spideypool headcanons! (but for a fic I'm writing)
Peter's favourite film is Pretty Woman, wades obviously is Yentl
One thing they have in common is that they both like Motley Crue, so Wade brags about how he saw Motley Crue live and thinks it affects Peter, but it doesn't because Peter actually met the band (Wade doesn't know)
They have four guinea pigs, Peter named them: chillie, patty, pollo, and cynthia. (all for a reason)
Peter drinks all types of wine like it's water, and Wade sticks to beers.
Wade is the better cook, except when it comes to Christmas, then thats peters territory.
They co-own a white Mustang GT because they can afford that shit (only Wade really drives it)
Peter is strict about bringing outside shoes into the house, as he's taken multiple days off work to scrub and get the dirt stains out of the carpet.
Peter was driving through a back road once and saw a small farm that was up for sale. It took a lot of convincing for Wade and himself to go see it. They did in the end, and they both unironically loved it so much that they moved there.
They have chickens and turkeys only for the moment.
Peter made a lab in the basement, it's full of stark tech.
Wade and Peter host dinners for holidays of all sorts and invite all their friends round to eat. They've stuck with it since they moved onto the farm.
They have an Xbox, PlayStation 4, which sounds like it's gonna explode, a Nintendo with like every Mario game on earth, and a dodgy Fire TV Stick.
— rewind to when Matt was back in college and was dating this girl who had gotten this album by an artist called 'duffy' from her pen-pal in england, she had put it on one night while in her dorm together and he really liked it, though the girl didn't so much so when they broke up and Matt went to go get his stuff from her dorm she said he can have the disc. Matt was so moved by this that they became the bestest of Facebook friends and was invited to her future wedding. (Frank found that totally weird)
Franks top 3 artists:
1. milli vanilli
2. Whitney Houston
3. mötley crüe
— when he was still with Maria she had thrifted a bunch of CDs, he had no interest in them until his kids started saying "music from your generation is boring!" frank most certainly took that to heart and for a week straight played milli vanilli, Whitney and mötley crüe. his kids let him win the argument and begged him to stop after hearing 'i wanna dance with somebody (who loves me) for what felt like 500th time. After they died he kept the CDs and took them everywhere with him, it reminded him that this music would always be a part of him from now on. Matt told Karen the next day and cried, Karen was heart warmed and freaked out as Matt never cried.
"what abt their wedding song!"
Matt's suggestion: you're still the one by Shania twain
franks suggestion: made in Japan by buck Owens and the buckaroos
what they agreed on: if I ain't got you by Alicia keys
— Matt heard it on the work radio and was immediately dazzled, on the inside ofc, he went home that day grinning like a toddler who had done something mischievous for the first time. frank asked him about what's going on and Matt started yapping how he found their first dance song and it was great. after a bunch of talking, frank finally managed to get it out of him and was mildly impressed.
Matt was annoyed that he wasn't as gleeful as he was and refused to speak to Frank for the rest of the afternoon. on patrol that night, it only suddenly hit Matt that it was Frank's second wedding, and typically not by choice. if Maria and his kids didn't die, frank wouldn't be sat on their sofa watching a movie with their dog (?).
Matt had all the guilt coursing through his veins, he now felt horrible about how petty he was being. after patrol, he went home and saw frank like he thought; on the sofa, watching a movie, with their dog (?) frank didn't acknowledge that Matt was standing there, thinking Matt was still annoyed at him.
Matt gave a big sigh and apologised, and went on about if he doesn't want to continue on with the wedding that's fine and he completely understood. frank looked at him confused, frank didn't know where he was getting this from and instantly argued that he wanted to marry Matt. he explained about why he was quote on quote "mildly impressed" was because he never heard the song before. it's not like he's listened to Alicia keys 24/7 when his radio in the van doesn't go past 89'.
anyway, they both made up in the end and ended up having crazy sex. it resulted in Matt not calling into work the next day, which to foggy's muse thought he meant about last night's patrol, Matt just agreed with him and said he didn't need to elaborate further.
(Married and they had a happy ending version, I'm a canon divergence FREAK)
I am only on season 4 so please don't hate me if I'm outdated 😮💨😞
Castiel reads cook books, he then spends all day making dinner. He is DEVOTED, Dean can't help but laugh about it.
Castiel doesn't need sleep so most nights he sits there listening to Dean's snoring, sometimes cas pinches his nose and then Dean starts choking. Makes him giggle 😋
Because Sam is glued to the front seat of the Impala, Dean will casually put his arm around the seats and flail his hand out so Cas can hold it (yes if you've seen the fan art, ykyk)
If Cas and Dean are alone in the imapla together, Dean sometimes willingly teaches Cas how to drive (the most he's taught him is to; go forward, brake, a little something about gears and how to change the radio station)
Cas plays candycrush
Dean doesn't watch movies with Cas because Cas is one of those people who asks every single little detail either about the actor or somehow forgets who the main character is and asks who they are and what they are doing.
Castiel's favorite song is drops of Jupiter by train
Dean can't believe Cas has a favorite song
And that it's shit (in his opinion)
Their first dance song was 'made in japan' (chosen by Sam as this was the bit he wanted to help in)
Bucky has an orchard of plum trees (+ like 5 apple trees and a singular pear tree)
Sam doesn't let Bucky borrow any of his shirts because he'll wash them and see a sleeve will have been ripped off
When Bucky is busy Sam will willingly feed the goats their very maintained diet Bucky set up for each of them. It's so specific that Bucky had to write down how much goat mix Sam has to weigh out. (Takes him forever)
During winter because they live in a 1940s house, there's no insulation and so every night when they go to bed they are literally pressed up against each other with about 10 blankets on top of them. Then bucky gets too hot and ends up stripping down to his boxers and starfishing across the bed.
Sometimes Sam wakes up in the middle of the night and makes sandwiches for himself and sits at the table and just silently eats them, even before he and Bucky were married, dating etc. Bucky knew this but never asked why.
Bucky babysat AJ and Cass while Sam and Sarah went to an usher concert. Realistically it was AJ and Cass babysitting Bucky as he had no idea what he was doing. When Sam and Sarah got home they found the boys all asleep on the sofa from watching the 1922 Nosferatu. Everyone had many questions the next morning...
Bucky's favourite Christmas film is it's a wonderful life and Sam's favourite Christmas movie is it's a Muppets Christmas carol.
As an April fools prank, Sam wax striped Bucky's chest hair and Bucky still hasn't forgiven him for it.
They have a spare room for Joaquin in their house just in case he needs watching after a mission (if injured) but Bucky doesn't let anyone from his work come over as it's the only time he can get away from them. Bucky's excuse is that he thinks they are capable of stealing the goats.
I'm going to do one where they're married with children because I believe in happy endings.
Bucky won't let Sam get rid of their landline that came with their 1940's farmhouse. As much as he finds iPhones useful he will NOT never find it weird that the world has evolved enough to carry a phone around in a pocket.
Sam hates it when Bucky puts his arm in the dishwasher, it grosses him out and it takes up all the room. Bucky still does it (only when Sam's not home).
Sam catches Bucky every once in a while wiggling his butt to pop songs on the radio although bucky says he doesn't like them and just listens to whatever. (Sam thinks he would be Kateyes 7th member.)
Sam hates that shuri let Bucky take the goats from wakanda, they wake him up every morning and it pisses him off so much that he wakes up earlier than his alarm just to prepare himself to hear them scream.
Bucky can't watch modern day movies, it bores him so much that he falls asleep during them.
At the end of every month Bucky takes a day off just mow his 10 acres of farm land. He'll put headphones on and just... Mow? The time Sam gets back he's still at it, on his big zero-turn, red mower.
Bucky likes to watch those quiz videos on tiktok, he'll sit there and shout out the answer, when he gets the answer wrong he'll shout "that's fucking bullshit" and just scroll to the next video.
Sam calls Bucky his 'favourite greasy haired homeless man'
Sam accidentally called bucky "Jamie" once in bed, he never did it again but Bucky wants him too.
Bucky has a fridge and a camping chair in his barn and sometimes sneaks off just to drink a beer in there while having a one sided conversation with his goats.
