Deputy S. Rook From Stupidville Reporting For Duty

Far Cry 5 side blog. Sam Rook ain’t quite sure what in all hell is going on in Hope County but she gander’s any damn hope she had of a quiet life in bumfuck nowhere Montana after two tours and a shitty fucking life went tits up that one night. (Replies and follows from @aguilillacolaroja)

[stockpilingantihistamines]

sir, that’s my emotional support cannibal.

[rookisaknight]

Absolutely cannot stop thinking about Joseph finishing his little speech in the Resist ending and leaning back in his chair all menacing, the Dep trembling under his gaze, only for both of them to hear a sudden sound of rushing water and Sharky Boshaw's voice.

"Woof, thanks Dutch, lesson learned, do NOT trust Hurky's roadkill burgers no matter how much he swears its disinfected. Now I dunno what all those sirens and yelling and whatnot I heard in there were about, but based on long experience at this point it's probably safe to assume they got something to do with the Deputy, so Id probably best head over to-....whoa, you guys shooting a porno or something?"

[amylovessvt-deactivated20201016]

I always wanted to start a tag game so I found this on Instagram and brought it here.

I’m perfectly okay with this 😭

I’m tagging: @bacon-notbaekhyun-jaehyun-mingyu @jaehywn @chanxsvt @ojo-mii @writingstuffandmore @j7nhui and anyone else who wants to do this

[superfanficnatural]

Thanks for the tag @softboi-vibes 😘

I had a few *ahem* naughty gifs first but this is my PICTURE

Tagging: @deanwanddamons @flamencodiva @katehuntington @winchest09 @emoryhemsworth @whatareyousearchingfordean @seiraswriting

[deanwanddamons]

Thank you for the tag @superfanficnatural Oh yes!! I am SO HAPPY with this 😏😉

@mummybear @smol-and-grumpy @jawritter @winchesterxfamilybusiness @impala-dreamer

[mummybear]

@deanwanddamons​ Think i already know where this is going haha, thank you for the tag babe! I think this man will have a few too many kids by the end ;)

@negans-lucille-tblr​ @pink1031​ @simsadventures​ @ne-gans​ @22sarah08​ @holylulusworld​ @holyhellpit​ @lettersofwrittencollective​ @stiles-o-dylan24​ @dylanholyhellobrien​ @nicole-lynne​ @mrs-mitch-rapp93​

[cockslutpadalecki]

thanks @mummybear ❤️

i mean it’s technically a gif but fuck it

ohhhh both of them?! i’m blessed 🤤

tagging: @negans-lucille-tblr @letsby @princessmisery666 @crashdevlin @opheliadawnwalker3 @lucifers-trash-stash

[deans-mind-palace]

Sorry, wasn’t tagged but I just HAVE TO use this.😂🙈

More than happy with him as the father of my child. ❤️🤷🏼‍♀️

Tagging: @outofnowhere82 @zizzlekwum @ashthefirefox @rintheemolion @myopiamystical @vicmc624 @mimzy1994 @ayamenimthiriel @angeltardisbow @everyobsession9023 @intoomuchfandoms

Let me here who your father/mother of your baby is.

[zizzlekwum]

…I think I like this game 😂

Tagging: @seraphinitegames @minilev @multi-fandom-imagine @asktheblacklist @deputysamr00k @eli-whitetail @fallenhero-rebirth @incorrectwayhaven @libellule2001 @nln4 @notmytextsfromlastnight @melanoms

[deputysamr00k]

This game sucks actually

[monzterzack]

What to do if police officers arrive at your home

[poguesgold]

HOW TO DONATE TO BLM WHEN YOU HAVE NO MONEY

a black woman named zoe amira posted a video on youtube. this video is an hour long and filled with art and music from black creators. it has a ton of ads, and in result will rack up a ton of revenue. 100% of the ad revenue from the video will be dispersed between various blm organizations, including bail-out funds for protesters. it will be split between the following, dependent on necessity

brooklyn bail fund

minnesota freedom fund

atlanta action network

columbus freedom fund

louisville community bail fund

chicago bond

black visions collective

richmond community bail fund

the bail project inc

nw com bail fund

philadelphia bail fund

the korchhinski-parquet family gofundme

george floyd’s family gofundme

blacklivesmatter.com

reclaim the block

aclu

turn off your adblocker and put the video on repeat. do not skip ads. let it play on loop whether you’re listening or not. mute the tab if you need to focus elsewhere. but let. it. play.

youtube will donate to blm for you.

please, please reblog. for people who don’t have money to spare, this is incredibly important information to have.

[flower-swift]

don’t forget on pride month

[butternaan]

[learn2anarchy]

Genie’s way out of the bottle on this one, but please don’t share unsubstantiated claims about undercover cops, outside agitators, and agents provocateur. This is called bad-jacketing and it is…bad. Here’s why.

Undercover cops exist. Conflict tourists exist. Fascists exist. Alienated, cagey, angry, confused people with poor social skills definitely exist. All these characters are presences in the world of organizing to be acknowledged and contended with. But what overcomes them is not conspiratorial speculation. It is working together, building trust, and strengthening bonds of solidarity.

During the first few days of the uprising, the media tried to deploy the standard, not-so-subtley racially coded “looter” rhetoric. I’m actually impressed by how many people seem to be inoculated against this these days. Still works reliably on republicans but, well, those guys drink bleach. So now the narrative is shifting to “outside agitators.” Undercovers are smashing the windows at Autozone! All the fires were started by fascist militias! Everyone arrested was from out of state!

These are all claims I have seen shared and repeated ad infinitum. Not a single one of them has been substantiated in a credible way. The last one is just flatly not true and it was made by the governor of Minnesota.

But people hear these. They get scared. They feel betrayed. They hit share. And now the mass uprising to which they felt connected seems compromised, unsafe, suspect. Social media is the perfect vehicle for amplifying fear and confusion. It is the perfect vehicle for switching the narrative from POLICE ARE MURDERING BLACK PEOPLE WITH IMPUNITY to ~the enemy within~. No bueno.

Look at public statements from any governor in any state where there have been major protests in the last 72 hours. I guarantee you will find outside agitator rhetoric. In Minnesota, the governor explicitly cited “organized outside groups…promoting unrest” as the pretext for deploying THE ENTIRE NATIONAL GUARD saying, “this is no longer about protesting…this is about violence and we need to make sure it stops.”

Wait, what were the protests about again?

[safewithinedensgate]

I honestly can’t remember making this but WHY

[deputysamr00k]

You Have To Go (Stay, Oh God, Please Stay)

Rated T for swearing and just general sam-ness. Pairing: F!Deputy/Eli Palmer Characters: Sam Rook (F!Deputy), Eli Palmer, Seed Family mentioned, Jacob Seed mentioned.

“I need you to stop trusting me.”

[deputysamr00k]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/21729232

idk why the link doesn’t do the thing oh well

[deputysamr00k]

Idk man I guess I can post these here... it’s not a full cosplay yet but it’s getting there

[deputysamr00k]

You Have To Go (Stay, Oh God, Please Stay)

Rated T for swearing and just general sam-ness. Pairing: F!Deputy/Eli Palmer Characters: Sam Rook (F!Deputy), Eli Palmer, Seed Family mentioned, Jacob Seed mentioned.

“I need you to stop trusting me.”

[fluttyseed]

[closecry]

Sharky, lying on the floor dying: 

Deputy: God! SHARKY! Say something! Anything!

Sharky: like, if we all at once started to try and storm area 51, there’s no way that the government could stop us all. I know they have guns and stuff, but if we were strategic and planned our attack, we could totally take them down. We could go in, grab all their aliens, and then run before they even knew what hit them. I have it all planned ou-

Deputy: Nevermind, please stop talking

[deputysamr00k]

I know when John says “it’s supposed to say wrath not rat” that he means the Deputy is giving him trouble with writing the “h”. I know this. This is a Fact.

But my stupid brain keeps going “haha why are you writing backwards John, you stupid cow. Why didn’t you start with the W” like a fucking idiot. Like the “w” isn’t silent and had he started backwards it would still say “rath”

[deputysamr00k]

Easter Holiday

Rated T for cursing, Sam, and general violence (mentioned) but that's just par for the course.

There’s a lull in cult activity around Easter. 

Sam almost felt bad giving them something to do but she and Jess weren’t exactly the religious type. Or the type to celebrate while people were still disappearing and dying and turning up absolutely deranged if they managed to survive. So they continued liberating parts of the Whitetail Mountains— until Jess broke her arm and Sam sprained her ankle. It wasn’t their fault Jacob didn’t agree with their hobby of blowing up little weapon stockades or that he’d set judges on him for such a little thing. They’d run out of ammo and were working on running out of adrenaline when they’d been cornered at the top of the waterfall. Sparing only a moment to give each other despairing glances before Jess and Sam did what they had to.

Who knew water wasn’t good for a soft landing?

Jess cursed up a storm all the way back to the Wolf’s Den after they were sure the judges had lost all interest in them and they swam to shore. The adrenaline finally wore off and Sam was left to tumble onto the ground after putting some weight on her right ankle. 

She clenched her teeth and curled into herself to keep from both crying out in pain and insulting someone’s mother. 

“What the hell happened?” Eli demanded as he strode over to the Wolf’s Den entrance, flanked by Wheaty and some other kid who’s name She couldn’t be bothered to remember. 

“We got ran off a cliff by a pack of judges,” Jess hissed and craddled her arm close to her chest. Eli closed his eyes and sighed heavily. He tilted his head back and ran a hand over his face. Sam was offended at how exasperated he was. It wasn’t their fault the judges felt the need for retribution after they blew up a few towers and liberated an outpost. 

“I’m offended,” Sam informed him. 

“I’m offended that you’re offended,” Eli retaliated. 

“I’m doing the Lord's work here, Palmer,” Sam grinned up at him. 

“Isn’t that what Joseph’s doing?” Eli snapped. Sam flinched. 

“Careful Palmer,” she said coolly, deliberately misinterpreting his words, “look like a peggie, talk like a peggie. Get shot at like one too.” 

Eli clenched his jaw. He turned around and spoke to Wheaty and the other guy, “Wheaty, Jared get them fixed up.”

“What the hell was that?” Jess asked. Jared, unwilling as ever to help when it came to Sam, stood listlessly to the side. Wheaty with a sigh offered his back for Sam to ride on. The good thing about Wheaty being so fucking tall and Sam being so short, was that she weighed nothing to him. He barely let a grunt out. Sam was almost offended. She would be if she wasn’t in the midst of recovering from being starved. 

“Eli’s worried, he— ah, doesn’t think Sam should be out this soon,” Wheaty informed, moving Sam around like she’s a sock puppet. “Sam’s just a prick.” 

“Just remember who has who in a choke hold,” Sam hummed. “I was fine. I am fine. Things need to get done around here. So damn right I’m going to keep as much of their attention on me as possible.” 

“We don’t stop because you take a week off to heal, Sam,” Wheaty pointed out. 

“Neither do the Seeds,” Sam huffed. She knew she was overworking herself. Hell, the second time she got caught was directly a result of it. But if the Seed’s were focused on her they weren’t focused as much on the rest of them.

[femminger]