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Masterlist
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Preferences - Your Best Friend
Angel- (male reader) You don't have a best friend. Because of your job, you tried not to get involved with anyone in case Val thinks you are trying to get with them. Even after you escape, the feeling of trying to protect people from his anger has never gone away, causing you to not get close with anyone else.
Husk- Angel and Cherry Bomb. You’re a little trio, you tell each other everything.
Charlie- Fizzarolli. He may be your fathers boyfriend but he's your friend. If something goes wrong, you know that he will always listen to what you have to say. He's always on your side and tells you to your face if you are being bullshit.
Vaggie- (female reader) Charlie. Being princess has made you not trust anyone else but your sister. You've been together your whole lives. Nothing breaks you.
Alastor- Velvette. She was the first one in the V's to talk to you like you weren't Vox's sister. You gossiped and planned things together. You made a really good team when you are on the same side.
Niffty- (male reader) Lucifer. You fell together. Nothing breaks that bond.
Cherri Bomb- Lucifer and Niffty. You've known Niffty since you both worked together a lot with Alastor having your soul. Lucifer is a new one, since being at the hotel and your shared joy in annoying the hell out of Alastor.
Sir Pentious- Cherry Bomb. You both know what the other is thinking. It really was a built in best friend.
Lucifer- Sera. You have always felt safe with her and after Lucifer got kicked out of hell she really stepped up and helped you get better. Helped you become a better angel.
Preferences - How You Meet
Angel- (male reader) You meet the first time when Val takes Angel to the club. You were working the bar when you see him walk in, all smiles but bruises all over his face. Val had definitely liked his new toy that he got. "Looks like Val has a new toy." Bennett whispers to you. You nod and look back down at the glass you are meant to be cleaning as to not catch any unwanted attention. You've been with Val since you first came to hell. Not knowing where else to go. Since then you've been either bartending or in Val's studio, which has been less and less when you help Val find new entertainment at the clubs and bars you work at. "Y/N darling, bring me and Angel here a drink." Val yells at you across the room. You give him a small nod before starting to make his drinks. 'Looks like ignoring them didn't work.' You quickly make Val his favourite, a Mai Tai, and look over that the new hire. Although Val had scratched him up pretty good, you thought that the colour of his fur would make for a really nice cocktail. As quickly as possible, you grab a few ingrediencies and mix them together to create a sparkly light pink drink and start bringing both other to Val and his new hire. As soon as you get close enough, Val grins at you widely. "Sweetheart, what is it that you have made here?" He asks, extending his hand out to you. You try and match his expression but know it doesn't quite match. "Mai Tai for you and a special drink for Angel here." Val smiles and takes a sip of his drink. "Thank you," Angel whispers as you give the drink and gives you a small smile. You smile back and start to walk away but Val's hand stops you. "One more thing," He whispers, his tongue crawling up your arm. You try not to shudder at the feeling and turn back with a smile. "Yeah?" You whisper, sitting next to Val as he pulls you onto the couch. "Tomorrow. Need you in the studio nice and early. Wanting to try some new with the old." He smiles, nodding at Angel. "Yes Valentino," You nod and look over at Angel, who has a flirtatious smile on his face. "Ooooo, sounds fun Daddy," Angel says, moving in closer to us both. Val smiles at the two of us before letting me go. "Now get back to work," Val says and puts his full attention onto Angel. Without another word, you quickly leave the area and try to relax before the shoot tomorrow.
Husk- Your brother Angel takes you to the hotel. After a long night, walking around after losing your job, you somehow find Angel at the hotel. "Angie, your sister is here!" Cherry yells out into the hotel for everyone to hear. "You all good Doll?" She asks as she waves you in. You nod and look around the place. "Just some things happened today and needed Angel." You whisper, pulling your jacket closed. "What the hell are you doing here?" Angel ask as soon as he sees you. "I didn't know where else to go." You whisper, as he gets close to you, pulling you into his chest fluff. He pats your hair and asks, "What happened?" You sigh and pull yourself out of his chest. "I couldn't do it anymore. Dad asked me to traffic something to the Vee's and it went very wrong. They ended up taking everything and when I got back, I told Dad that it was a sign that we should stop. Now he won't speak to me and wants me out." You explain. He nods and turns to Cherry who smiles at you both. "Well, there isn't a lot of guests here and I'm sure Charlie won't mind." Angel says, a smile creeping onto his face. "If it's no trouble." You say, looking between the two of them. "Why don't we go ask Charlie!" Cherry yells and leads you both to a lounging area. As soon as you walk in, every head in the room turns towards you. "Who's this?" A young girl with red cheeks and a red suit says, starting to get up. "Everyone, this is my older sister Y/n! Y/n, this is everyone." Angel announces, waving towards the group. The girl squeals and runs over to you, rapidly shaking your hand. "It's so nice to finally meet someone from Angels family!" She exclaims. You give Angel a weird look but he just shrugs his shoulders. "Yeah, lovely to meet you. Angel has talked a lot about this place." You say to her, not remembering who this girl might be. "Oh, I'm Charlie! Princess of Hell. And this is my girlfriend Vaggie!" Charlie finally introduces. You smile at her and look back to Angel for help. "Uh so Charlie. I was wondering if Y/n could crash here for a little bit? Just some problems at home right now." Angel explains, trying to look sheepish. "Oh yeah of course! Anyone that's family to a guest is family to us!" She exclaims and gives you a hug. "Sweety, I think maybe we should let Angel take this one." Vaggie says to her, trying to pull her girlfriend off of you. Charlie nods and they both wave goodbye. The only ones left in the room now is a small woman and fishman with a roach show and a handsome cat guy in the far corner. "Oh, you should probably meet my other friend here. You'll probably hang around him the most considering your drink habits!" Angel says lightly, pulling you across the room to the guy in the corner. "Husk! Meet my sister!" Angel excitedly yells, pulling you both together. The guy, Husk, grunts and looks up. "Nice to meet you," He grumbles and looks back down at his drink. "Well, that’s not very nice," Angel grumbles, taking Husks drink from him "Hey, what the hell Legs!" Husk yells, moving to get his drink. "Be nice to my sister! She will probably hang at the bar most of the time!" Angel yells, pointing at you. Husk grumbles and turns to me, getting a good look. It's then that you notice that he looks a little familiar. "Have we met before?" You ask, trying to wrap your head around it. Husk looks you over and gives a shrug. "Maybe, been here a while. Don't remember everyone." He says, putting his hand out. "Lovely to meet you. Names Husk." He smiles, an almost genuine smile. You smile back and shake his hand. "Y/n, but most people call me the Deadly Widow," You smile, wanting something to surprise him with. Instead of being surprise though, he seems to think harder. "On that not, I think I should take you to a room. Let's go!" Angel says, moving you out of the room, but the feeling doesn't go away. 'How do I know him?"
Charlie- You don't know why but he brought you here anyway. Your Dad said that he wanted some help. Said he wanted your opinion with some work stuff. Not needed you for babysitting the princess of hell. "Really Dad? I have to stay out there with her!" You exclaim, moving your arms towards the door where Lucifer and his daughter sat outside. "I know this isn't what you thought it would be but I need your help!" He says, putting his hands on your shoulders. "You needed my help? What the hell am I meant to do with her?" You ask. He sighs and says, "Just talk to her. Lucifer was saying she is very lonely and needed something to do. You were coming anyway so I thought you might be of help." You sigh and nod your head. "Fine, but that doesn't mean that I am happy about any of this!" I tell him, moving towards the door. "Thank you darling!" He says. You swing the door open to find Lucifer and Charlie is a similar argument as you and your dad. "Lucifer, my Dad is ready for you," You interrupt, not wanting to hear their conversation. Lucifer turns towards you before turning back to Charlie with pleading eyes. She sighs and nods her head, causing Lucifer to run into the room. You both stand there awkwardly in the hallway, waiting for the other to talk. "So, I heard you are starting a new project." You say, trying to remember anything about this girl. She smiles at you and sits on the chair behind her. You move to sit next to her as she says, "Yeah, I want to help sinners." You nod and wait for her to continue but she never does. "Why do you want to do that? How are you going to do that?" You ask. She sighs and shakes her head. "You'll think it's stupid. Everyone else thinks it's stupid," She whispers, looking towards the door her dad went into. You grab her chin and force her to look at you, giving her a nice smile. "I wanna here what you have to say," You whisper. She smiles back and says, "I want to help sinners redeem. If I had a hotel, I could do classes and other things to make them better people. Enough for them to get into Heaven!" The excitement from Charlie makes you also get excited. "Maybe I can help you with that." You smile at her, continuing to tell her about your empty hotel and how the two of you could make it all work.
Vaggie- (female reader) You meet when Charlie brings her home after an extermination. You and Charlie were starting the hotel when Charlie brought Vaggie through the hotel doors. You didn't think that anyone would join you both so soon, but when Charlie walked in with the beautiful girl next to her, you knew everything would be ok. "Y/n! I need your help!" Charlie yells across the room. You lift your head from the box you were unpacking to find Charlie dragging in an injured girl. "What happened?" You yelled and ran over to them both, help Charlie carry the girl to the couch. "This is Vaggie. She was attacked during the extermination!" Charlie exclaims, looking over Vaggie quickly. "Really, I'm ok now. Nothing to worry about." She tries to reassure you both but continues to cover her eye. "Can I at least look at your eye? I'm a trained doctor," You ask her, moving into her working eye. She looks at you shocked before nodding her head. You smile at her and look at her eye. As she said, no blood or anything is coming out which isn't worrying, however there is no eye to speak of. "Dam, this must have been painful." You whisper, looking at her with pity. She shrugs and looks away. "Can you do anything?" Charlie asks, looking between the two of us. You shake your head and head over to one of the many boxes in the room. "It's no longer bleeding and sadly it looks like the angel took your whole eye. But maybe this will help," You relay, looking through the box until you find what you are looking for. You hold up an eye patch with an x over it. "It's so the eye isn't completely out," You tell Vaggie and hand her the eyepatch. She looks at it for a moment before putting it over her eye. You blush as she somehow gets even hotter than she already was. "Wow, that looks really nice," Charlie beams at her. Vaggie smiles and looks at you both. "Why don't you stay here the night? Angels should be gone by now but you'd be safe." You suggest to her. Vaggie nods and you and Charlie spend the rest of the night moving Vaggie into a room for the night.
Alastor- Dying because of your brother was definitely not on your to do list. But alas, you did. That was decades ago now though, but you were still very sour about it, especially after everything else that he's put you through since coming down to hell. So what did that mean? Go to your brothers enemy and help them destroy him. If only he hadn't already gone batshit crazy before you could do anything. 'Oh well. Plan B.' "What are you doing here?" Husk asks as soon as you walk into the room. "Oh Husker! Don't be like that! Maybe I just missed your stella company!" You exclaim, moving over to the bar where Angel Dust himself sits. 'Another one of Val's little pets.' "Who the hell are you?" Angel asks, seeming to be a little pissed by your presence. "Not that it is anyone's business but I'm here to see Alastor." You reveal, rolling your eyes at the two of them. "And why would you be looking for him?" Husk asks, looking more confused than before. "I've finally had enough of my brother," You smile, grabbing a random bottle from Husks hand and taking a swing. "Ha, yeah right. You are as thick as thieves, oh wait," Husk deadpans, turning more towards Angel. "Eh. I'm dead because of him and now he's going for heaven. I'm over his bullshit." You say. "Well if that's the case, why don't we talk somewhere more private?" A voice behind you asks. You turn to find a handsome man in a red suit, radio cane and a giant smile behind you. 'Ah, The Radio Demon' "Lead the way," You smile back, bowing dramatically at him. Without another word, he walks off, expecting you to follow behind him, which of course you do. He leads you into an office room that looks very much like his style. Dead animals are strung around the room and red covers almost the entire room. Even the light in the room has a reddish tint to it as well. "What are you doing here Y/n?" Alastor asks you, sitting behind a desk on the far end of the room. You move over to him and sit on the chair placed opposite. "I know how to stop my brother. But it might push him over." You explain to him, leaning on the desk. The smile never leaves his face but he looks at you weirdly. "Why would you help me do that? You've never got involved before." He asks. You look away for a second to think of what you could say. He's right, you'd never gotten involved with their feud before, why now. "If he goes to heaven, everything that he did to me goes away. He gets a reward while I still have to watch him. He needs to have real punishment." You explain. Alastor's smile gets wider and he leans closer to you. "Well then dear, why don't you tell me how we can stop that brother of yours."
Niffty- (male reader) When you said you would help your niece with a hotel project, you didn't consider what that might mean for you. But here you were, standing in the large lobby with no one else around. "Charlie!" You call out, looking around for any sign of your niece or her girlfriend, someone you have met once before now. You barely see the lady before she's out of sight again. Running around looking intently at the ground. "Excuse me!" You say to her, trying to get her attention. She stops where she is and looks up at you, smiling. "Yes?" She says, tilting her head a little and looking you up and down. "I'm looking for Charlie." You say, not knowing what she is capable of. I've been down here since the beginning with Lucifer, but I always avoided the sinners at all costs. Don't know what they are capable of. "Come with me," She grins and grabs your hand. She runs in the direction of the stairs, and you walk to follow. Although she's short, she's fast. And when she isn't trying to stab the floor, she's very cute as well. You move very quickly up the stairs and winding through the hallways, the little lady never letting go of your hand. She finally knocks on the door, but doesn't let go of your hand. "Coming!" You hear Charlie yelling through the door. She swings it open with a smile and then surprise as she sees you. "Y/n! You made it!" She squeals and wraps you in a hug, which the little lady doesn't let your hand go. Charlie notices the one-armed hug and looks down at her. "Niffty, what are you doing?" She asks curiously, bending down to her level. "He's my bad boy now!" She squeals, moving to my leg. You laugh and look down at her. She's very lovely. "Why don't you go find some roaches and then maybe you can have him?" Charlie tries to negotiate with her. Niffty looks at you worried, but you nod to try reassure her. 'I want to get to know this one.' Niffty nods and runs off in a different direction from where you came. "Sorry about her, she can get very excited by new people," Charlie explains, getting up from the floor. You shake your head and say, "Nah, it's ok. I really liked her."
Cherri Bomb- You spend too much time at the hotel that it's the only thing you've seen in ages. But maybe that's a good thing. Because if you weren't here waiting for Alastor to give you your next job, then you wouldn't have been here when Cherri blew up the wall. And just like the wall, you were blown away. You didn’t know what you would get yourself into with her but the night was definitely better than what you thought would happen. With Charlie out of hell, the rest of you went to a local bar. Sadly Lucifer decided not to come with you so you didn't have your normal talking buddy. This lead you to talking more with the group then one on one. The night was fun, except for Sir Pentious flirting with Cherri Bomb. You didn't know why but for some reason it really pissed you off, but it did eventually get him away from her as well. When you finally got to talk with Cherri it was amazing. She laughed at everything you said and that made the rest of the room disappear. When the night had to end though, you were very disappointed, until Cherri whispers, "What's your room number?" You went back to your hotel room and spend the rest of the night getting to know each other.
Sir Pentious- You first meet during a battle with Cherri Bomb and Angel. Cherri had texted you for help while you watched her almost get blown up. That was the last straw for you. No one messed with your twin. Except you but that's beside the point. You snuck onto the battlefield, making sure that no one saw you, but Cherri saw you. She smiled at you and looked over at her opponent. You snuck behind the snake and wrapped a rope around him. He was so surprised that even his egg minions couldn't stop you if they tried. That was the end of the battle. Cherri and Angel gave him a few more punches. You however don't touch him. You don't know why but the thought of hurting him upset you. After the two were done threatening him, you moved over and untied him. You smiled at him the whole time, checking over his wounds before you finally let him go. You start to wonder off with Cherri and Angel when you hear him yell, "Wait!" All three of you turn in confusion when he grabs your hand and smiles. "For next time," He whispers and then slithers away with the eggs. "What was that about?" Cherri asks, moving over to you. You look down at the paper that he put in your hand and smile. "Nothing of worry," You tell her and walk away. Next time won't be in a battle.
Lucifer- You met while you were both in heaven. He's gods favourite, and you're just an angel. He was being goofy like always. The first time you saw each other, it was like every other day for you. You were in the human world when you saw him. Everyone was told to leave Lilith and Adam alone, but Lucifer was not as good at doing that. When looking for the first two humans, you find Lilith alone while talking to someone. But there wasn't anyone around besides a white snake. 'What is going on?' As you get closer, you notice that the snake seems to be talking back. You slowly make your way behind the tree Lilith is leaning against. "Oh, come on. If Adam were given free choice, something bad would happen." Lilith Laughs. " But what if something good comes out of it?" The snake says. "Maybe one day, but not today. Goodnight, Lucifer." Lilith says before walking towards where she and Adam normally sleep. Lucifer waves with the end of his tail before turning towards the tree. "You know it's very rude to eavesdrop on people." He says, knowing that you are behind the tree. "You know we aren't meant to be interacting with the humans, right?" You say while walking out behind the tree. Lucifer smirks up at you before a puff of smoke engulfs him, and Lucifer the angel stands in front of you. "But it's so much fun!" He exclaims, brushing himself off a bit. "They need to work it out themselves, Lucifer," You smile at him, moving in closer to him. "Well, I better listen to you, shouldn't I?" He grins, stepping in closer. Your smile drops, and you look at him, confused. "What are you doing?" You ask him, looking at him questioningly. He doesn't answer you, and before you know it, he's pulling you in for a kiss. Every thought leaves your head and you forget why you are even out he. Well, almost forgot. You push him off you and laugh a little. "Trying to distract me?" You ask, trying to keep him away. "Well. I am temptation itself." He whispers, leaning in again. You duck out of his way and laugh more. "We have to get out of here Lucifer. No more messing with humans." You say, pointing towards the sky. Lucifer sighs but nods his head. "You are no fun. Let's go home." You both head home for the night, not realising what is to come for you both.
Preferences - Nicknames
Angel- (male reader)
For Him: Handsome
For You: Sexy
Husk-
For Him: Whiskers
For You: Trouble
Charlie-
For Her: Cutie
For You: Baby
Vaggie- (female reader)
For Her: Angel (before and after you found out that she was an angel)
For You: Beautiful
Alastor-
For Him: Red
For You: Darling
Niffty- (male reader)
For Her: Crazy
For You: Bad Boy
Cherri Bomb-
For Her: My Bomb
For You: Sexy
Sir Pentious-
For Him: Snake Boy
For You: Sweetheart
Lucifer-
For Him: My Angel
For You: Star
Preferences - Your Song
Loki-
Killer Queen – Queen
Black Cat - Felicia Hardy-
My Girl – Temptations
Green Goblin - Norman Osborn-
Who Want To Live Forever – Queen
Harry Osborn-
24K Magic – Bruno Mars
The Enchantress – Amora-
Devils Don't Fly – Natalia Kills
Venom - Eddie Brock-
To Much Love Will Kill You – Queen
Bullseye - Benjamin Poindexter-
Little Talks – Alex & Sierra
Sabretooth - Logan Creed-
Nobody But Me – Michael Buble
Mystique - Raven Darkholme-
Love of My Life - Queen
Kingpin - Wilson Grant Fisk-
The Night Begins To Shine – B.E.R.
Doctor Octopus - Dr Otto Octavius-
Never Enough – The Greatest Showman
Red Skull - Johann Schmidt-
A Thousand Miles – Vanessa Carlton
Magneto – Eric-
Boulevard Of Broken Dreams – Green Day
Doctor Doom - Victor Von Doom-
Whatever It Takes – Imagine Dragons
Preferences - Your Song
Joker-
Bohemian Rhapsody – Queen
Lex Luthor-
Body Language – Queen
Deathstroke - Slade Wilson-
High Hopes – Panic At The Disco
Two-Face - Harvey Dent-
The Monster – Eminem ft Rihanna
Scarecrow - Jonathan Crane-
Barcelona – Freddie Mercury & Montserrat Caballe
Ra's al Ghul-
Rewrite The Stars – The Greatest Showman
Harley Quinn - Harleen Quinzel-
March Of The Black Queen – Queen
Poison Ivy - Pamela Isley-
Toxic - Britney Spears
Bane-
Back To You – Salena Gomez
Talia al Ghul-
Castle On The Hill – Ed Sheeran
Deadshot - Floyd Lawton-
Love The Way You Lied – Eminem ft Rihanna
Mr Freeze - Dr Victor Fries-
Crazy Little Thing Called Love – Queen
Catwoman - Selina Kyle-
The Show Must Go On – Queen
Penguin - Oswald Cobblepot-
Animal – Conor Maynard
Killer Croc - Waylon Jones-
Come Alive – The Greatest Showman
Black Manta - David Hyde-
White Queen (As It Began) – Queen
Captain Boomerang - George "Digger" Harkness-
Radio Ga Ga – Queen
Captain Cold - Leonard Snart-
The Things We Used To Share – Thomas Sanders
Heat Wave - Mick Rory-
Calling All Girls – Queen
Enchantress - June Moone-
Don't Stop Me Now – Queen
El Diablo-
Innuendo – Queen
Reverse Flash - Eobard Thawne-
Hammer To Fall – Queen
Riddler - Edward Nigma-
Vine vs YouTube: The Song – Paint ft Thomas Sanders
Zod-
In My Blood – Shawn Mendes
Preferences - Your Family
Blitzø- Moxxie's Twin
Stolas- Fizzarolli's Twin
Millie- No Clue
Moxxie- Striker's Younger Sibling
Loona- No Clue
Fizzarolli- Blitzø's Twin
Striker- Blitzø's Older Sibling
Beelzebub- No Clue
Asmodeous- Lucifer's and Lilith's Child, Charlie's older sibling
Octavia- No Clue
Preferences - Your Family
Angel- (male reader) Husk's Younger Brother Husk- Angel's Older Sibling
Charlie- Asmodeus Child
Vaggie- (female reader) Lucifer and Lilith's Daughter Charlie's Older Sister
Alastor- Vox's Twin Niffty- (male reader) Lucifer’s Brother Charlies Uncle Cherri Bomb- No One
Sir Pentious- Cherry Bomb Twin Lucifer- No One
Preferences - Your Job
Angel- (male reader) Bartender/Old Porn Star
Husk- Old Mobster/Hired Killer
Charlie- Hotel Co-Owner
Vaggie- (female reader) Hotel Co-Owner/Doctor
Alastor- Co-Owner of Vee Enterprises
Niffty- (male reader) Don't have a job
Cherri Bomb- Ex Porn Star/Hired Killer
Sir Pentious- Vee's Assistant
Lucifer- Seraphim
Preferences - Your Ex
Angel- (male reader) Valentino. He was both your ex and he made you both feel the same way. You were special, he'd protect you, make you feel good and make you a star. Instead he abused you and made you feel like nothing. Made you feel like he was the only one that cared about you. Which only made you want to escape and never come back. Which you eventually did.
Husk- Henry. You have loved no one in hell, but when you were alive, it was him. You died before you could tell him that though, because the pain of your brother became too much. You went to hell and he went up to Heaven.
Charlie- Random people. Being the sin of lust daughter, you followed in similar ways. You haven't been in an actual relationship while you've been alive and it shows when you and Charlie start. You haven't told Charlie you have had many lovers but you can see that she is interested in the conversation when others continue to flirt when you are out together.
Vaggie- (female reader) Highschool Sweetheart. You don't even remember his name but he was different and didn't treat you like a princess, something you didn’t get often.
Alastor- Velvette. Originally it was to get back at your brother. Then you started to fall in love. Then she broke your heart by going along with your brothers crazy ass plan. Still very fresh break up when you and Alastor meet.
Niffty- (male reader) Don't have an ex. No one has ever interested you until Nifty.
Cherri Bomb- Valentino. It's how you got into the business. But now you liked the idea of draining the life from him instead.
Sir Pentious- Vox. It was very brief but was there. When you realised how crazy he can get, especially over Alastor, you broke it off. Which somehow didn't affect your job at all.
Lucifer- You've been with no one else. After he left, you did your job and left no time for another lover. He was/is your only lover.
Vaguely inspired by the first half of this post
We have absolutely nothing in common," they said.
"He's a metalhead!"
"He's a preppy rich kid!"
"He plays d&d"
"He plays sports"
"He's a total nerd"
"He wears polos, for fuck sake"
Dustin listened to them and rolled his eyes. Ever since he'd learned the real reason Steve and robin didn't date, since Steve had come out as bi and since everyone else finally figured out Eddie was gay, Dustin had been matchmaking again. He'd expected it to be easier, honestly. They were perfect for each other, if they'd only open their eyes and look beneath the surface.
He watched them deny they had anything in common in one breath, then turn around and be the exact same brand of grumpy in the morning, refuse to eat toast unless there's a pool of butter in the middle of the slice, moan about him and the other kids for the same reasons while routinely putting them first, laugh at the same jokes, eat the same junk food, drive with the same road rage and care the same way.
They were meant to be together, and Dustin just needed them to see it.
He whined about it to Robin, who agreed but reminded him of another thing they have in common.
"You know, the harder you try to push them together, the more they're going to deny it."
She was right, of course. Dustin realised now that even if she hadn't been gay, her and Steve would never have worked. Though they looked like they'd be perfect on the surface, she was far too sensible for Steve.
Steve needed to be with someone as dumb as he was, as ignorant to their own feelings.
Steve needed to be with Eddie.
"You ever heard of something called reverse psychology?" He asked Robin.
"I'm not a part of this," she insisted, but Dustin could tell by her smirk that she was on the same page.
Or at least that's what he chose to believe.
"You're right, Steve," Dustin said while Steve was driving him to hellfire. "You and Eddie really don't have anything in common. He never lets me mess with the volume control in his van."
He reached out and turned the radio up, then smiled to himself as Steve struggled between letting Dustin mess with his stereo, or admitting he had something in common with Eddie.
"Steve is definitely your polar opposite, Eddie," Dustin whispered just before the Hellfire session kicked off." He keeps candy in his glove box because he likes to snack on the go. Weirdo."
Eddie subtly moved the box of Milk Duds which were behind his DM screen into his bag on the floor.
"Right, this is what I've been saying! Guy's a weirdo," Eddie bluffed.
Dustin rolled his eyes. Idiots, the pair of them.
He dropped more hints. Steve’s favourite soda, which happened to also be Eddie's. The weird way Eddie eats lasagna (layer by layer, exactly the way Steve's mom used to yell at him for doing when he was little). He even bought them coffee once, handing them each a cup and letting them take a sip before "realising" he'd handed them the "wrong cup". The cups were identical, of course, because they both took their coffees with the same obscene amount of sugar.
That time, Dustin noticed a look pass between them. Progress, at last.
Then he idly mentioned eating pizza for dinner, knowing that it would make them both crave pizza, both go to order from that place on the corner of main street and collect it in person because they both hated the way the delivery that worked on Thursdays sometimes carried the box at a weird angle so the cheese started to slide off.
They'd both order a large pepperoni with extra cheese, and Dustin was sure it would work this time.
Dustin knew it was probably creepy, but he watched from across the street.
Steve got there first. He parked his car, then hopped out onto the street. He locked the door, twirled the keys around his fingers, and put them in his pocket. He whistled a familiar song to himself as he walked to the door of the pizza joint — Belinda Carlisle.
Eddie pulled up two minutes later, like clockwork. He parked his van right next to Steve's. Hopped out, locked up, twirled the keys, whistled — Dio this time, not Belinda Carlisle.
Dustin watched. Surely they'd interact. Surely they'd acknowledge the coincidence, recognise they had this in common, realise Dustin had been right all along.
Steve left the restaurant with the pizza box balanced against his left hip. He took his keys out of his pocket, put the pizza in the passenger seat and walked around to the driver's side. He leaned over, opened the box, and inhaled.
Eddie walked out, carrying his own pizza exactly the same way.
Steve took out a slice and started to eat it, while Eddie put his pizza in the passenger seat.
Steve finished the slice as Eddie got in the driver's side and smelled his pizza.
Steve drove away as Eddie took out a slice of the pizza and started eating it.
Neither of them acknowledged the other. It was like it was choreographed, but they didn't acknowledge each other's presence at all.
Dustin should have known subtlety wouldn't work on them. He was going to have to rethink his strategy again.
Preferences - Your Family
Eddie Munson -
Steve Harrington, (your brother)
Steve Harrington -
Dustin Henderson, (your brother)
Nancy Wheeler -
Johnathan and Will Byers, (your brothers)
Robin Buckley -
Nancy, (your sister) and Mike Wheeler, (your brother)
Jonathan Byers -
Your Family
Billy Hargrove –
Jim Hopper, (your dad)
Will Byers (Male Reader) -
Nancy, (your sister) and Mike Wheeler, (your brother)
Dustin Henderson -
Eddie Munson, (your brother)
Max Mayfield -
Lucas Sinclair, (your brother)
Lucas Sinclair -
Steve Harrington, (your brother)
Mike Wheeler -
Lucas Sinclair, (your brother)
Eleven (El) -
Jim Hopper, (Adoptive dad)
Preferences - Your Job
Eddie Munson -
Music Store
Steve Harrington -
Ice Cream Shop (Scoops Ahoy)
Nancy Wheeler -
Teacher
Robin Buckley -
Family Video store
Jonathan Byers -
Photographer for the local paper
Billy Hargrove –
Pool Lifeguard and Teacher for holidays. Tutor during the school year
For these characters, all jobs said are when they become older.
Will Byers (Male Reader) -
Construction Worker
Dustin Henderson -
Writer
Max Mayfield -
Owner of Dinner/Waitress
Lucas Sinclair -
Cheerleader
Mike Wheeler -
Police Officer
Eleven (El) -
Writer
Preferences - Favourite Movie Together
Eddie Munson -
A Nightmare on Elm Street
Steve Harrington -
Gremlins
Nancy Wheeler -
The Breakfast Club
Robin Buckley -
E.T.
Jonathan Byers -
Grease
Billy Hargrove –
Back To The Future
Will Byers (Male Reader) -
Stand By Me
Dustin Henderson -
The Neverending Story
Max Mayfield -
Beetlejuice
Lucas Sinclair -
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
Mike Wheeler -
Star Wars Episode 4: A New Hope
Eleven (El) -
The Goonies
Preferences - Your Song
Eddie Munson -
Master of Puppets by Metallica
Steve Harrington -
Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
Nancy Wheeler -
My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion
Robin Buckley -
The Lady in Red by Chris de Burgh
Jonathan Byers -
Lean on Me by Bill Withers
Billy Hargrove –
Don't Stop Believin' by Journey
Will Byers (Male Reader) -
Should I Stay or Should I Go by The Clash
Dustin Henderson -
Never Ending Story Theme Song by Limahl
Max Mayfield -
Running Up That Hill by Kate Bush
Lucas Sinclair -
Jessie's Girl by Rick Springfield
Mike Wheeler -
Dancing Queen by ABBA
Eleven (El) -
Holding Out For a Hero by Bonnie Tyler
Preferences - What Dating This Character Would Include
I may add to these chapters if I come up with other ideas. If you think of something and want me to add it, I'm more than happy to write something up.
Preferences - Your Family, If Known
Ironman - Tony Stark-
Natasha Romanoff, (your sister)
Wolverine - James "Logan" Howlett-
Normal Family
Spiderman - Peter Parker-
Tony Stark, (your dad)
Thor-
Jane Foster, (your sister)
Hulk - Bruce Banner-
Tony Stark, (your adopted brother)
Captain America - Steve Rogers-
Peggy Carter, (your mum)
Daredevil - Matt Murdock-
Jessica Jones, (your sister)
Deadpool - Wade Wilson-
Don't Know Them
Cyclops - Scott Summers-
Charles Xavier, (your dad)
Nick Fury-
Tony Stark, (your dad)
Professor X-
Scott and Alex Summers, (your brothers)
Winter Soldier - Bucky Barnes-
Wanda Maximoff, (your sister) and Pietro Maximoff, (your brother)
Doctor Strange - Stephen Strange-
Normal Family
Black Panther - T'Challa-
Steve Rogers, (your brother)
Hawkeye - Clint Barton-
Don't Know
Luke Cage-
Matt Murdock, (your brother)
Scarlet Witch - Wanda Maximoff-
Doctor Strange, (your dad)
War Machine - James "Rhodey" Rhodes-
Tony Stark, (your twin brother)
Captain Marvel - Carol Danvers-
Don't Know
Quicksilver - Pietro Maximoff-
Clint Barton, (your dad)
Vision-
Clint Barton, (your brother)
Black Widow - Natasha Romanoff-
Tony Stark, (your brother)
Falcon - Sam Wilson-
Steve Rogers, (your brother)
Jessica Jones-
Luke Cage, (your adopted brother)
Drax the Destroyer-
Peter Quill, (your brother)
Ant-man - Scott Lang-
Normal Family
Star-Lord - Peter Quill-
Gamora, (your real sister)