The Sour Demon

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[demonsours]

RULES | HEADCANONS | MUN

[acidemon]

...yeah, okay. Cool. Guess we're gaming and drinking with Malina #2. Maliina.

This is stupid.

"Yeah, that works."

She's already offering her glass. Might as well, right? Trying to think too much about whatever nonsense happens in Hell everyday would make anyone go mad. It's better to just accept things as they go.

[demonsours]

This sure was stupid but at least it was a bearable stupid.

Of course the alcohol and knowing exactly what you wanted.

So she makes the screwdriver exactly as she wanted it. That was how this worked right? Of course if she didn't like it, it wasn't like Malina wouldn't tell Malina... okay yeah this was going to need an adjustment.

"Here. You get first pick on gaming. Board or screen, don't matter to me."

The glass is handed over and two bottles of vodka are on the table in front of them.

[demonsours]

The house was quiet.

Too quiet...

...

That meant it was time to sneak into the kitchen and mix with reckless abandon!

[acidemon]

@demonsours

Squinting. "I can't be this fucking drunk. I'm not even drunk what the fuck-"

…yeah, this might as well happen, actually. There's just a second of surprise, a second in which she questions wether this is a prank, an illusion or something much worse ( evil clone???? ) before Malina just.

Groans. Yeah. Sure. This might as well happen. Wouldn't be the weirdest thing that happened to her this week alone.

"Guess we're both too sober, then.", she eventually sighs, hands on her hips and head tilted on the side. "…so.

You play Call of war, or-"

[demonsours]

If this really was a second her then there shouldn't be any issues, right?

Fuck it, we ball.

"Call of War, Call of Cthullu, Call of Duty - mostly just to make mannerless little shit tween humans cry."

There wasn't a video game or board game that Malina had not tried. Not being in held made getting her hands on such things so much easier.

"So, screwdriver? Or you want something else?" Might as well fix that sober problem.

Hell forbid Cerberus found out there was suddenly two Malina's.

[caffeinatedsadism-deactivated20]

@demonsours

"Are these one of those.. human games people play? I have personally never played one.. Only seen some humans play them on their... phones."

[demonsours]

Malina was not the biggest fan of mobile games, but she had a good reason for trying out this one. It was half decent and filled a niche that was perfect for satisfying demons.

"Yeah it's a game based off of a human one. When Modeus went to that monster realm, she brought back a few things for me."

Including knowledge that a purple cat was a bartender, cursed forever.

"It's called Pokeman, and you try and collect humans. You can treat them how you like, so I figured it might help with your got shitty coffee moods."

Given flat out murder was frowned upon, killing fake humans might hit an itch in Pan's brain when the coffee did not. Besides, if anyone understood the mood swings caused by a bad drink, it was Mal.

[acidemon]

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[demonsours]

"What fuckin' year is it."

[hellish-times]

@demonsours said: Hands her a pack of her fav smokes without a word. "The fuck have you been?"

Was Zdrada gonna turn up this gift from her dearest little sister? Hell no! She was quick to take one and light it up. Taking a nice big huff in and out!

"Thanks sis! Lucifer had me handling her dirty work for a bit. You know our dear old boss, she talks big but hates getting her hands dirty!"

[demonsours]

"You working? Amazing." She mocks in the way that only siblings do.

"Yeah little miss White Gloves ruler of Hell can't do shit herself. You must have been having fun then." Hell, Lucifer better not ask her to clean up after whatever escapades Zdrada was on.

She wasn't going to complain about the smoke this time. It had been a bit. She had a screwdriver to keep her placated for the time being.

"So what was the dirty work?"

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[demonsours]

She's just finished cleaning all the circles of Hell for an entire human year.

Why?

She's taking a work vacation.

[demonsours]

"So hypothetically-

"Would anyone wanna help me kill some fucker on the road because he may have pissed me off for being a miserable mysoginist."

This was not a hypothetical scenario.

[demonsours]

"Heh heh heh..."

Cackles in 'Repelling Eldritch Blast's you into the abyss'.

[demonsours]

"Helltaker is more of a title. A rather literal one: he took us out of Hell."

"You don't see me going all out with my demon title all the fucking time."

Not the one where she was called sour. That one was fine. She was talking about her other one.

[hellish-times]

@demonsours said: "Sounds rough buddy. Lucifer could fix that."

"Lu is part of the reason I feel this fifty at thirty! She got drunk off her fancy wine, and got in a fight with Ms. Martin from across the street."

[demonsours]

"So thats what all the noise was last night."

A girl could mot gsme in that kind of environment so Mal just fucked off to the local internet cafe.

Note to self: try the wine later.

"Did Lucifer win though..."

Important questions being asked right here.

[demonsours]

“Yeah, you could definitely say that’s the reason I’m taller.”

It was not technically wrong either. Who was she to correct a giant, buff oni on a day like today?

“Not going to get as tall as you can though. That’s not on my list of things to fuck with. That’s part of your whole deal anyway.”

@ira-sturm​

[demonsours]

“Yeah I discovered these things called ‘vitamins’ and ‘milk’. Turns out that helps make you grow, or some shit.”

And it was not because she just had the demon powers to make herself look like whatever she wanted at will. Nope not at all.

@tacetnix​

[demonsours]

“Fuck it.”

“I’m six foot one now.”