"Alte Vorwärts"

PRUSSIAN. SOLDIER. FATHER. GAMBLER. [[Joke RP blog for Gebhard von Blücher by @mbenguin]]

[der-schnapsvater]

[*smokes pipe silently on horseback*]

[der-schnapsvater]

nein

WAS?

[der-schnapsvater]

Any thoughts on marshals Soult and Davout?

GNEISENAU, WHY IS THIS SPECTACLE-WEARING GREY PERSON INQUIRING ME ABOUT MY THOUGHTS ON THE FRENCH MARSHALS?

It is an ask, Your Highness. [*shuffles paper*]

I've bridged our correspondence with this platform called "Tumblr" for the purpose of improving our line of communication amongst ourselves and the outside world...though there are these anonymous, grey individuals who would send epistles to our address for...whatever purpose we shall find out.

MUST BE ONE HELL OF AN IMPROVEMENT THEN IF YOURE PUTTING VITAL INFORMATION OUT LIKE THAT

The process is much more discreet and complicated than writing down our location, Your Highness. And after much consideration, I believe that we are able to accommodate the liabilities that come with it― simply by remaining prudent with our words. I'll explain more when—

OKAY IM STILL NOT CONVINCED BUT WHAT ABOUT SPIES

[*long sigh*] ...There are no French spies, Sir. We are dead. They have no good reason to be sending any. We haven't even come acr―

BULLSHIT

We are not arguing about this again!

[*GERMAN ARGUING ENSUES*]