[majorseeburger]

Yeah yeah. I’ll see.

[denisemarie-seeburger]

Buy a stripper or something!

[majorseeburger]

De, God.

[majorseeburger]

I appreciate that.

[denisemarie-seeburger]

I love you.

[majorseeburger]

I love you very much.

[majorseeburger]

Oh, I’ll see how oh goes.

[denisemarie-seeburger]

Dye your hair and get a tattoo!

[majorseeburger]

Yeah yeah. I'll see.

[majorseeburger]

You think so?

[denisemarie-seeburger]

Yes, He’s going to be strong, and nice, and smart, and funny. And so, so handsome.

[majorseeburger]

I appreciate that.

[majorseeburger]

Yes ma’am.

[denisemarie-seeburger]

And because you can, do something stupid.

[majorseeburger]

Oh, I'll see how oh goes.

[majorseeburger]

Yeah… he does.

[denisemarie-seeburger]

He’s going to be so handsome.

[majorseeburger]

You think so?

[majorseeburger]

I love you.

[denisemarie-seeburger]

I love you too, just be sure you get back to me in one piece! I’ll probably be up with Reed when you get home, so I can tuck you in and hold your hair while you commit.

[majorseeburger]

Yes ma'am.

[majorseeburger]

I miss when Junior was fat and dark like me.

[denisemarie-seeburger]

He still looks so much like you.

[majorseeburger]

Yeah... he does.

[majorseeburger]

You sure?

[denisemarie-seeburger]

Of course! You deserve a night off from being Daddy and husband of the year.

[majorseeburger]

I love you.

[majorseeburger]

I miss when Junior was fat and dark like me.

[denisemarie-seeburger]

You don’t have to, you’ve been locked in since Reed was born. Go hang out with the man who let us have his name for our kid, and get drunk, and eat nachos and do boy things. Go have fun.

[majorseeburger]

You sure?

[denisemarie-seeburger]

Not yet, but one day… I thought you were going out tonight with your buddies?

[majorseeburger]

Maybe tomorrow. I think I want to stay in with you.

[denisemarie-seeburger]

I need something to give me joy other than my family, because they’re all going to leave me :(((

[majorseeburger]

No one's leaving you, De.

[denisemarie-seeburger]

The Marines are going to kidnap my other boy, it’s not cute :(

And something is telling me Delaney is going to go your direction too, she’s more like you than me. Damn, my number of precious items has just diminished by one.

[majorseeburger]

Aaaaw yeah. Fun parent 4 lyfe

[denisemarie-seeburger]

He wants to be just like you, so I told him to eat more apples.

[majorseeburger]

That's... really cute.

[denisemarie-seeburger]

I cuddled with my oldest son today, and he told me that when he grows up, he wants to do what his dad does.. When he left the room, I cried.

[majorseeburger]

He really said that?

[majorseeburger]

[denisemarie-seeburger]

Like enough to give me another baby?

[majorseeburger]

Of course.