silas

[iluveatingmoss]

Hello I've seen you've stumbled upon my blog!

you can call me Kage (username), Silas, Moss, Daphne or anything really

I’m a thing who uses he/they or she/they or it/its or xe/xem or some other pronouns depending on the day :p

I think I'm berisexual, quoisexual, objectum and fictosexual :3

also i might be otherlink and my linktypes are orca, wolf, deer, raccoon, cat, margay

I use ‘pet names’ for my friends a lot it’s never in a romantic manner

might be offline quite a bit because camping and volunteering TwT

[ubercharge]

[ patron req ] for a coelacanth lady. she's old as balls

[f4llen-h0und]

On the ground, straight up wagging it

And by it

Let's just say...my tail

[leonardcohenofficial]

[sadsilkymoth]

🥚 Scrambled with pepper & ketchup

🥩NO Last time I ate steak I was constipated for 3 months

🥛 2% but almond milk is kinda delicious

🍷cider or beer, used to love vodka but cant drink it no more

☕️ Hot chocolate, im so sick of coffee

Thanks for the tag!! @harmony-of-the-dead

[wolfypidge]

🥚 all of them, i freakin love egg, hard boiled not too much but ill eat it

🥩uhhh like normal?? idk, like where it kind of, just a tiny bit red/raw inside

🥛 full fat?? i like my milk thick and natural, cow milk mostly, but goat is super good too

🍷i dont drink due to religion lol, but i like apple flavoured non alchaholic beer, blame my grandpa and polish culture for that

☕️kisiel (cherry flavoured might be my favourite) or just hot cocoa np tags: @twoj-wujo-stanislaw @mushed-kid @fullofciestars @phlopdog @gonf1shn + open tags

[twoj-wujo-stanislaw]

thanks for the tag!!

🥚: scrambled or fried

🥩: i’ve never ate a steak :p

🥛: i usually drink 1,5%

🍷: i don’t drink ‘cause i’m a minor (and it’s unhealthy and addictive, there’s no way i’m touching that)

☕️: cereal coffee

np tags: @norzyczki @gl1tzygl0ck @drowninnoodles @moonandstarshangoutinbars + open tags

[norzyczki]

Ty for tagging me <3 this is fun!

🥚 soft boiled

🥩 steak tastes awfully bland, is overpriced and overrated – none!

🥛 oat only

🍷 cider but sex on the beach was good as hell too

☕ mint tea with honey

@irlorangecat @theinterpretingbookworm @deathhull @shwuuu @tajfuntesi @parapetowki + open tags!

[theinterpretingbookworm]

@norzyczki ty for tagging me <3

egg: omelette w lots of cheese inside

steak: done

milk: oat

alcohol: white wine

warm drink: black tea with a splash of milk and a decent amount of honey

tagging: @petrichor-mist @ethanslife1o1 @muppets-lover @future-muse @nitasnotes @coraxoxo @angels8share @deathhull @novalunosispalettepages @grugernation @lonelypony-m @manicglitteringcorvid @goldendaysforever @irlorangecat+anyone else who sees this and feels like joining 🫶🏼

[ethanslife1o1]

🥚 Sunny side up or French Toast (I know it’s not an egg type but still)

🥩 Well done, I think (Haven’t had some in a while)

🥛 Chocolate milk

🍷 None, because I’m a minor (Also, I don’t like the taste)

☕️ French Press Mocha (Making some today)

Tags

@rayray20100 @the-featherless-biped @shwuuu @jello-the-frog + open tags

[jello-the-frog]

🥚 Sunny side up or boiled

🥩 Medium rare if they can manage

🥛 No (I’m lactose intolerant)

🍷 None because I’m a minor with a heart condition. But if I was a adult without medical issues I’d like it fruity

☕️Ew

🍵 Much better, leaf water is superior

Keep reading

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

IDK why I’m doing this but I was tagged so here we go???

Egg: Boiled or plain omlette

Steak: Never had it.

Milk: Oat.

Wine: First point, Muslim. Second point, 13.

Warm drink: none. Everything I drink must be cold. Unless I have a sore throat when I’ll gulp down boiling water voluntarily to soothe that shit.

Tagging moots I guess?

@crowningsarcasm @star-lover-official @halfmouse @astracaedes @blorbo-brainrot-time @passing-through-bd @im-evaporating @sillylilzebra @timothyduckingaround @thedragonwithoutfire @stargazin-on-mars @marsishorriblysad @killer-offical

[timothyduckingaround]

Eggs: either scrambled or in an omelette

Steak: medium/medium well

Milk: 2% or whole

Alcohol: none, zilch, nada, 0, big ol goose egg

Warm drink: tea or hot cocoa :)

@guysandcorpses @xxdickiebirdxx @m-ozzy @ryland-grace-official-account @thepantheonsarchive @big-green-commie

[guysandcorpses]

eggs: scrambled

steak: rare

milk: 2% lactose free

alcohol: i dont like drinking

warm drink: hot cocoa, but im not really a warm drink person

@theguybehindthechair @thefutureisbulletproof-saidmcr @nightwingdickrider @formerglory25 @veesalienspaceship

[formerglory25]

eggs: omlete with like at least ham and cheese (and bacon and mushrooms if i’m feeling fancy) or over easy with buttered toast and bacon on the side

steak: medium to medium rare depending on if i trust the place. usually more on the side of medium tho (love a medium rare burger tho mmm 😋)

milk: lowkey whatever my mom gets. i’d only really use it in cereal anyway

alcohol: no preference

warm drink: hot cocoa. or if i’m feeling it (and want to spend large sums of money) that white chocolate mocha from starbucks

@nxght-of-drxzmx @plaguedbysanity @greenlitebrite (<- am i allowed to tag ur main idk if ur gonna like shoot me or not) @redhoodisalive @the-revenantknight @crowzzznest @dickgraysonoffical

[plaguedbysanity]

Eggs: Hard boiled, either in an egg cup with maggi on the side or in a salad… Or! Or! Warm chickpeas. One of my dearly beloved childhood struggle meals.

Steak: I don’t eat most meats anymore, especially steak (texture problems) but definitely medium rare once in a blue moon. If we’re talking tuna steaks, RARE. I WANT IT SWIMMING.

Milk: …I have milk trauma so I don’t usually drink it but if I’ve got cookies or brownies then just- Uh, lactose free but regular? I usually just buy fairlife idk. Mostly use it for cereal or tea. (Half n half for coffee unless it’s iced)

Alcohol: WHISKEY ON THE ROCKS BABYYYYYY or the occasional mojito or elderflower cocktail.

Warm drink: …What time of day is it and what season? I’m an at-home barista, I can make literally anything. Tea, OR coffee. But… I’m thinking an autumn morning/night, one coffee deep, it’s 7 am (or midnight) and I’m writing my novel… Traditional masala chai, made on the stove like how my Nana taught me. Nothing tastes better <3

Thanks for the tag!

@certifiedshrimpy @lavender-loves-space @jesuswarriordaughter @sapphiremars663 @urgirlsydneyyy

And anyone else!

[urgirlsydneyyy]

Tyy for the tag!

🥚 - not a big fan, but for the protein, cheese omlette. Haloumi cheese in specific. Masks out the flavour.

🥩 - like… Normal?

🥛 - normal but I lowkey love almond milk too

🍷- underage, but I love virgin piña colada and mojito

☕ - hOT CHOCOLATE. Or coffee.

@bloodrebellion @someoneintoomanyfandoms1 @sapphiremars663 @plastic0noband @stayhomegirl @anyone who sees this

[someoneintoomanyfandoms1]

oh fuck my indecisiveness and people pleasing makes thins very hard

🥚- don’t love in the first place, but scrambled if I do eat them ig

🥩- umm normal (I’m so bad with the stages of meat help)

🥛- regular. Idk. I just do eenie meenie miney moe with milk cartons at the store if it looks good

🍷- underaged!

☕- hot chocolate!

@thebumblebeealchemist @bextheibex @escaped-instagram-user +open tags

[escaped-instagram-user]

🥚- OMELETTE

🥩 - 🇳🇵

🥛 - CHOCCY

🍷 - me minor

☕ - HOT. CHOCOLATE. RAHHHHHH—

@betterthancolumbus

[betterthancolumbus]

Egg:first add onion and ham to a pan to slightly roast them, then add the beaten (beat them up like they owe you money) eggs

Steak:medium rare with potatoes on the side

Milk:regular cow milk since they dont sell chocolate milk anywhere near me (lactose intolerance be damned i want my iced coffee)

Alcohol:the only alcohol im near is rubbing alcohol incase in get a wound

Warm drink:i dont like warm drinks (make me feel gross inside)

@vivaciouscomet @ghostyashley @cocoacactus12 @thedemoninthegoal @mio5551 I SUMMON YE MY MOOTS!!!

[mio5551]

Ok,

Eggs: N/A

Steak: well done

Milk: cow

Alcohol: I don’t drink

@stargazingcreature @eivorthemothfae @miscwav @captchascreensaver

[eivorthemothfae]

Eggs: don’t eat them

Steak: have actually never had steak and too stubborn to try it now.

Milk: cow

Alcohol: I don’t drink

@now-play-slay-the-spire-2 @crimson-spiderlily @cleopatratracult @thiings-with-wings @hexaquetzalcoalt

(If I tag anyone who has already done it, whoops.)

[thiings-with-wings]

Ty for the tag!

Eggs: not a fan (ARFID <\3)

Steak: idk medium ig, I don’t have it enough to have a preference.

Milk: cow’s or almond.

Alcohol: the only one I can tolerate is cider.

Warm drink: cider (non alcoholic) or coffee.

Open tags 👍

[gerardwayscrustyeyeshadow]

egg: sunny side up with too much pepper OR omelette

Steak: rare or medium depending on what kind but I do prefer rare

milk: there’s no milk that takes mercy on me AND tastes good so I just don’t do that shit at all

Alcohol: I don’t drink :>

warm drink: usually dried fruit tea

@r1v3r-x0x0x and open tags!!

[r1v3r-x0x0x]

egg: scrambled

steak: i’m vegetarian

milk: cow milk

warm drink: this is so hard.. i really like this one tea my mom makes but idk what its called

@zeppydeppyautodepressy @welcometoh0rr0rwood @theotherwrrrldlysystem + open tags!!

[theotherwrrrldlysystem]

egg: deviled

steak: i dont eat steak, I dont like the texture of it

Milk: regular cow’s milk, chocolate milk, low fat

Alcohol: I’m underaged

Warm drink: Hot cocoa with extra marshmallows

Open tags!!!

[dead-boysss]

Egg: omelette

Steak: none (vegetarian)

Milk: ricemilk

Alcohol: vodka

Warm drink: hot chocolate

@freak-with-thoughts @arsonashes @theonewithallthefixations @life-is-hard-m8 @bisexualjeans @purplecement @gudbud @camellcat @savage-ivyy

[bisexualjeans]

okaaaay!

egg: fried!

steak: idk I don’t really eat it

milk: I don’t like milk can I say hot chocolate? that’s milk…based. oh no actually coconut milk! that’s yummy!

alcohol: no

warm drink: HOT CHOCOLATE there we go I managed to get that in somehow

ok ok look at me I’m acc gonna tag for once!

@tiresiassonofhades @dearreaders-things

@fandomsfan1 @syntax-error-15 @knightbell

@ririwithrice @alm-of-lexia (I don’t think I’ve tagged u in tag games b4, r u ok w bein tagged in them?) @vargdottern @iluveatingmoss @centellacrow

There’s defo more but iiii forgot

[fandomsfan1]

Egg: sunny side up with seasoning or deviled.

Steak: I don’t have it that often so idk.

Milk: chocolate

Alcohol: ew.

Warm drink: hot chocolate!!!

@oneofwaytoomanyfandoms @musamaka @dick-devourerr @manicali @dragons-teardrops @iluveatingmoss

[iluveatingmoss]

egg: I like most eggs :3

steak: I don’t like steak >~<

milk: I like most milk :3

alcohol: I don’t drink :p

warm drink: peach tea >w<

@dr-cute-pink-doctor @max-wanna-die @brycesbott0m

[dr-cute-pink-doctor]

Egg: no

Steak: medium rare

Milk: anything from a cow, I don’t fw almond milk or oat milk

Alcohol: vodka

Warm drink: is killing myself an option

[iluveatingmoss]

I have vodka under my bed

also I’m changing my warm drink to ‘@dr-cute-pink-doctor breast milk’

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

[were--ralph]

i sent this gif to a black cowowker at work then later asked my white manager if he likes apple fritters and he was like "i fuckin love apple friters" and she laughed so hard she got a migraine

[iluveatingmoss]

I like apple fritter :D

[fandomsfan1]

I've never had apple fritter.

[iluveatingmoss]

I’ve had it twice :3

there’s this place I went to in the forest with really good apple fritter and cats :3

[cubism0overdose]

this is how I feel when I get caught staring at a girl’s chest

[girl-detector]

[iluveatingmoss]

using my gender fluidity for evil

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

[were--ralph]

i sent this gif to a black cowowker at work then later asked my white manager if he likes apple fritters and he was like "i fuckin love apple friters" and she laughed so hard she got a migraine

[iluveatingmoss]

I like apple fritter :D

[huffylemon]

[sigynpenniman]

“Sunset over the Grocery Box,” by me. The view from my father’s front yard in January 2014.

[slowspinningredemption]

“Sunset at the End of My Driveway (Excluding Pavements Covered With the Shite of One Million Dogs)” by me.

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

“Sunset from My Front Yard Taken on an iPod Touch in 2010″

[hydrojinn]

“Sunset in Nov 2021 Taken in the Parking Lot of the Pharmacy”

“sunset from the parking lot of the diner taken on an iphone 5 in 2016”

the view across the road partially eclipsed by house, 2017

[xxtc-96xx]

Taken from a stepladder putting up Christmas lights

-2014, front yard

[an-autistic-with-personhood]

“Brewing Storm on an Evening Commute”

And “Finally, no Power Lines”

-Sept. 30, 2020, passenger seat of a moving Buick

[naamahdarling]

Behind a near-defunct mall in super small-town OK. HUGE rays.

Park And See The View 2020

(it took seconds to happen)

Waiting for The Pharmacy Line to Move, 2021

Outside the McDonald’s Drive-Thru Window, 2018

[not-a-salty-christmas-tree]

Sunrise in early Mars 2022 at 05:09am, Walking Home from Work

[madphantom]

Sunset from the commie bar I occasionally volunteer at, 2023, taken five minutes before someone tripped down the stairs with a glass bottle in their hand while singing the Internationale

[whiskeytiddies]

Marble sky before I storm on my walk to the grocery store - 2023

[ilackallhonour]

some nondescript residential area that could be anywhere in the Netherlands - 2022

[old-long-john]

Sunset mackerel sky in Surrey, 2022

[beanarie]

queens boulevard, 2018

[puppygirlcuddleslut]

Marching Band practice, 2018

[melon-official]

sunset in himeji, 2025

[realm-of-clouds]

Somewhere in east Europe

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

outside the don cesar resort vs. a literal 5 minute walk from my house

[iluveatingmoss]

literally from the side of the road next to a taco bell

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

text from my dad (2021) - my dad

“i’ll admit that my main problem with this is that i haven’t asked”

submitted by @cornandcoconutsoup​

[cornandcoconutsoup]

Original text for context

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

op this provides no context

[thelesbianduckoffical]

The minecraft flat world is a domain of the vast.

[nationmckinley]

my life has meaning when she spreads her legs

[yogurtfluff]

Finished the Magnus Archives coasters!

[leonardcohenofficial]

[sadsilkymoth]

🥚 Scrambled with pepper & ketchup

🥩NO Last time I ate steak I was constipated for 3 months

🥛 2% but almond milk is kinda delicious

🍷cider or beer, used to love vodka but cant drink it no more

☕️ Hot chocolate, im so sick of coffee

Thanks for the tag!! @harmony-of-the-dead

[wolfypidge]

🥚 all of them, i freakin love egg, hard boiled not too much but ill eat it

🥩uhhh like normal?? idk, like where it kind of, just a tiny bit red/raw inside

🥛 full fat?? i like my milk thick and natural, cow milk mostly, but goat is super good too

🍷i dont drink due to religion lol, but i like apple flavoured non alchaholic beer, blame my grandpa and polish culture for that

☕️kisiel (cherry flavoured might be my favourite) or just hot cocoa np tags: @twoj-wujo-stanislaw @mushed-kid @fullofciestars @phlopdog @gonf1shn + open tags

[twoj-wujo-stanislaw]

thanks for the tag!!

🥚: scrambled or fried

🥩: i’ve never ate a steak :p

🥛: i usually drink 1,5%

🍷: i don’t drink ‘cause i’m a minor (and it’s unhealthy and addictive, there’s no way i’m touching that)

☕️: cereal coffee

np tags: @norzyczki @gl1tzygl0ck @drowninnoodles @moonandstarshangoutinbars + open tags

[norzyczki]

Ty for tagging me <3 this is fun!

🥚 soft boiled

🥩 steak tastes awfully bland, is overpriced and overrated – none!

🥛 oat only

🍷 cider but sex on the beach was good as hell too

☕ mint tea with honey

@irlorangecat @theinterpretingbookworm @deathhull @shwuuu @tajfuntesi @parapetowki + open tags!

[theinterpretingbookworm]

@norzyczki ty for tagging me <3

egg: omelette w lots of cheese inside

steak: done

milk: oat

alcohol: white wine

warm drink: black tea with a splash of milk and a decent amount of honey

tagging: @petrichor-mist @ethanslife1o1 @muppets-lover @future-muse @nitasnotes @coraxoxo @angels8share @deathhull @novalunosispalettepages @grugernation @lonelypony-m @manicglitteringcorvid @goldendaysforever @irlorangecat+anyone else who sees this and feels like joining 🫶🏼

[ethanslife1o1]

🥚 Sunny side up or French Toast (I know it’s not an egg type but still)

🥩 Well done, I think (Haven’t had some in a while)

🥛 Chocolate milk

🍷 None, because I’m a minor (Also, I don’t like the taste)

☕️ French Press Mocha (Making some today)

Tags

@rayray20100 @the-featherless-biped @shwuuu @jello-the-frog + open tags

[jello-the-frog]

🥚 Sunny side up or boiled

🥩 Medium rare if they can manage

🥛 No (I’m lactose intolerant)

🍷 None because I’m a minor with a heart condition. But if I was a adult without medical issues I’d like it fruity

☕️Ew

🍵 Much better, leaf water is superior

Keep reading

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

IDK why I’m doing this but I was tagged so here we go???

Egg: Boiled or plain omlette

Steak: Never had it.

Milk: Oat.

Wine: First point, Muslim. Second point, 13.

Warm drink: none. Everything I drink must be cold. Unless I have a sore throat when I’ll gulp down boiling water voluntarily to soothe that shit.

Tagging moots I guess?

@crowningsarcasm @star-lover-official @halfmouse @astracaedes @blorbo-brainrot-time @passing-through-bd @im-evaporating @sillylilzebra @timothyduckingaround @thedragonwithoutfire @stargazin-on-mars @marsishorriblysad @killer-offical

[timothyduckingaround]

Eggs: either scrambled or in an omelette

Steak: medium/medium well

Milk: 2% or whole

Alcohol: none, zilch, nada, 0, big ol goose egg

Warm drink: tea or hot cocoa :)

@guysandcorpses @xxdickiebirdxx @m-ozzy @ryland-grace-official-account @thepantheonsarchive @big-green-commie

[guysandcorpses]

eggs: scrambled

steak: rare

milk: 2% lactose free

alcohol: i dont like drinking

warm drink: hot cocoa, but im not really a warm drink person

@theguybehindthechair @thefutureisbulletproof-saidmcr @nightwingdickrider @formerglory25 @veesalienspaceship

[formerglory25]

eggs: omlete with like at least ham and cheese (and bacon and mushrooms if i’m feeling fancy) or over easy with buttered toast and bacon on the side

steak: medium to medium rare depending on if i trust the place. usually more on the side of medium tho (love a medium rare burger tho mmm 😋)

milk: lowkey whatever my mom gets. i’d only really use it in cereal anyway

alcohol: no preference

warm drink: hot cocoa. or if i’m feeling it (and want to spend large sums of money) that white chocolate mocha from starbucks

@nxght-of-drxzmx @plaguedbysanity @greenlitebrite (<- am i allowed to tag ur main idk if ur gonna like shoot me or not) @redhoodisalive @the-revenantknight @crowzzznest @dickgraysonoffical

[plaguedbysanity]

Eggs: Hard boiled, either in an egg cup with maggi on the side or in a salad… Or! Or! Warm chickpeas. One of my dearly beloved childhood struggle meals.

Steak: I don’t eat most meats anymore, especially steak (texture problems) but definitely medium rare once in a blue moon. If we’re talking tuna steaks, RARE. I WANT IT SWIMMING.

Milk: …I have milk trauma so I don’t usually drink it but if I’ve got cookies or brownies then just- Uh, lactose free but regular? I usually just buy fairlife idk. Mostly use it for cereal or tea. (Half n half for coffee unless it’s iced)

Alcohol: WHISKEY ON THE ROCKS BABYYYYYY or the occasional mojito or elderflower cocktail.

Warm drink: …What time of day is it and what season? I’m an at-home barista, I can make literally anything. Tea, OR coffee. But… I’m thinking an autumn morning/night, one coffee deep, it’s 7 am (or midnight) and I’m writing my novel… Traditional masala chai, made on the stove like how my Nana taught me. Nothing tastes better <3

Thanks for the tag!

@certifiedshrimpy @lavender-loves-space @jesuswarriordaughter @sapphiremars663 @urgirlsydneyyy

And anyone else!

[urgirlsydneyyy]

Tyy for the tag!

🥚 - not a big fan, but for the protein, cheese omlette. Haloumi cheese in specific. Masks out the flavour.

🥩 - like… Normal?

🥛 - normal but I lowkey love almond milk too

🍷- underage, but I love virgin piña colada and mojito

☕ - hOT CHOCOLATE. Or coffee.

@bloodrebellion @someoneintoomanyfandoms1 @sapphiremars663 @plastic0noband @stayhomegirl @anyone who sees this

[someoneintoomanyfandoms1]

oh fuck my indecisiveness and people pleasing makes thins very hard

🥚- don’t love in the first place, but scrambled if I do eat them ig

🥩- umm normal (I’m so bad with the stages of meat help)

🥛- regular. Idk. I just do eenie meenie miney moe with milk cartons at the store if it looks good

🍷- underaged!

☕- hot chocolate!

@thebumblebeealchemist @bextheibex @escaped-instagram-user +open tags

[escaped-instagram-user]

🥚- OMELETTE

🥩 - 🇳🇵

🥛 - CHOCCY

🍷 - me minor

☕ - HOT. CHOCOLATE. RAHHHHHH—

@betterthancolumbus

[betterthancolumbus]

Egg:first add onion and ham to a pan to slightly roast them, then add the beaten (beat them up like they owe you money) eggs

Steak:medium rare with potatoes on the side

Milk:regular cow milk since they dont sell chocolate milk anywhere near me (lactose intolerance be damned i want my iced coffee)

Alcohol:the only alcohol im near is rubbing alcohol incase in get a wound

Warm drink:i dont like warm drinks (make me feel gross inside)

@vivaciouscomet @ghostyashley @cocoacactus12 @thedemoninthegoal @mio5551 I SUMMON YE MY MOOTS!!!

[mio5551]

Ok,

Eggs: N/A

Steak: well done

Milk: cow

Alcohol: I don’t drink

@stargazingcreature @eivorthemothfae @miscwav @captchascreensaver

[eivorthemothfae]

Eggs: don’t eat them

Steak: have actually never had steak and too stubborn to try it now.

Milk: cow

Alcohol: I don’t drink

@now-play-slay-the-spire-2 @crimson-spiderlily @cleopatratracult @thiings-with-wings @hexaquetzalcoalt

(If I tag anyone who has already done it, whoops.)

[thiings-with-wings]

Ty for the tag!

Eggs: not a fan (ARFID <\3)

Steak: idk medium ig, I don’t have it enough to have a preference.

Milk: cow’s or almond.

Alcohol: the only one I can tolerate is cider.

Warm drink: cider (non alcoholic) or coffee.

Open tags 👍

[gerardwayscrustyeyeshadow]

egg: sunny side up with too much pepper OR omelette

Steak: rare or medium depending on what kind but I do prefer rare

milk: there’s no milk that takes mercy on me AND tastes good so I just don’t do that shit at all

Alcohol: I don’t drink :>

warm drink: usually dried fruit tea

@r1v3r-x0x0x and open tags!!

[r1v3r-x0x0x]

egg: scrambled

steak: i’m vegetarian

milk: cow milk

warm drink: this is so hard.. i really like this one tea my mom makes but idk what its called

@zeppydeppyautodepressy @welcometoh0rr0rwood @theotherwrrrldlysystem + open tags!!

[theotherwrrrldlysystem]

egg: deviled

steak: i dont eat steak, I dont like the texture of it

Milk: regular cow’s milk, chocolate milk, low fat

Alcohol: I’m underaged

Warm drink: Hot cocoa with extra marshmallows

Open tags!!!

[dead-boysss]

Egg: omelette

Steak: none (vegetarian)

Milk: ricemilk

Alcohol: vodka

Warm drink: hot chocolate

@freak-with-thoughts @arsonashes @theonewithallthefixations @life-is-hard-m8 @bisexualjeans @purplecement @gudbud @camellcat @savage-ivyy

[bisexualjeans]

okaaaay!

egg: fried!

steak: idk I don’t really eat it

milk: I don’t like milk can I say hot chocolate? that’s milk…based. oh no actually coconut milk! that’s yummy!

alcohol: no

warm drink: HOT CHOCOLATE there we go I managed to get that in somehow

ok ok look at me I’m acc gonna tag for once!

@tiresiassonofhades @dearreaders-things

@fandomsfan1 @syntax-error-15 @knightbell

@ririwithrice @alm-of-lexia (I don’t think I’ve tagged u in tag games b4, r u ok w bein tagged in them?) @vargdottern @iluveatingmoss @centellacrow

There’s defo more but iiii forgot

[fandomsfan1]

Egg: sunny side up with seasoning or deviled.

Steak: I don’t have it that often so idk.

Milk: chocolate

Alcohol: ew.

Warm drink: hot chocolate!!!

@oneofwaytoomanyfandoms @musamaka @dick-devourerr @manicali @dragons-teardrops @iluveatingmoss

[iluveatingmoss]

egg: I like most eggs :3

steak: I don’t like steak >~<

milk: I like most milk :3

alcohol: I don’t drink :p

warm drink: peach tea >w<

@dr-cute-pink-doctor @max-wanna-die @brycesbott0m

[zibbbby]

gros micheal

[iluveatingmoss]

MY CAT KEEPS EATING CACTUSES

I literally put them on the counter so he couldn’t reach them but he jumped up

he literally threw up on the carpet the other day because of it

[picatchu]

[paininmyassachusetts]

A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does

[paininmyassachusetts]

“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Stabbings: $45

Gunshots: $100

Poisonings: $200

Thanks you guys please share if you can!  ❤️❤️❤️

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

Commissions I will NOT take:

👎 Kids (Teens are fine tho)

👎 Bystanders

👎 Other Hitmen

If you want to know why, message me, but otherwise no hate pls ✨

[jelloapocalypse]

hey guys, normally i try to keep drama off of my blog but this is really important. I just wanted to let you know that someone named WetWorkKing05 has been taking credit for MY kills over on redbloodle.com and is making money off of my hard work. When I messaged him directly he blocked me and threatened to kill ME >_> I’ve tried talking with the mods about getting his account taken down, but redbloodle has NO policy for this and they are no help at all. i don’t know what to do??

PLS signal boost if you can! And in the meantime, if you need somebody killed, do NOT hire WetWorkKing05! he is a THIEF!

[jelloapocalypse]

repeat after me:

MURDER 👏 THEFT 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 WORSE 👏 CRIME 👏 THAN 👏 REGULAR  👏 MURDER  👏

[uncklerman]

Credits to the murderer

[vashito]

“Why are your prices so high???? I could kill him myself for free! whatever, ur not even that good at murder anyway”

[alertmode]

Emergency Murder Slots available!

First Person - $450, additional bodies add $375 each

(Basically a steal still my normal rate is $650. Cmon guys it’s $200 off!)

Serious inquiries only. EXPOSURE IS NOT A CURRENCY!

[klubbhead]

Guys please support all these hardworking Individuals!

Good hitmen are hard to find so it’s up to us to raise awareness!!!!

[slumberinggirl-deactivated20210]

Omg I love this guy’s work! He’s new and not so well known in the hitman community, but he’s so amazing and is appreciate it if you guys have him some love ❤️❤️

[thatquietkid108]

Support your local assassins

[helloareyouheremdfan]

”um why would I pay a hitmen would I could just steal military ai and have it kill anyone I want for free”

[shr00mie-rat]

Ai military robots can not murder like real hit men, they’re messy and lack the spirit that involves murder

[cliodevotus]

I’m never leaving this fucking app.