgruntled employee. 

You think I have credible grounds for a countersuit? Admittedly I hadn't thought of it, but I'd much prefer to discuss it in person. I know you're more than capable, which is why I'm hoping this can be dealt with in a prompt matter. Time is of the essence and I'm quite sick this is an even an issue to begin with. I know this is short notice, but is Saturday afternoon possible? My daughter is in Ballet from 4-6pm which gives us a little time to talk. Do you have a preference as to where we can meet? I'll be in the Upper Ease side for most of the day. 

Thank you,

Shelby Corcoran.

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FACEBOOK MESSAGE TO SAM EVANS

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STACEY WHY ARE YOU AND STEVIE FIGHTING? DON’T FIGHT YOUR BROTHER HOW AM I EVER GOING TO CONVINCE MOM TO LET YOU GUYS VISIT IF YOU ARE ALWAYS GROUNDED???? 

STACEY PLEASE ABORT MISSION DID YOU ALREADY SHOW MOM??? AM I TOO LATE I’VE BEEN REALLY BUSY DON’T SHOW HER YOU CAN TELL HER THERE WAS A STORY BUT SHE DOESN’T NEED TO READ IT IT’S NOT EVEN ALL TRUE OKAY???? 

And I’m not dating Blaine so you’re free and clear but I should tell you that you’re not only too young and sooooo off limits that I’d have to hurt both you and him if anything ever happened but you’re also not his type. I’m very sorry to break this news to you sunshine. 

Tell mom and dad I say hi and tell stevie I told him to leave you alone and give everyone hugs. 

Love your favorite brother :) 

I'M NOT TOO PLEASED AT HOW FEW !!!!'S YOU USED ON ME, JUST SO YOU KNOW. I SHOULD AT LEAST GET !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X2. MAYBE X3 SINCE YOU'RE IN TROUBLE. IT WASN'T MY FAULT. STEVIE HAS BEEN A JERK LATELY AND HE'S BEEN HANGING OUT WITH THE WRONG CROWD BUT HE KEEPS TELLING ME TO MIND MY BUSINESS BECAUSE THEY AREN'T THE WRONG CROWD BUT I'M PRETTY SURE THEY ARE THE WRONG CROWD, YOU GET ME, PONY BOY? ((I'VE BEEN CATCHING UP ON MY ENGLISH HOMEWORK, I ACTUALLY DO IT))  HE'S JUST NOT BEING VERY NICE AND I'M TRYING SAMMY BUT AS YOU CAN IMAGINE YOU HAVE PUT ME ON EDGE WITH BLAINE AND I AM JUST VERY IRRITABLE. AND NO MATTER WHAT MOM SAYS DONT LISTEN TO HER BECAUSE IT ISNT THE THING THAT HAPPENS AT MY AGE. JUST DONT LISTEN, SHES JUST UPSET IM YOUNG AND SHE HAS LAUGH LINES. 

WE'RE NOT ALWAYS GROUNDED, WE'RE JUST GROUNDED A LOT BECAUSE STEVIE IS A JERK. HE DOESN'T REALLY TALK TO ME ANYMORE, HE'S ALWAYS ON HIS PS3 AND PLAYING GAMES OR ON THE PHONE. 

THE MISSION CAN'T BE ABORTED, I ALREADY TOLD HER. IM NOT EDWARD CULLEN SAMMY, LIKE ITS BEEN DAYS. SHE SAID SHE WAS GOING TO CALL YOU BECAUSE SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS IS A LOT OF MONEY ANDSHE NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK U DRANK THAT ALL. I TOLD HER IT WAS YOU AND BLAINE AND SHE SAID YOU ARE NOT ABOUT THIS ROCKSTAR LIFE AND THAT HE IS A VERY BAD INFLUENCE ON YOU. WE PRAYED FOR YOU AND I'M PRETTY SURE WE'RE PRAYING FOR YOU AGAIN ON SUNDAY. I'M REALLY JUST PRAYING I MEET BLAINE BUT SHH, DON'T TELL MOM. OR PASTOR TOM. 

MOM HAS EYES, SAM. SHE WOULD HAVE READ IT ANYWAYS, YOU KNOW SHE HAS EYES RIGHT OR DID YOU FORGET SHE HAS EYES? SHE HAS TWO OF THEM. FYEYE. SEE WHAT I DID THERE? LMBO. 

YOU BETTER NOT BE DATING BLAINE, I'M NOT PREPARED TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION IN A LOWECASE BECAUSE IT'S A VERY SERIOUS MATTER AND I'M STILL MAD AT YOU. MY FINGERS HURT STOP MAKING ME WRITE SUCH LONG LETTERS. I'M NOT TOO YOUNG FOR HIM, DO YOU NOT REMEMBER JACOB AND NESSIE? THEIR LOVE STORY IS ICONIC. BLAINE JUST HAS TO BE PATIENT WITH ME AND WE CAN HAVE FUN AND GO SEE MOVIES AND STUFF?? LIKE WE DON'T HAVE TO HAVE SEX. MOM HAS GIVEN ME THE TALK 4 TIMES, I DONT EVEN WANT SEX, I JUST WANT TO HOLD HANDS AND MAKE OUT WITH HIM OK??? AND WATCH MOVIES, AND GO TO TAYLOR SWIFT CONCERTS AND STUFF. I'M NOT OFF LIMITS, SAMMY, YOU DON'T OWN ME. 

HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M NOT HIS TYPE??? ARE YOU SAYING I'M NOT PERFECT????????? DON'T CALL ME SUNSHINE WHEN U INSIST ON BEING THE CLOUD THAT RAINS ON MY PARADE AND BLOCKS ME OUT LIKE AN ECLIPSE AND RUINS EVERYTHING. 

I'D SAY I LOVE YOU BUT NOW I'M REALLY TOO UPSET TO EVEN SAY GOODBYE SO I'M GOING TO LEAVE YOU HANGING AND NOT SAY ANYTHING AT ALL i love you too, maybe. you can't see this though shhhhhhhhh.

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Going into a tented building under fumigation is never the smartest idea, especially not when upon entry there is caution tape everywhere. Frankly with the gasses they use, it's lucky you didn't wind up dead. You are feeling very ill though and it's way too early to be morning sickness (you did use protection, right?) Enjoy the onslaught of vomiting, dizziness, headaches, and cold sweats. It would be wise to seek out medical help immediately. 

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WHAT SAM EVANS IS ARRIVING HOME TO,

In this day and age, it's really hard to keep secrets and even harder to hold onto your privacy. Especially after being the most recent hook up of one of the biggest names in music today. When you get to the airport, smile for the cameras. Even though you're just another hook up, people are dying to know the details and the paparazzi are getting a little desperate for some dirt. Enjoy the tedious journey home. 

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WHAT RACHEL BERRY IS ARRIVING HOME TO,

Legally they're required to give you a week's notice before fumigation. After an outbreak of bed bugs (or roaches, no one really got a straight answer), everyone got a notice slapped on their door but given the fact you've been gone for two weeks, you haven't seen jack shit. When you get back to your apartment, I hope you don't intend on actually staying there considering it's blocked off to all residents for a few more days.

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WHAT NOAH PUCKERMAN IS ARRIVING HOME TO,

God, what a week. 

I guess you probably can already tell. When was my last five AM email? You wouldn't believe what's happening right now. Last night I fired one of my employees because he was being a downright dick and treating some of the kids like crap and you know I don't stand for that. If you're working for me, you're going to do your job and you're going to do it well. He was miserable and I don't care HOW bad of a day he's having, but I fired him and he wasn't too happy.

Then next thing I know I'm being sued for sexual harassment. I swear to god I'm going to kill him, Noah. I fired him because he was of how he was acting, not because he didn't return some falsified attraction I apparently had on the slime bucket! I can't believe this. 

I swear if he tarnishes my name, or my business or... Anything, it isn't going to be pretty. I've had a migraine for two days now and Beth is wondering what's wrong and I just don't have the heart to tell her. How do I even explain something like this to her? She's a smart kid but... I just.. This isn't something I can explain to her. Nor do I want to. 

I've been trying to focus on other things lately. She's been going on about how badly she wants to be an actress, so we went and got some fun little head shots done the other day. There are a ton of them, but here is her serious actress face.

I hope all is well with you and you're not getting up to anything too crazy.

- Shelby

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WHAT KURT HUMMEL IS ARRIVING HOME TO,

After a very incredible time in Hawaii and totally cheating on your brand new and loving boyfriend, the plane ride home gave you a lot of time to think. Even though you hadn't told Alex about picking you up at the airport, he took it upon himself to take the day off work and get the details from Isabelle. He's picking you up with a dozen roses, a smile that says he's missed you every moment of every day, and when he takes you back to his apartment, he has a romantic brunch planned for the both of you. Welcome home, Hummel!

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WHAT SEBASTIAN SMYTHE IS ARRIVING HOME TO,

Good morning, Mr. Smythe. 

My name is Shelby Corcoran and I run Broadway Bound which is a daycare for Broadway actors and actresses to drop off their children. For the past eight years I've been heavily successful and am proud to say I've built this from the ground up. I do what I love every day and to have my reputation tarnished is not something I am about to stand for. Recently I let go of a very disgruntled employee after watching him react badly to one of the children in my care. This isn't the type of behavior I'm about to stand for. 

Last week I was informed of apparent allegations of sexual harassment, and am now being sued. The allegations are that I sexually harassed him and when he didn't reciprocate my alleged actions, I fired him. None of this is true and my name is currently being dragged through the mud. My reputation isn't something I'm about to lose right now, nor ever, not only because I've built this from the ground up, but because I myself am a mother. I don't want my daughter to ever assume this is the person that raised her, though she'd know otherwise. It's not something i'm going to settle for. 

I know your reputation hasn't been seen in the best light lately, but I also know what it's like to be wrongly accused, and have things you regret. This doesn't mean anything to me. I heard you were one of the best and I'm hoping you can help me before I attempt to seek out other help. 

Thank you in advance. 

Shelby Corcoran.