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      ✩ ❝ You know how scholars say the sun in the human realm will still burn and won’t explode for another few million years? What if they’re wrong and that’s why the sun keeps looking like that? We’re all going to die in an epic, fiery explosion! ❞

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diabolusfelis·:

     “It’s just a piece of tech, is it really that interesting?” He was, understandably, more interested in the girl herself. “Let me guess: you a demon?”

     ✩ ❝ 'Just a piece of tech’? Man, if Morrigan heard that she’d be pretty mad at you! ❞

     ❝ Let me guess; you’re not a gamer? ❞

[venatorio]

     “Ghosts aren’t that scary… I mean, I guess I don’t      find them scary since I hunt monsters and demons.      Ghosts are the least of your worries.”

Thanks, Richter.

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      ✩ ❝ Ghosts are whiny babies. ❞ she says this as if it’s a given fact.

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      ✩ ❝ I see why Morrigan was always playing with this, ❞ she pops out of seemingly nowhere, idly tapping away at the buttons of the handheld she currently holds.

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Nonverbal RP Starters

I’m finding it difficult to find memes for nonverbal characters ( be they mute, or just not fond of talking ) so I thought I’d make a few!

Neutral

☝️ Tap my muse on the shoulder

👉 Point to something for my muse to see

🤙 Bump into my muse

😊 Sit down next to my muse

🤨 Sit down across from my muse

📓 Push/Slide [an object] across a table to my muse

✍️ Pass my muse a note

🙄 Roll their eyes at my muse

🚪 Tap on a table/door/wall/chair to get my muse’s attention without speaking

Aggressive

🐺 Growl at my muse

😬 Snarl/show teeth at my muse

😠 Death Glare at my muse

🙌 Push/Shove my muse

👊 Punch my muse

👖 Kick my muse in the shin

👠 Stomp on my muse’s foot

😵 Knee my muse in the gut

💀 Knee my muse in the groin

🔪 Point a weapon at my muse

🖕 Flip my muse the bird/a similar gesture

👔 Roughly pull my muse down by the collar

💢 Bang on a door/wall/table to get my muse’s attention- angrily

Angst

👩‍⚕️ Put pressure on my muse’s wound

🌡 Push my muse down to give them medical attention

🥣 Bring my muse soup/medicine when they are sick

🤢 Hold my muse’s hair back/Rub my muse’s back while they are sick/throwing up

👐 Hold my muse when they are badly wounded/dying

👁 Wake my muse up during a nightmare

🐱 Hold my muse after a nightmare

😭 Hold my muse when they are crying

😢Touch my muse’s shoulder while they are crying in secret

💧 Wipe away my muse’s tears

💥 Try to calm my muse during an overwhelming emotional moment

⛈ Find my muse after some kind of trauma

Soft

👕 Tug on my muse’s sleeve/shirt/skirt

🐈 Lean against my muse’s side

🤝 Hold my muse’s hand

🤗 Pull my muse into a hug

🐕 Rest their head on my muse’s shoulder/knee

🐶 Nuzzle my muse with their nose [specify a location]

✋ Touch the back of my muse’s hand

🤝 Reach for my muse’s hand to hold it

👗 Fix/Straighten my muse’s clothes

😴 Stand by the bed to see if my muse will let you under the covers with them

🛌 Crawl under the covers with my muse

🥪 Set a plate/tray/bowl of food down for my muse

😚 Kiss my muse on the cheek

Playful

🌸 Put a flower in my muse’s hair

✨ Playfully shove my muse’s shoulder

💃 Pull my muse onto a dance floor/up to dance

🤞 Come up beside them and tap the shoulder opposite where they’re standing

😈 Jump out of the shadows to scare/startle my muse

😛 Stick their tongue out at my muse

😱 Make a silly face at my muse

🤭 Tickle my muse

👃 Poke my muse’s nose

💪 Pick my muse up

Sensual/Sexual

💘 Pull my muse in for a rough kiss

💕 Pull my muse in for a tender kiss

💞 Pull my muse in for a messy/desperate kiss

💖 Lean in to give my muse a sweet/chaste kiss

❤️ Lean in to give my muse a tender kiss

🔥 Pull my muse down by the collar/by their clothes - in a sexy way

😉 Pull my muse in by the hips

😲 Smack my muse’s butt

💋 Kiss my muse’s neck

👌 Push my muse down and give them a massage

👙 Pull [an article of clothing] off my muse

👀 Push my muse down on the bed

👄 Pull my muse onto the bed

[stigmatamiko-deactivated2019051]

     ♕ “Belle fille! I’m quite captivated by your wings!” As many nobles were, Marie Antoinette was easily captivated by the beautiful. Her tastes might have been a little unconventional than most, giving credence to her sudden infatuation with a succubus.

     “You are a monster, non? A succubus? A little devil? Regardless I’m curious about you! So pretty!”

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      ✩ ❝ Ohh, you think so? Thanks! I grew them myself, ❞ well, not technically... But the details weren’t important at this point, were they?

      ❝ And you are correct. What gave it away? My stunning beauty? Careful; if you keep buttering me up I might just steal you away! ❞

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@anglerfishnabe

      ✩ ❝ Ahahaha! Dressed properly this time, are we? ❞

      ❝ Well, if you wanted to streak now would be the time since it’s getting warmer out. So, which is it? Are you a nudist by choice or do you just have terrible luck? Kyahaha!! ❞

[rpmemes-galore]

Buzzfeed Unsolved: Supernatural   {Sentence Starters}

“Spooky, huh?”

“Its not a ghost.”

“Are ghosts real?”

“You look like an idiot!”

“I wasn’t fat-shaming Bigfoot!”

“Knock me down with a feather!”

“I just got startled by a disco ball…”

“How.. how do you go that wrong?”

“You wanna lie on the pentagram?”

“Oh my god, you have a death wish!”

“Hey there, demons, its me… ya boy.”

“That’s the biggest lie I’ve ever heard.”

“I think I’m gonna buy you a punch in the face.”

“She doesn’t seem like a very intelligent ghost.”

“Yeah, I got the chills even just thinking about it.”

“How about I open the door and you walk in first?”

“Well, if its any consolation, you look like an idiot.”

“Like pretty much everywhere we go, its old and gross.”

“And the worst part is, I don’t even have my holy water!”

“Can I use the jacuzzi hot tub we’ve been blessed with?”

“I’m gonna serve you up a fresh truth pancake right now.”

“That’s concerning… that there’s that tiny margin of error.”

“If I see people taller than me, I get concerned about them.”

“I’m saying just ‘cause something’s old, doesn’t mean its bad.”

“Do you always have to insult the ghost of the place we’re at?”

“You’re not gonna believe me if I tell you, so why even tell you?”

“And, as you can see, this is the place where nightmares are made.”

“I ask myself that a lot, too. I don’t understand why I do these things.”

“Oh, he’ll pick you up, alright. He’ll pick you up and crack you in two.”

“I never said I wanted to murder you! This is a hypothetical situation!” 

“He said that, but I agree with it. He meant it more, though, so hit him!”

“If you slit my throat tonight, I’m gonna have a hard time forgiving you for that.”

“No, I can’t imagine that. I’d never want to imagine that. Are YOU imagining that?”

“Why don’t you punch me in the face, maybe smack me around a little? What are you, a wussy?”

[somerpaskmemes]

Shit the Skyrim Guards Say - Ask Meme

“You have committed crimes against [place] and her people, what say you in your defense?”

“Then pay with your blood.”

“Done. Now move along, before you get me in trouble.”

“Wait… I know you.”

“I need to ask you to stop. That… shouting… is making people nervous.”

“Hold it there. Before I let you into [place], you need to pay the visitor’s tax.”

“Hold it there! Keep your distance.”

“How should I know? I don’t work for them.”

“We’ll handle things from here. Move along.”

“You need something?”

“Well, spit it out. What’s the matter?“

“Bah! Stop wasting my time!”

“How dare that little fool! And right under my nose!“

“By the gods, [he’ll/she’ll/they’ll] not get away with this.”

“Don’t worry, I’ll take care of it.“

“I’m on top of that little matter we discussed.”

“Don’t worry, [he’ll/she’ll/they’ll] rot in a cell and pay for what [he’s/she’s/they’ve] done.“

"You don’t want to go up to that [place], [name]. It’s a terrible sight.”

“So many knife wounds…”

“Something to tell the grandkids, eh?“

“Your funeral. Someone else is gonna have to help you get [him/her/them] back in there again.”

“Did you see a dog out there?”

“You look like a crazy [man/woman/person] to me.”

“You just keep quiet and stay where you are.”

“I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee…”

“Let me guess - someone stole your sweetroll…“

"Gotta keep my eyes open. Damn dragons could swoop down at any time.”

“My cousin is out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard duty.”

“Disrespect the law, and you disrespect me.”

“Watch the skies, traveler.”

“No lollygaggin’.”

“I’d be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of mead…”

“Got to thinking, maybe I’m the Dragonborn, and I just don’t know it yet.”

“I mostly deal with petty thievery and drunken brawls.”

“Been too long since we’ve had a good bandit raid.”

“Fancy yourself an alchemist, hmm? Never could get the hang of that.”

“Staying safe, I hope?”

“Fear not. Come dragon or giant, we’ll be ready.”

“They say if a vampire so much as scratches you, you’ll turn into one. That better not be true.”

“Never heard of vampires doing anything like that before.“

“Stay out of trouble, [Name].”

"By the gods! It… it can’t be!”

“Go cast your fancy magic some place else.”

“Woah, woah, woah! Watch the magic!”

“You come up to me, fists raised? You looking for a beating?”

“You look tired, friend.”

“Guard might get nervous, a [man/woman/person] approaches with his weapon drawn…”

“Gonna get cold tonight. Might want to at least cover your delicates.”

“Bit late to be wandering around, isn’t it?”

“Hey, you mix potions, right? Can you brew me an ale?”

“So you can cast a few spells. Am I supposed to be impressed?”

“Go fiddling with any locks around here, we’re going to have a real problem.”

“I find your hand in my pocket, I’m going to cut it off.”

“Don’t think you can barter with me like I’m one of those damned shopkeepers.”

“Heard about you and your honeyed words…”

“I know your kind, always sneaking about.”

“The gods gave you two hands, and you use them both for your weapon. I can respect that.”

“Is that… fur? Coming out of your ears?”

“Imagine, blowing up an entire town.”

 "Now, I know who you are. And… and I know your business… Just, please… These are good folk we got here. Mostly…“

“These are dark times, my friend. Dark times, indeed…”

“You have saved this land… and our very souls.“

"Who did you have to kill to get that blade?”

[avengier]

          ❝ Oi, what the Hell? There’s some rumors about a dragon in that stupid forest outside of the city and nobody told me?! ❞ jalter, you could have easily found out if you paid attention in the first place instead of expecting others to blab about it.

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      ✩ ❝ Aren’t the point of rumours that you’re supposed to just overhear them or find them out for yourself? Anyway, are you a fan of dragons or something? ❞

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      ✩ ❝ Why is there a colosseum? Don’t people fight outside of that place all the time, anyway? I know I do! ❞

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regdelete‌:

“The non-human population has always been rather prominent, but I agree it seems to be growing more and more pronounced. I’m sure there are those hoping for an imbalance to justify killing a little easier, be it humans killing monsters or monsters killing humans, but let’s hope it doesn’t come to that.”

      ✩ ❝ Yeah, I guess... That’s boring, though; like why would I even want to kill something weaker than me, without a fight? Anyways, I wonder if this means there will be more nighttime establishments? More than there are currently, in any case! ❞

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      ✩ ❝ There’s been more monsters and darkstalkers arriving lately. Have the people running this place become sick of bringing in a lot of weak humans? ❞

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vclours‌:

“Yesh!!!!!”

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      ✩ Typically on this day, one would expect a number of fake, colourful snakes to fly out upon opening a can of peanuts. This time, however, as a stranger opens said can from the darkstalker, an array of loud and extreme fireworks shoots out from within, causing the stranger to scream... And the succubus to laugh.

      ❝ Wow, I can’t believe you fell for it! ❞ she manages in between boisterous laughter, watching the other run away before turning to face yet another stranger.

      ❝ Oh, you should be careful. I heard someone dug a whole bunch of pitfalls around here! ❞

[memories]

I’m not going to say it again: #✩ waver velvet { vclours }. deserves to win first place.

[memories]

If the groundhog sees @betrayou, that’s 6 more weeks of winter.