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i am making a film

hopefully this will not be in it

*me the night before final exam*

I believe it's that time of the year when I feel like selling everything I own, moving out to the country, own a farm, buy a banjo and get a dog called old yeller. In other words, it's finals time.

#finals #exams #university #australia #treefitty #going insane

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You know you’re a New Zealander when‬ your introduction to drugs & alcohol was from a giraffe called Harold in a darkened trailer parked at your primary school.

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step inside kids

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Fuck Harold, THE SUN DOE.

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Every single location on Earth has two faces: There’s the one you see on the postcards, and the one that actually exists. For example, when you say “Las Vegas” everyone pictures the strip, not the trailer parks. The real city has both. Well, if you travel the world – and we mean really travel, not just visit resorts and tourist destinations – the reality can be shocking.

Just ask Jacek Mokujin Adamus, who spent a year backpacking through rural China, exploring an amazing – and often unsettling – side of the country you’re not going to see on the news.

5 Insane Facts Of Life In Rural China

The signs and laughter:

Aries: laughs at their own jokes, hits things when they laugh, even other people

Taurus: sort of quiet, breathy laugh, if they find something really funny they'll keep laughing for hours

Gemini: loud, spontaneous outbursts of giggling, face usually gets red when people see them, finds things wayyyy funnier than they actually are

Cancer: cover their face when they laugh, usually don't laugh too loud but when they do it's adorable

Leo: laughs at EVERYTHING, usually loud, sometimes can even make themselves laugh, makes self-deprecating jokes for attention

Virgo: usually don't laugh at a single thing for too long, people need to keep the joke going for them to laugh REALLY hard

Libra: will try to make their laugh as flirtatious as they can if a love interest is around, make jokes about situations theyve been in

Scorpio: sometimes unpredictable as to what they find funny, likes crude jokes, finds people hurting themselves funny, loud(ish)

Sagittarius: genuinely funny, laughs at your joke and then will add something to it to make it even funnier

Capricorn: same as virgo, probably have lots of inside jokes with their friends, they usually dont laugh really loud in public but if you get them alone they will SCREAM

Aquarius: laughs at the weirdest things, sometimes even the smallest jokes can make them laugh so hard they cry

Pisces: giggle and smile at almost everything (sorta like theyre high), usually laugh a lot, though not loudly

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“Hey, sweet-cheeks! Looking good! Then again, ‘good’ cannot exist without its binary opposition, 'bad!’ Woo!” - Deconstruction Worker

patrickcassels (via collegehumor)

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HI YES HELLO MY NAME IS JENN AND I’M HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT BEN URICH.

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In the Abandoned Barn is a beautifully illustrated children’s book about an abandoned barn that is slowly eroding and becoming part of the nature around it.

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Matt you can’t just objection yourself out of getting arrested…

Beautiful

A relationship should not drain you.

A relationship should be about building each other up, together as a team.

Don’t be in a relationship if it doesn’t improve your life over being single.

it’s ok to be with yourself.

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Read this. And then read it again.

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applies to friendships too

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And as the world comes to an end I'll be here to hold your hand 'Cause you're my king and I'm your lionheart.

Saw this

If I talk to you on FaceBook but you never answer but 'read it' and then we hang out and I see you on your phone all the time, I will drop kick you on the back of the neck.