Mighty Seeburger

Wife. Mother of four. Lover of dogs and candy. 1x1

[denisemarie-seeburger]

Husband, I did a thing.

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[majorseeburger]

De, God.

[denisemarie-seeburger]

Idk, have fun.

[majorseeburger]

I love you very much.

[denisemarie-seeburger]

Good because no take backsies.

[majorseeburger]

Yeah yeah. I’ll see.

[denisemarie-seeburger]

Buy a stripper or something!

[majorseeburger]

I appreciate that.

[denisemarie-seeburger]

I love you.

[majorseeburger]

Oh, I’ll see how oh goes.

[denisemarie-seeburger]

Dye your hair and get a tattoo!

[majorseeburger]

You think so?

[denisemarie-seeburger]

Yes, He's going to be strong, and nice, and smart, and funny. And so, so handsome.

[majorseeburger]

Yes ma’am.

[denisemarie-seeburger]

And because you can, do something stupid.

[majorseeburger]

Yeah... he does.

[denisemarie-seeburger]

He's going to be so handsome.

[majorseeburger]

I love you.

[denisemarie-seeburger]

I love you too, just be sure you get back to me in one piece! I'll probably be up with Reed when you get home, so I can tuck you in and hold your hair while you commit.

[majorseeburger]

I miss when Junior was fat and dark like me.

[denisemarie-seeburger]

He still looks so much like you.

[majorseeburger]

You sure?

[denisemarie-seeburger]

Of course! You deserve a night off from being Daddy and husband of the year.

[majorseeburger]

Maybe tomorrow. I think I want to stay in with you.

[denisemarie-seeburger]

You don't have to, you've been locked in since Reed was born. Go hang out with the man who let us have his name for our kid, and get drunk, and eat nachos and do boy things. Go have fun.

[majorseeburger]

No one’s leaving you, De.

[denisemarie-seeburger]

Not yet, but one day... I thought you were going out tonight with your buddies?

[majorseeburger]

Aaaaw yeah. Fun parent 4 lyfe

[denisemarie-seeburger]

I need something to give me joy other than my family, because they're all going to leave me :(((

[majorseeburger]

That’s… really cute.

[denisemarie-seeburger]

The Marines are going to kidnap my other boy, it's not cute :(

And something is telling me Delaney is going to go your direction too, she's more like you than me. Damn, my number of precious items has just diminished by one.