(danny devito voice) that doesn't seem very gay

what up i'm olly im 20 and i never fuckin learned how to read // she/her // i only blog on mobile lol

[denisreynolds]

cool things you can do when you’ve recovered from an eating disorder: eat an ENTIRE loaf of chocolate chip banana bread, then immediately try on 2 new bikinis and take a lot of pics bc ur feeling urself

[denisreynolds]

i’m so happy and in love and my life is so full, i recovered from my eating disorder and i love my body and i have the best relationship with exercise and food and i love to eat, i love my girlfriend i can’t believe i literally met my future wife, my life is just so fucking FULL im so GRATEFUL i want to grab my 18 yr old self by the shoulders and tell her it gets better and hug her and feed her and just give her the human interaction and nutrition and love that she’s starving herself of, all in due time my dear past self... all in due time

[denisreynolds]

we’ve already named all four of our kids who don’t even exist yet

[10memes]

[mentholsmoker]

this person married a branch of bananas

[ffincher]

if ur friendship isnt cowboy/vampire solidarity is it even friendship?

[ffincher]

if this isnt u and ur friend what r u doing!!!!!!!

[denisreynolds]

i can’t wait to propose to my gf ((in like a year))

[denisreynolds]

i applied to ~40 jobs and so far i’ve gotten one (1) interview, this job market is rly fuckt isn’t it

[denisreynolds]

2+ months and over 150 job applications and still no job ! i’m a straight A student at a top 10 university and work experience and no one will hire me uhhh if that doesn’t sum up the millennial experience i don’t know WHAT does

[pazdelahuertafanclub2005-deacti]

i cant believe people shit on sags and sag placements.. Like i geddit sagittarius moon is most likely to put adderal in your burger and sagittarius venus will roll you a blunt instead of buying you a wedding ring but learn how to have fun maybe!

[make--it--gayer]

[kingcheddarxvii]

on my wedding night

me: *sobbing*

my wife: what’s wrong

me: I can’t believe a girl likes me

[lookataleaf3000]

[denisreynolds]

i applied to ~40 jobs and so far i've gotten one (1) interview, this job market is rly fuckt isn't it

[denisreynolds]

every time a middle aged straight white man plays queen at a backyard cookout he owes every single gay a dollar

[denisreynolds]

every time a middle aged straight white man plays queen at a backyard cookout he owes every single gay a dollar

[denisreynolds]

i never try for anything bc i always convince myself i won't be good enough and shouldn't even bother and... as an aspiring professional this is... really holdng me back

[denisreynolds]

i'm having a crisis but when ARENT i having a crisis

[denisreynolds]

hm i. i don't like this feeling