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@denamelesshuman
Little animation based on @denamelesshuman 's fic Babyhaki Disease . Please go to read it! Thank you so much for allowing me to draw this!
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my jjk fic has turned into this precious art! Thank youu 🥹🩵🩷 Yuji is very happy for his kawaiiii baby
Babytrap
Nina: Obviously I'm the most flexible here. I used to learn ballet for months.
Dieter: You sure? Can you put your legs behind your head? Cause Tenma says Johan can.
Tenma:
Nina: And how do you know that, Tenma??
Johan:
Johan: You're my doctor but I would totally be down to be fucked by you if you asked-
Tenma, choking on his drink: Johan?? what??!
Johan, realizing he slipped out: What?
Nina, not looking up from her phone: He said he'd totally be down if you wanna dick his butt.
Dieter: Johan is sulking and shutting himself in his room because he has boyfriend issues with you.
Tenma: ...but we aren't boyfriends though?
Dieter: Yeah, that's the issue.
The twins hang out
Johan: *phone starts ringing*
Nina, looking to see who’s calling: You still call your foster dad “daddy”?
Johan, answering the phone and making direct eye contact with Nina: Hello Dr. Tenma.
Nina: *chokes on her chips*
Post-canon, after getting report of Johan's last psychotherapy session.
Tenma: What is still troubling you? I'd like to help you as best as I could.
Johan: I still don't have a family name.
Tenma, smiling, writing down 'Tenma Johan': That's easy to solve. Just keep getting better and don't do anymore to yourself.
Johan:
Johan: Doctor, you do realize that you just proposed to me?
Tenma:
Nina: Tenma! Johan is so mean to me, he stole my favorite dress again so I can't go on a date! Fuck him!
Tenma: I already do that.
Dieter: What
Tenma: What-
Nina: WHAT?!
Tenma: Wait-
Johan: And he's very good at that too 😏
Monster, last episode. When Johan wakes up with Tenma at his bedside.
Johan, waking up after a coma: ...Am I in heaven?
Tenma: No, I'm sorry, hate to break it to you, Johan...
Johan:
Tenma: But they would never let you in heaven.
Johan:
Nina: When you did all your crimes, did you know that voice in your head that told you what you were doing was wrong?
Johan: You mean the one that sounded like Dr Tenma?
Dieter: Tenma, could you imagine if people started paying others for being beautiful?
Tenma: Yeah. Then Johan would've been the richest person in the world.
Dieter: HUH??
Johan: What.
Tenma: I-I mean- *panics*
Johan: Do you mean that, Doctor?
Tenma *blushes*: Yeah.
The twins, watching Tenma fights Roberto: Johan, do you think you can take Tenma?
Johan, blushing: Yes...
Anna:
Anna: Why are you suddenly blushing?? I meant take him in a fight— I'M TELLING MOTHER
*secret relationship*
Nina visits their home
Nina: Where’s Johan?
Tenma: We just stepped out of the shower. He’ll come in a minute.
Nina: Okay, I really need to ask him abou—
Nina: —wait.
Nina: “We”?!
Roberto: if Horst and I were drowning, who would you save?
Johan: you two can't swim?
Roberto: Johan, it's called a hypothetical question!
Johan: I see
Roberto: so who'd you save?
Johan: I would rather save my time and effort.
Roberto:
Roberto: *weeping inside*
Dieter: this classmate of mine keeps bullying me at school!
Tenma: why don't you ask your senior to help first?
Dieter: oh, by my senior, you mean like...Johan? He's my senior, right?
Tenma: Ye- NO! For god sake Dieter don't you EVER ask Johan to take care of some people!
Tenma: Guys, i need help!
Grimmer: lunch help?
Lunge: job help?
Karl: financial help?
Rudi: emotional support help?
Johan: help moving a body?
everyone:
Johan: what?
Nina: hey, big brother? could i get some dating advice? Since you've been married for a while now.
Johan: Anna, just because i'm with Dr. Tenma doesn't mean i know how i did it.
Nina:
Nina: wow, i hope your husband doesn't know you think this way, Johan. Poor Tenma..
